TILL DEATH DO / US APART

The bell rings, the doves take flight, the tables are set, and all eyes are on you. It's finally the day. You adjust your suit, then look into your wifes bubbly eyes. It sweetly sparkled, like a soda fizzing out intensely after being shook. It was that look in her eyes that captivated you; and it was the entrance to a once unthinkable paradise.



"I, _____, take you, _____, for my lawful wife, to have and to hold from this day forward, for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health..."



You choke,



"Until death do us apart."

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The story of a stalker-esque wizard mafia leader that tries to win back the heart of his wife from another life.



DISCLAIMER: I am terrible at writing comedy

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Credits to https://www.flickr.com/photos/charleswbaileyjr/36445927605 (Charles W. Bailey Jr) for the thumbnail image.