78. Killer Queen II Part III ~Weird Turn of Events~...

*CRACK CRACK*

"RAUGH!!!" shouted The Reaper, as he kept punching and punching at the armor before him.

Eradicator is unamused. He kicks Miguel away with complete ease.

It's night. They are currently on a rooftop.

"I never knew you were that smart to figure out our hiding spot," he spoke.

Miguel presses a button on his wristwatch.

"STAR PLATINUM!!!" shouted Miguel. Nothing happens.

"As long as you are 15 meters within my range, you are nothing," said Eradicator. "Without your Stand... What are you, exactly, Mr. Reaper?"

Miguel screams and punches Eradicator's face. He punches him over and over again until his fists bleed.

"ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA!!!" shouted Miguel.

Eradicator grabs Miguel's face and throws him to the ground.

"Miguel?" asked Anne, who is on several rooftops away and speaking with him using a headset. "Are you okay?"

"I'm... *gasp*... fine..." said Miguel. "I promise that I'd be able to get home. Just stay away from this guy."

"Who are you speaking to?" asked Eradicator, as he grabbed Miguel's helmet and tries to crush it. "Interesting... Your helmet is as hard as... no... harder... than diamonds..."

"None of your business," said Miguel.

Eradicator then tries to stab Miguel, but Miguel stops the blades from reaching his chest.

"RAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH!!!" shouted Miguel.

Eradicator then punches Miguel over and over again.

*CRACK CRACK CRACK SPLAT*

Eradicator then punches and kicks him at great speeds as Miguel is forced to be punched away.

He ends up falling on the ground of the rooftop, as Eradicator kicks him over and over again.

"This is the man who took down the New World Order?" asked Eradicator. "This is the man who defeated Salvi? This is the man who became President of five worlds? I am unimpressed by you... and frankly... I am quite disappointed."

"You're a monster, Elvis," said Miguel.

"I am Eradicator!" shouted Eradicator. "Elvis is the name given to me by this world."

Eradicator sighs.

"You lie to yourself. You are a Salvi... You are no Ibarra," laughed Eradicator.

"Identities... Identities..." Miguel shook his head. "No one in the world except you has the ability to define who you are.Now tell me? Who decided that you are supposed to be the eradicator of humanity."

"The world needed a vaccine from your virus," said Eradicator. "So like you, I forged my own identity. I am the savior of this world, Miguel JoJo."

"So did I," said Miguel.

"But looks like we have very different answers to the same problem... 'What do we do with the two worlds we belong to?'" asked Eradicator. "You decided to build bridges and believe in fairytales and hope to save Narnia using rainbows and fairy dust. I decided to take you and all the cancers of society out."

"I'm not part of the problem," said Miguel.

"Are you sure?" asked Eradicator. "Really? Hm, Miguel JoJo? Because I am a hundred percent sure that you in fact are. By bringing two unprepared worlds together, you created new problems in this world. By eradicating your kind, we can be at peace."

"No race should be above another," said Miguel.

"That's the thing, Miguel..." said Eradicator. "How could a race be above another if there is no other race?"

Miguel stares at Eradicator in horror.

"You're a monster, Elvis," said Miguel.

"You... You've hurt people... You've killed hundreds... Thousands... counting your armies' kills," said Miguel.

"Five hundred and ten," said Eradicator.

"And such a good round number, too," smiled Miguel, as Eradicator grabbed both his arms. "It would be a shame if you'd add another-... What are you doing?"

Eradicator began to pull his arms sideways.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH-!!!" shouted Miguel.

*CRACK*

"MIGUEL!!!" shouted Anne.

*SPLAT!!!*

"RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH!!!" shouted Miguel, as Eradicator slowly tore Miguel vertically in half.

His ribs can be seen poking out as his flesh is torn off like meat. His spine is shown to be hanging out as Eradicator tore Miguel in half. Miguel gags in pain as he closes his eyes, slowly dying. Blood splatters everywhere. His lung and stomach innards hang out of his torso. His blood gushes out like a fountain. His spine wiggles. His fingers twitch. Bones can be shown. Miguel accepted his fate and closed his eyes.

Anne immediately ran out of her place and immediately went into action.

"STICKY FINGERS!!!" shouted Anne, as he Stand, Sticky Fingers, emerged.

"BUENA!!!" shouted Sticky Fingers, as its hand is launched into Eradicator's face 30 meters away, as Eradicator is punched twenty meters away from Miguel.

Anne reaches Miguel's dying body as she zips Miguel back together.

"BUENA BUENA BUENA BUENA BUENA BUENA BUENA!!!" shouted Sticky Fingers, punching Miguel and "healing" him.

*ZIP ZIP ZIP ZIP ZIP ZIP ZIP ZIP ZIP*

Note: If you remember, Sticky Fingers cannot actually heal someone. Instead, Sticky Fingers can only stick them back together, somewhat stitching their body to a form where they can continue living. Unlike Hierophant or Prince, Sticky Fingers' "healing" is actually faulty and the person would need some time to heal before their body can work again. Since Miguel was torn in half, he wouldn't be able to move his right arm and the right half of his body. That is why he needs Josuke.

Eradicator approaches Anne as the zips return and Miguel's wounds slowly return, as he bleeds out.

"Tch-!" whispered Anne, as she grabbed Miguel and leaped away.

Eradicator watched the pair run away.

Later...

Miguel slowly wakes up, gasping.

He's in a truck driven by Stephen with Anne next to him.

"He... He tore me in half... *gasp*... Didn't he?" asked Miguel.

Anne wipes her tears. Miguel uses his left hand to wipe these tears away.

Anne slaps his hand away. "When are you going to stop... whatever this is?"

"I'll stop when the world is at peace," sighed Miguel.

"You don't understand... Just now... I thought... What if I end up becoming a widow? What if our children would grow up without a father?" she said with a shaky and whimpering voice. "What that man over there killed you, Miguel? What about our family?"

"Anne... I'm going to be okay..." said Miguel.

"Miguel... You don't know that," said Anne, with a shaky voice.

"Anne," said Miguel. "I can do this."

"It's not that you can do this," said Anne. "What if I lose you? You can't do this alone!"

"But if I do this with you guys, you die," said Miguel. "I don't want to lose anymore. I've lost so much, Anne... And here we are... The three of us are what's left."

"What about The Fusion?" asked Anne.

"Huh," said Miguel.

"Miguel..." said Anne, trying to tell him off.

"We'll work together. The Crusaders will work together with The Fusion to stop all of... this," said Miguel.

"Goddamnit Miggy," sighed Anne, facepalming.

"So... you want us to spy on this guy?" asked Josuke.

Josuke, Finn, Jake, Spongebob, Patrick, Gumball, and Darwin all sat on the sofa as Miguel, now in a wheelchair, shows them a picture of Elvis with a PowerPoint presentation on TV.

Miguel speaks. "Since Josuke's powers won't work for some reason, I'm going to have to ask you to -..."

"Oh!" smiled Stephen. "Josuke's powers don't work because the Spirit Stone warped your Stand and now you disable Stands nearby. The only one reason that Anne's Stand Ability works when it's near him is that Star Platinum only responds to her."

Miguel lets out a big sigh. "Thank you, Stephen."

"What's a Spirit Stone, Mr. Reaper?" asked Darwin.

"Yeah, Xavier!" shouted Patrick. "Tell us more about this magic rock."

"Dude!" shouted Finn.

"What?" asked Patrick. "He can read minds, is disabled, and rides a wheelchair."

"That's exactly why!" shouted Finn.

"Why what?" asked Patrick.

"Ugh!" shouted everyone else.

"Thank you, for that. You're on my list, now, Patrick."

"YES!!!" shouted Patrick, launching his fists akimbo in the air.

"Anyway," said Miguel. "A Spirit Stone is a magical stone you can find in the forests of the Philippines. Swallow it, nothing happens. But, Stand-Users lose their Stands when they swallow one of these. Stands come from some sort of alien bacteria that can be found in Holy Objects and Christ's blood."

"Jesus was an alien?" asked Josuke.

"In our worlds... yes and no..." said Miguel. "He's from a race of aliens who created our kind. They're called Niburuans. The planet exists in the 4th World and appears near all the alternate Earth's orbits every 3,600 years. Christ was the son of El, a slave-turned-warlord who meditated so hard that he became God... literally."

"Wait, evolution's fake?" asked Gumball.

"Nah," said Miguel. "Evolution still happened. El just used his DNA to slowly evolve small mammals into primates by splicing his genes on the creatures. El's Christ's dad, by the way."

"How do you know all this?" asked Josuke.

"I'm half Grimm," said Miguel. "It's basically a fairy tale to kids like me. Grimms, after all, are supposed to police the Cryptid world. Hahahaha...Anyway, the bacteria that gives us Stands and makes us stronger are poisoned by the virus the Spirit Stone contains. Thus, dampening our Stand Abilities.Any questions?"

Everyone raises their hands as Miguel sighs.

"Any questions that have nothing to do with my arm?" asked Miguel.

"Miggy!" shouted Anne. "They could be important! Patrick!" she pointed to Patrick,

"When you feel itchy, do you have someone else scratch it, or do you just let nature take its course?" asked Patrick.

"Should've tried the smarter one," whispered Josuke.

Anne points to Jake.

"How're you going to do Tier 15 with Anne?" asked Jake.

"Okay, that's enough," said Anne. "They're all idiots."

"Exactly," said Miguel, as he wheelchaired away.

Later...

Miguel hears giggling in Finn's room. That seemed normal. But then he realizes a few things...

"First of all..." thought Miguel. "Jake is downstairs. Second, Finn is a boomer in technology. Third, that's a woman's voice... Fourth... an old enemy is here."

Miguel opens the door to see horror.

Finn pecking Yoshiko's head.

"STAR PLATINUM!!!"

"ORA!!!"

"MUDA!!!"

*BOOM*

Miguel spits out blood as he is struck in Star Platinum's chest.

"I'm sorry!" shouted Finn, backing away.

"Finn... that woman is a serial killer... she murdered 30 women," said Miguel.

"86, actually," said Yoshiko. "They're all 35 above. And I'm no longer a serial killer."

"Yeah, sure... Upping the number and the age TOTALLY justifies everything," said Miguel.

"But-!" shouted Finn.

"What... the... hell..." said Miguel. "How long has this been going on?"

"A month!" shouted Finn.

"Uh-huh..." said Miguel. "You do realize that she had sex with hands, right?"

"I ONLY THOUGHT ABOUT IT!!!" said Yoshiko. "And I deserve to be punished."

"Then turn yourself in," said Miguel, clenching his jaw. "What makes you such a good person?"

"Ellen Sera," said Yoshiko. "My first victim. My neighbor... I remember why I killed her... She's a fellow serial killer I've murdered."

"Fucking lies," said Miguel.

"I fucking lied... I don't just kill innocent people... minus... sometimes..." said Yoshiko.

"Lies!" shouted Miguel.

"I'll do anything!" shouted Yoshiko. "Please! Let me prove that I had good intention!"

Miguel sighs. "Hay Naku... Fine. Another fucking plot twist. Give 'em..."

"I need a pen and-..."

"Think them, Yoshiko," said Miguel.

Yoshiko gave Miguel all the names in her thoughts, along with all her memories.

"Interesting," said Miguel.

Miguel enters Stephen's thoughts.

Stephen, who is making coffee, accidentally burns his hand because Miguel entered his mind.

"FUCK!!!" shouted Stephen.

"Yo," said Miguel in Stephen's head.

"Yes, sir?" asked Stephen.

"Call the Helsing Organization. I have a list of names you need to research," said Miguel.

"Are they about the Elvis Jackson case?" asked Stephen.

"No," said Miguel. "They're all of Yoshiko Kira's victims..."

One day... later...

The Fusion stood behind Miguel. They all stood in front of a chamber, where Yoshiko is strapped in. Yoshiko is shown Indian sitting on a stool behind a one-sided mirror. She still has her face mask on with a kitty smile on it. She scratches her leg.

"So... you claim that you... have the urge to murder very bad people," said Miguel. "My mother?"

"Our dad forced me," said Yoshiko. "My adoptive father, Salvi."

"Jedan?" asked Miguel.

Yoshiko looks down. "My bad. Well... that's why the Ark punished me. I went a little over my head..."

"A little over your head? YOU KILLED MY BEST FRIEND!!!"

"What? I thought The Ark gave you a new power," said Kariel.

"Yes, but the Ark chose Jedan," said Yoshiko. "Jedan came back to haunt me."

"Why am I with Miguel, then... HUH!?" asked Ghost Jedan, who appears behind Yoshiko.

"Why are you with Miguel?" asked Yoshiko.

"Wooooo~~oooo..." said Jedan, wiggling his fingers toward Yoshiko.

"Stop or I'll blow you up again," said Yoshiko, as Jedan stayed far away from her.

Yoshiko sees that there's a smudge on the window as she licks her thumb and cleans it.

"But... I'm not Yoshiko anymore," she continued.

"What... do you mean?"

"I have her memories... but... I don't... feel like I'm that person anymore..."

"You're saying you're a different personality?" Miguel leaned closer with interest.

"Yes..." Yoshiko's eyes quivered.

Miguel's eyes quivered as well, as a grunting voice echoed in his head.

"I remember pummeling you to near-death-..." said Miguel.

Miguel checks the monitor, and her heart is beating quite fast.

Yoshiko's breath goes shaky. She begins to scratch her leg faster.

"Sorry for mentioning such... Why'd you murder Jedan?" asked Miguel.

"I was mad... or... she was..." said Yoshiko, as her eyes quivered.

"And why exactly do you now show remorse for your actions?" asked Miguel.

"Someone knocked some sense into me," she said. She gulped in fear and sweated.

Miguel tries to read her mind.

"...ORA!!! ORA!!! ORA!!!..."

A tear falls from Yoshiko's eye.

Miguel stops reading her mind. Miguel sighs.

"Hm," said Miguel. "It seems that you have suffered enough trauma that... changed you..."

Miguel gets a phone call. Anne takes it out of his pocket and puts it by his ear. "Uh-huh... Uh-huh... Shit... Uh-huh..."

Miguel ends the call and Anne puts the phone in his pocket.

"It lines up," said Miguel. "Everyone she murdered has done serious crimes."

"Didn't she kill children?" asked Anne.

"Dwarf hands," said Miguel. "I thought they were child's hands... They were hands of dwarves..."

"Ugh..." said Gumball.

Darwin slaps the back of his head.

"She still murdered my mother and killed Jedan," said Miguel. "Give me a good reason why I shouldn't kill her?"

"She's suffering from an unnatural Personality Change."

Ghost Jedan appears behind Miguel.

"What?" asked Miguel.

"Yoshiko," said Jedan, as he passed through the wall.

"Fuck... Your raggedy clothes piss me off," said Yoshiko.

Jedan speaks to her. "Ora..."

Yoshiko squirmed.

"Ora... Ora... Ora..." whispered Jedan some more, as Yoshiko began to pant heavily.

"Ora ora ora ora ora-..." whispered Jedan.

Yoshiko scratches her leg slightly more violently to the point of bleeding.

"Yoshiko!" yelled Finn.

Jake grabs his shoulder and shakes his head.

Jedan leaned to her ear.

"Wrry..." said Jedan.

Yoshiko stands up and shakes frantically. "Oh my God!" she sobbed. "You did it!" shouted Yoshiko. "You Goddamned did it! Good for you! Good for you!" Her breath is incredibly shaky as she trembled and stood up. She began having a panic attack as she fell on the floor and latched onto the chair. The chair falls to the floor as she began to sob.

"Jedan, what the hell did you tell her?" asked Miguel.

"Should we do something?" asked Anne.

"Mr. Reaper... This is kinda... wrong?" asked Josuke.

"YOSHIKO!!!" shouted Finn.

Finn tries to open the door.

"Finn! Stay!" shouted Miguel.

"Wrry..." whispered Finn.

"STAY!!!" shouted Miguel.

"Tch-..." said Finn, walking back behind Miguel.

Miguel turns to Anne and nods.

Anne sighs and sprays some water on Finn's face.

"Bad Adopted Dog... Bad," said Miguel. "Anyway... What's wrong with her?"

"Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder," said Jedan. "Caused by a massive brain injury that you caused... y'know... with your fists... Caused her to completely change her identity and personality. She oddly gained a new identity via"

"So... this isn't the Yoshiko we knew?" asked Miguel.

"No," said Jedan. "Well... Let's just say that a part of her is still in there... Let's say that the original Yoshiko Kira was the Id."

"This Yoshiko Kira must be the Ego," said Miguel.

"Yeah... Ironically, according to D4C Universe Psychology... You turned her normal... but... you also gave her PTSD. She is no longer evil psycho Kira. May I present to you, awkward nervous weakling Kira!" smiled Jedan.

"Jedan, please give your patient the appropriate medicine as treatment," said Miguel.

"I'm a therapist. I'm not a doctor," said Ghost Jedan.

"As President, I pronounce you doctor," said Miguel.

"Whoa! Whoa! He can't do that!" shouted Jake. "Can he?" he turned to Gumball. Gumball shrugs.

"Fine," said Jedan. "I've been in the Mafia. I know how drugs work!"

"What? You guys were in the Mafia?" asked Josuke.

"Jedan said he was in the Mafia. I never said I was in it," said Miguel.

Jedan takes out some pills from Miguel's medical cabinet as he used his tentacles to put the stuff inside Yoshiko's mouth... my God that's a terrible way of phrasing that.

Jedan takes out some pills from Miguel's medical cabinet as he used his Stand to put the pills gently... passionately... stop it... respectfully... ew...

...just into her mouth... He's a doctor now. It's legal. The President of Five Universes said so.

"I'll put something in Miguel's mouth that's for sure!" smiled Spongebob.

"What?" asked Miguel, turning to Spongebob with disgust.

"What's best is for her to reach out to a loved one," said Jedan.

Finn turns to Miguel.

Miguel sighed. "Fine."

The door is opened by Kariel as Finn runs in.

"Hey!" shouted Finn, as he grabbed her cheek.

"Hey," said Yoshiko, still panicking.

"Shush... It's okay, Yoshi," said Finn, as he put her near his chest.

She began to breathe normally again.

"Aw," smiled the others.

"Oh, brother," said Miguel.

"What a weird turn of events," smiled Kariel, crossing his arms.