79. Satin Dolls ~Week's Curse of Gumball~

The group all eat in a fine-dining restaurant with Miguel paying. From left to right, Miguel, Anne, Kariel, Ghost Jedan, Yoshiko, Josuke, Finn, Jake, Gumball, Darwin, Bodyguard Jedan, and Erina all sat on the tables.

"I can't believe you pardoned Yoshiko," smiled Gumball.

Miguel grunts out of annoyance. He sighs and ate his meal.

On their tables, they have Filipino meals served. Inasal Chicken, Sour Catfish Adobo, Bangus Sisig, Chicken Kare-Kare,

"Why do we never eat pork or beef?" asked Gumball.

"I'm a pollotarian," said Miguel.

"Yeah..." said Anne. "Miguel kinda forces us to never eat red meat."

"Red meat is evil, Anne," said Miguel. "Satan's red... pork and beef meat are red... red meat is made from the Devil's flesh!"

"Whatever happened to Morningstar?" asked Darwin.

"Fighting some kind of War in the 4th World," said Miguel.

Gumball sighed and stood up.

"Time to go number two," said Gumball.

"You want me to come with you?" asked Darwin.

"Ew! No! It's a bathroom for one person!" shouted Gumball.

"Exactly why we're worried," said Finn, pointing his fork to Gumball using his fingers. "You keep getting attacked in bathrooms!"

"What the what!?" asked Gumball. "I was only attacked there once! With the Yokai!"

"Yeah..." said Jake. "But when you think about it... Every time you go outside by yourself, something bizarre happens that brings us to a deeper plot."

"Or a filler episode!" smiled Spongebob, who is on the table with Patrick.

Gumball mumbled some curse words as he slammed the bathroom door open.

"AAAAH!!!" shouted a beautiful woman. "DON'T YOU PEOPLE EVER KNOCK!!?"

"OH NO!!!" shouted Gumball, covering his eyes. "Don't you people EVER LOCK!!?"

She is actually just washing her hands.

She's a beautiful woman. Black hair, dark brown face, a brown bracelet with spherical blades, a red dress, and high heels. She has a curvy body and is about 7 feet tall.

She immediately held up her hand like a claw toward Gumball, as Gumball felt a choking sensation in his neck.

She woges and transforms into an ugly creature resembling a zombie with rotting and bony skin white hair. Her mouth has fangs and her eyes turn yellow with black demonic cat-like pupils.

"AT THE END OF THE MONTH, YOU WILL DIE!!!" shouted the Hex.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-!!!" shouted Gumball. "MY EYES!!!" shouted Gumball, covering his eyes. "WHY ARE YOU SO UGLY!!!?"

"How dare you, you little shit! Never mind... YOU'LL DIE IN A WEEK!!!" shouted the Hex. She sighs. She has a bracelet that says, "Cassandra Beyonce."

"WHAT THE WHAT!!!?" asked Gumball. "Damn you UNISEX BATHROOMS!!!"

Gumball runs into a bookstore to meet Larry.

"Hey, Larry!" smiled Gumball.

"Oh! Gumball Watterson... Hehe... Hey!" smiled Larry, a humanoid man with a rock head. "I work in all five Earths now! Isn't that nice?"

"Yeah huh..." said Gumball. "Larry... I need books about exorcism books and spellbooks... Oh... and lots of crucifixes... And do you have agimats around? And wands?"

"Oh! Go to the Spiritual section!" smiled Larry, pointing to the back of the store.

"Wait... You really have all that stuff here?" asked Gumball.

"Ever since the five Earths joined together as one Parliament, Mr. President asked for all bookstores to have spirit-related materials in every square kilometer of each world. It's Imperial Act No. 7 Series 2016. 'All bookstores in Maharlica must-...'"

"Da da da da no one cares, Larry," said Gumball.

A few minutes later, Gumball puts a pile of these books and objects on his table.

"How much?" asked Gumball.

"Oh! 10,897 Pesos and 50 cents!" smiled Larry.

Gumball gives Larry one of Josuke's debit cards.

"Miguel Josuke Higashikata?" asked Larry.

"My roommate!" smiled Gumball.

"Eh..." said Larry, shrugging his shoulders.

*CHA-CHING*

Gumball walks outside carrying the books all on top of one another with the objects already tied all around his body.

An old Filipino man shakes his head seeing this.

"Americans."

Later...

Gumball began reading the spellbook in the living room while the rest of the Fusion is playing monopoly. All are there, except for Josuke.

Yoshiko sighs and walks in.

"What the hell's up with you?" asked Yoshiko.

"I've been cursed by a zombie lady!" whimpered Gumball.

"Oh," said Yoshiko. "A Hex, you mean?"

"Yes," said Gumball.

"What was the curse?" asked Yoshiko.

"She said that I'm going to die in a week!" sobbed Gumball.

"Ah, well you're doomed, I guess," said Yoshiko, as she walked away and sat on the table and proceeded to read her book.

Finn slaps her shoulder as she says, "Ow!"

Finn then sat with Gumball.

"Yo," smiled Finn.

"Yo," said Gumball, still trembling out of fear.

"You have a magic problem?" asked Finn.

"Yeah?" asked Gumball.

"The only way we can stop magic is with magic," said Finn. "I remember Mr. Reaper using those"

"He's off-town in a meeting," said Gumball. "And he brought Josuke!"

"Bjork," said Finn. "Looks like we have one week to save you!"

"But... I was about to win!" asked Patrick.

"Patrick, you're bankrupt," said Darwin. "You lost three hours ago."

"Wait," said Patrick. "I thought bankrupt means you can fly! Oh, God! I need to call Paul!"

Patrick runs away toward the telephone.

"What was that about?" asked Darwin.

"No one cares," said Gumball. "I'm the only one who is IMPORTANT HERE!!!" he pointed at himself with his thumbs.

"No, Paul! Don't jump off the building!" shouted Patrick on the phone. "Paul's dead!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!Did he do the flip though, just like I asked?Cool.Anyway, wanna meet up?"

*click*

*burr*

"That was rude," said Patrick. Patrick turns to the others. "He screamed at me as if I killed someone close to them. Geez!"

"You're the salt of the Earth, Patrick," said Darwin, sarcastically.

Meanwhile...

Miguel sat down in his formal attire with several other men and women.

"We've met you here today, Mr. President, to interrogate you via the case of pardoning Yoshiko Kira," said the shadowy man.

"Hit me," smiled Miguel.

"Is it not that Yoshiko Kira killed your mother?" asked the man.

Miguel doesn't flinch. "Yes," he calmly spoke.

"Is it not that Yoshiko Kira murdered 86 people?" asked the man.

"She did," said Miguel. "Technically 256 counting the collateral damage she did in the Stardust Crusade, and a few billion in an alternate timeline, but that timeline no longer exists and all other alternate timelines that Killer Queen: Bites the Dust created ceased to exist and had become theoretical."

"Is it not that Yoshiko Kira is a serial killer?" asked the man.

"Yes," said Miguel.

"According to Maharlica Law, you haven't really done anything wrong..." said the man. "However, it is stated in the Executive Branch Article, or Article 2, Section 5 that the crowned High Emperor or High Empress can create pardons. The President of the Maharlican Parliament can only create pardons if and only if they receive a proper vote from the High Council."

The man is revealed to be President Mr. Mayor. The others include King Neptune, Princess Bonnibel Bubblegum, Lei Zeppeli, and Josuke Higashikata.

King Neptune has a beard, but is bald and has a crown. He has a red beard and a big nose with a green body and is a merman. He is on a kiddie pool with a helmet filled with water.

Princess Bubblegum is a pink humanoid wearing a pink dress with a yellow tiara around her head with a small blue gem stuck into an appendage on her head.

Lei Zeppeli is there, wearing a black dress.

Josuke is there wearing a Barong Tagalog.

"I'm sorry to tell you this, but according to the constitution you made, you have to defend yourself with your immediate pardon of Ms. Kira without notifying the Council," said Princess Bubblegum.

"Hay Naku..." said Miguel, who is shown to be still in a wheelchair.

"Well?" asked President Mr. Mayor, a small Donald Trump-lookin' man.

"Fine," said Miguel. "Hit me."

"No... you hit us... Mr. President," said King Neptune. "Not really hit us... I mean hit us with your argument. You show us why you pardoned Ms. Kira."

"Oh, right... I gave myself the ability to be a lawyer," said Miguel.

"Excuse me?" asked Lei Zeppeli.

"I could argue that all of her murders were not a form of serial killing!" shouted Miguel, trying to get their minds off with what he just said. "*ahem*... Rather, it is a form of vigilantism..."

The Council, except Josuke, laughed.

"How could you say so?" asked Mr. Mayor.

"Well," said Miguel. "Here..."

Stephen walks in and puts a bunch of files on the table. The Council opens all of them.

"I have been experimenting on Yoshiko Kira... Of course... with her complete consent," said Miguel. "I put three people in a room with her. All of them were criminals, but one of them had committed murder and rape. Male caucasian in his 20's by the name of Carl Wicker. He was about to receive the death penalty. The others were arrested for petty theft and robbery."

"What did you do, Mr. Reaper?" asked King Neptune.

"I may have done something technically legal along the way... *ahem*... I may have... told her to blow up one of them... one which she has the urge to kill," said Miguel.

King Neptune took out his trident.

"King Neptune, please!" shouted Princess Bubblegum.

"You're insane..." said Lei. "No wonder my sister is so attracted to you," she smiled.

"Wait..." said Miguel. "She pointed to the right man."

"What makes you think that he wasn't a changed man?" asked King Neptune.

"Because believe me," said Miguel. "I know it when they're good or they're utter scum. I just do. Star Platinum allows me to read souls."

"Those are still major violations-..."

"-In Earth Prince and many territories on my Earth. However, I conducted these experiments in Transylvania, where everything I've done was completely legal," said Miguel. "Don't worry... No casualties occurred..." said Miguel. "However, I've done several experiments. One, even, when I masked them... another, I armored them completely in suits. Another, I put them in metallic boxes. Each trial, Yoshiko pointed to the person she'd most wanted to kill."

"So!?" asked King Neptune.

"When I fought Kira the second time... I remembered she told me these words..." said Miguel.

Before...

"And I kill people who are innocent," Kira replied. "What's the difference, Miguel? When you were a kid, you believed that there is no such thing as good or bad people... just good or bad actions."

Now...

"The defendant, Ms. Kira had been killing all of these people because they deserved it. She only knew about this a few months after I beat her to near-death since, at the time, we thought that she had committed a capital offense. Even though she firmly believed that these were innocent people, this was far from the truth and her actions were mere acts of antiheroism," said Miguel. "Therefore, according to Article V in the seventeenth amendment, Yoshiko Kira's actions were solely unauthorized vigilantism, despite having the thought of killing innocents. Who are we to go against what this Empire stood for, which is the enforcement of justice for the people of Maharlica? Because I argue, there are no such thing as good or bad people, just good or bad actions... As evidence, open your files!"

The Council open the files and lengthily read them all, from front to back.

After reading, one of them spoke.

"This is a... very bizarre case..." said Lei. "Mostly because the defendant who thought that she was committing heinous acts was actually just killing criminals."

"So what do you suggest to do with her? What's her penalty?" asked Mr. Mayor. "Build a wall around her? Don't worry... I've got that covered. I'll just call some Filipino workers back home since Filipinos are basically just Asian Mexicans-..."

"Jesus... There's no need for that," sighed Miguel. "Nor... the racism... And Kira is Japanese-Spanish. She is just a Filipino citizen."

"I'm not a racist, right?" asked Mr. Mayor. The others covered their faces' sides from Mr. Mayor.

"She would have to make up for her time doing it via working for me," said Miguel.

"Hm," said Mr. Mayor. "Just like your other Mafioso friends. Very well, Mr. President."

The clock on top of the large wooden door at the end of the room ticked.

Each of the High Council just looked at him between segments of them talking to each other.

The room was silent, but the clock ticked louder.

Miguel gulped as he stared at them. He whispered, "Wrry," under his breath.

His sweat dripped as he gulped out of fear.

The clock began ticking louder.

"Whoever allows this pardon, raise your hands and say, 'Aye.'" asked Princess Bubblegum.

"Aye," said everyone else.

Miguel sighed in relief. "Hay Naku..."

Meanwhile...

"I've been hearing whispers all night last night," said Gumball, sobbing while lying down on his couch. "It's like they want me to die, guys! Then they started to make me see... things... Blood on the walls. Creepy shadowy figures near me! They were everywhere, I tell you! EVERYWHERE!!!"

While on a chair near Gumball's head, Patrick, wearing a doctor's outfit, writes all of this down and forms a diagnosis.

No, Patrick is actually just playing tic-tac-toe.

"Have you tried turning yourself off and on again?" asked Patrick.

"Oh, man..." said Gumball, covering his face. "I'm gonna die like this... Haunted by spirits sent out by a witch..."

"How about Mrs. Jotunheimr?" asked Darwin.

"Out of Elmore trying to buy magic stuff," said Gumball.

"Hm..." they all tried to think.

"I have an idea," said Jake, as he morphs several devices like robots and gadgets like the Stand-Destabilizer, the Ghost-Buster, and the Magic-Wrangler. "We find some of Mr. Reaper's funky junk and use one of those devices or books or whatever to remove the curse from Gumball's holy temple!"

"The Reapercave?" asked Spongebob. "Whoa!"

"Isn't that place booby-trapped?" asked Darwin.

Gumball gasps.

"Darwin! Did George Washington not become the President of America by saving America from the British? Did Gandhi not save India from the British?" asked Gumball. "Did Captain Jack Sparrow not become a pirate and fight off the British?!"

"Where is he going with this?" asked Darwin.

"What's the British and what does he have against it?" asked Patrick. "And why do they sound so polite?"

"Must be something similar to the Candy Kingdom," said Finn.

"Did Simoun JoJo not save the Philippines with two books he wrote from the Spanish?" asked Gumball.

"What's the Spanish?" asked Patrick.

"Some type of bread?" asked Jake.

"They did! Why? Because they didn't let some booby-traps scare the frick out of them!" shouted Gumball.

Darwin facepalms. "What booby traps? What the heck are you even talking about."

"The booby-traps..." Gumball leans closer to Darwin's face and spits some saliva into it. "...human society..."

"Five of us aren't humans," said Darwin. "How can we ever relate-?!"

The others, however, immediately applauded.

"Thank you," bowed Gumball. "Thank you."

"Charming," said Yoshiko, as she went on to read her book.

"Aren't you on the verge of getting arrested?" asked Gumball.

"Eh..." shrugged Yoshiko. "I have enough connections that are basically get-out-of-jail-free cards."

"Okay, okay..." said Gumball, as he takes out a coin.

Yoshiko's heart began beating faster. Her breath went shaky. She scratched the table over and over again.

She stared at the coin as she looked away and covered her face mask in fear. She began touching her face mask out of fear.

"Come on... before a horrified face of mine in the bathroom mirror would be the last thing I'd ever see... or an episode of CSI," said Gumball.

"You've done it," Yoshiko blurted out.

Yoshiko panted in fear.

"Whoa," said Finn. "Yoshiko, you okay?"

Yoshiko brings out her Stand. Out of fear, the others, except Finn, bring out their Stands. She puts her armor on as she genuflects and puts her fist on the floor.

Yoshiko trembles in fear upon hearing those words.

"Gumball, hide your coin," said Finn.

Gumball immediately hides the coin in his pocket.

"Sorry," said Gumball.

Yoshiko pants out of fear. "It's okay."

Yoshiko begins scratching her floor.

"Do you need my help?" asked Finn.

"I just need some time alone," said Yoshiko.

"But-!" said Finn.

"GET OUT!!!" yelled Yoshiko, as the six ran out of the house.

Yoshiko trembled on the ground as she reached for her pills.

Later...

The group tries to enter the elevator in The Reaper's garage.

"Password incorrect," said the computer.

"Let me try," said Finn, as he pressed random numbers on the screen's keyboard.

"Password incorrect."

The Fusion thinks for a few moments.

"Have you tried 0987654321?" asked Patrick.

Finn pressed the buttons. "0987654321."

"Password incorrect."

"How about 9876543210?" asked Patrick.

"9876543210," said Finn, pressing the buttons.

"Password incorrect. Too many trials. Time to die, bitcheeeees..."

A blaster appears from above them as lasers point to all six of them.

"AAAAAAAAAAAH!!!" shouted the six of them.

"Try 1234567890," said Patrick.

"SHUT UP!!!" shouted the rest of them.

"Scanning for identities... Scanning complete. Oh... It's you, idiots."

"Hey, Monika!" smiled Finn.

"Why are you here?" asked Monika, in a very mundane and creepily monotonous voice.

"Gumball had been cursed by an evil Hex in a bathroom for both sexes," said Finn. "So we have to save him."

"Damn Unisex Bathrooms," said Monika. "Fine."

"Also, don't tell Mr. Reaper about this!" smiled Finn.

"Uh-huh..." said Monika. "Whatever... I mean, he is my ex, so that's pretty normal."

"Wait... you dated your creator? Isn't that incest!?" asked Darwin.

"Your God conceived Christ with His creation, and you don't see either of them being blamed by modern society," said Monika.

"Fair point," said Darwin.

"Bahahahahaha! You talk funny, Monika! You sound like Karen, Plankton's wife!" smiled Spongebob.

"Your motherboard sure is pretty," smiled Jake.

"Oh, stop!" laughed Monika.

The group reaches the Reapercave, which is a wide place of several gadgetries. At the north end of the room is a large supercomputer. At the south end of the room are several weapons and gadgets used for killing and detaining Stand-Users. at the east end of the room is some sort of dungeon area. At the west end of the room is the room where they keep the Grimm Diaries. The room is a perfect square of 100 meters. Right now, they are near the supercomputer while the rest of the rooms cover 10% of the entire plateau.

"Okay!" smiled Gumball. "To the west!"

The Grimm Diaries room is now a large library about 20 square meters wide filled with thousands of books.

"Mr. Reaper said he read all of these books while on the island... Legend says that he cannibalized on his dead allies and his enemies and decided to never eat red meat ever again," said Gumball.

"What's cannibalism?" asked Spongebob.

"Something you can't handle to know," said Finn.

"Okay!" smiled Spongebob.

"Starfish are cannibals. I get it," said Patrick. "I ate cousin George once."

"WHAT!!!?" asked Spongebob. "You ate George?! That's what happened to his lower half!?"

"Yeah," said Patrick. "Didn't you take your marine biology?"

"Good point," said Spongebob. "Hey, Finn! Are you a cannibal?"

Finn remembers that time he ate soy people as he heard thousands of screams in his head.

"Finn?" asked Spongebob.

"I know what I taste like," said Finn.

"What?" asked Spongebob.

"What?" asked Finn.

"Okay! Instead of us just talking about eating our own kind, can we just get on with it and find the right book?" asked Gumball.

"Da da da da da da... Ooh! Hexes!" smiled Finn, as he opened the book. "Biology... Anatomy... Reproduction... Woges... Sex... Magic... Tools of Magic... Ooh. Page 226. 'Blessings and Curses.'Curse of the Hex... It says here that... Uh-huh..."

"Well? Get on with it!" shouted Gumball.

"It's in Latin. I'm trying to translate..." said Finn.

"You can read Latin?" asked Darwin.

"Yep. A friend of mine taught me. She's a Candy Princess," smiled Finn.

"The lore just keeps getting deeper and deeper," said Darwin.

Technically, it's lazy since this is fanfiction and because of that, the lore was already predetermined by other forms of medium... eh...

"So how do I save myself from this curse?" asked Gumball.

"It says here that it depends on the curse. How were you cursed again?" asked Finn, as he stops reading and turns to Gumball.

"I walked in on her when she was in the bathroom," said Gumball.

"AHA!!!" shouted Darwin. "You do need someone to be with you when going to the bathroom!"

"Stop fussing over my unclear misfortune with public bathrooms and help me!" shouted Gumball.

"Ugh..." said the others.

"Oh," said Finn. "It says here that we have to take a potion... I saw this one from Mr. Reaper's cabinet. A pill called 'Non Negligunt Aliquis in Balneo...'"

"Whoa..." said the rest.

"What does that mean?" asked Spongebob.

"'Don't disrespect someone in the bathroom,'" said Finn.

"Oh," said the rest.

"Then I'll drink it and I'll be fine!?" smiled Gumball.

Finn read some more. "It says here you should shove it between your buns."

"Okay! Let's go and shove that pill up my-! Wait, what?" asked Gumball. "Wait... the pill was invented in the 1960s... This must be a hoax."

"Not in these Universes..." said Finn. "Here in their worlds, the Grimms secretly created a version of the pill. But unlike most pills today, you insert these pills up your buns."

"I'm sorry," said Gumball. "Nope. I'd rather die than to shove that... whatever it is... up my butt."

"It's the size of a golf ball," said Finn. "And it's shaped like a square."

The rest of them say something in the lines of, "Oh Jesus..." or "Oh Neptune..." or maybe, "Oh, Gob..."

"Gumball..." said Darwin, patting his shoulder. "No matter what your butt's going to be shaped into after this, we promise... we would stand by you and never make fun of you. Right now, we would do whatever you'd say."

Gumball thinks for a second. "Thanks, Darwin."

The others smile at Gumball with confidence in their hearts, all putting their hands akimbo in their hips.

"Now... Who will shove this thing up my butt?" asked Gumball.

"Duh..." said Jake.

Everyone said random things at the same time... These include:

"I have a doctor's appointment back in Ooo and-..." said Finn.

"I'm allergic to cat hair so that's why-..." said Jake.

"I might get swallowed by your butt which is why-..." said Spongebob.

"I'm not gay... so-..." said Patrick.

"I'm your brother and that's incest," said Darwin. "Period."

"Oh, man!" shouted Gumball. "How about using your Stands and-?"

"No," said the rest.

"Aw..." said Gumball, covering his face. "I'm going to die."

"Wait... What if we have one of Mr. Reaper's gadgets to put the pill into his butt?" smiled Jake.

"Yeah!" shouted the rest of them.

"But which of them has the intelligence to insert an object into Gumball's butt with such precision?" asked Darwin.

All of them put a pointer gun hand under their chins and think. "Hmmmmm..."

The Fusion ends up staring at the supercomputer, as each of the Fusion members smiles.

"No," said Monika.

"Please!" asked the Fusion.

"No!" shouted Monika.

"Girl... Your printer is THICK!!!" shouted Jake.

"Baby! Your CPU is massive!" smiled Gumball.

"The CPU is basically my head. Are you saying that I have a big head?" asked Monika.

"Learn the parts of a computer, kid... You'll get there," smiled Jake, patting Gumball's head. "My suggestion? Get a computer whiz Demon girlfriend."

"Flattering that you're trying to be flattering... but again, I wouldn't shove a pill into that boy's ass. I am not a doctor," said Monika. "Well... I am, but I won't do it, because it's disgusting. Unless there's a fair argument where a program like me, should-..."

"The hypocritical oaf!" shouted Gumball.

"Hippocratic oath," corrected Monika. "Ffffff-Fine."

(Song: Also Sprach Zarathustra: Einleitung, Oder Sonnenaufgang (From "2001: A Space Odyssey"); Artist: The City of Prague Philharmonic Orchestra; Album: 100 Greatest Film Themes; Writers: Richard Strauss; Licensed to YouTube by Entertainment One U.S., LP (on behalf of Silva Screen Records); LatinAutor, LatinAutorPerf, Sony ATV Publishing, SODRAC, Public Domain Compositions, ARESA, LatinAutor - UMPG, and 8 Music Rights Societies)

(Theme begins)

The Fusion sits on chairs outside the chamber room. Jake stretches and squeezes himself. Spongebob bites his fingers and eats his arms like popcorn. Patrick is fine. Darwin grabs his fist and twists his fist nervously.

An arm from the end of the chamber comes out from a hole and slowly lunges a pill toward Gumball's bare bottom.

It went slowly...

...and slowly...

...and slowly...

"GET ON WITH IT, COMPUTER LADY!!!" shouted Patrick.

"You can do it, Gumball!" shouted Spongebob.

"Our Father, thou art in Heaven... Hallowed is Thy name..." prayed Darwin.

"Glob... I know you're real... But if he doesn't survive this... I swear..." said Jake.

The pill was slowly inserted into Gumball's butt.

"No, wait... I'm not ready-... MMMMMMMMMMMMPH!!!" he squealed and wept. "UMPH!!! MMMMMMMMMM!!!"

The metal arm then slowly puts Gumball's pants up and pats Gumball's butt.

(theme ends)

"Great job, guys. You gave me leverage for future use," sarcastically noted Monika.

Meanwhile, Finn is still reading the book.

"Hey, I found a new page WAY on the last page of the Curse Chapters," said Finn. "It's a warning."

"WHAT!?" asked everyone else.

"Who puts the warning WAY AT THE LAST PAGE OF THE CHAPTER!!?" asked Darwin.

"It kinda applies to all the curses... It says..." said Finn. "... 'Warning: If you try to cure the disease without the consent of the Hex who created the spell... Satin Dolls will appear and will attack the self-proclaimed curers.'"

"Satin Dolls?" asked Gumball. "What is that? Some kind of music artist's final piece?"

"It's a Stand..." said Finn. "Guys! It's a Stand."

"Ngyeheheh..."

Finn feels something... like a little person... grabbing his arm. Yet... this person has skin similar to a shell.

Finn slowly turns to this person.

"Weuh weuh..."

With creepy blank stares, a satin-clothed doll appears on Finn's shoulder with porcelain skin. It's a boy. It is incredibly chubby like a baby, but its pupils are contracted to the point where it is similar to a needle eye. It has fangs and a carved smile on its face. It giggles and screeches terrifyingly as it bites into Finn's arm.

"YEOW!!!" screamed Finn, as Time Adventure emerged and punched the doll away.

"MUDA!!!" shouted Time Adventure.

"Guys!?" asked Darwin, as several dolls latch unto his head.

Darwin transforms into a gorilla and breaks them into pieces, but the porcelain dolls keep multiplying and waddling toward Darwin, biting into his flesh.

"AAAAAAAAAH!!" screamed Darwin.

Jake punches the dolls away by transforming his fist into a hammer and smashing each of them, but the dolls start eating his flesh, which they swallow with ease.

Goofy Goober Rock punches the porcelain dolls.

"GUBI GUBA GUBI GUBA GUBI GUBA GUBI GUBA!!! ROCK!!!" shouted Goofy Goober Rock.

"RAUGH!!!" shouted Jake, but the dolls start to overwhelm him and swallow his fur and skin, causing him to bleed.

*bark bark bark bark bark*

"STOP BARKING!!! DOGS MAKE ME SQUEEZE MY BUTT!!!" shouted Gumball. "It'd slip out! Oh, God... this is the closest time this book got into teenage romantic fanfiction..."

Spongebob conjures up a large plug as Patrick uses Goofy Goober Rock to shove it in Jake's mouth.

"MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA-!!!" shouted Time Adventure.

"GUBI GUBA GUBI GUBA-!!!" shouted Goofy Goober Rock.

"RA RA RA RA RA-!!!" shouted Jake.

"DAWIWI!!!" shouted Darwin.

Spongebob conjures a tiny machine gun and shot at the porcelain dolls.

"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-!!!" screamed Spongbob, as he shot at the dolls violently.

Gumball sobs while the pill melts in his butt.

"IT BURNS!!!" screamed Gumball.

"HOLD IT, GUMBALL!!!" shouted Darwin. "HOLD IT IN!!!"

"RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH-!!!"

*ssssss*

Gumball moans and blurts out. "Yahn!"

Gumball drops on the ground face-first with his butt raised high, twitching softly.

The dolls' heads immediately explode all at once.

The Fusion sigh in relief, as they drop on the ground and lay there.

"Oh, thank God..." said Darwin. "We saved my brother."

"By having a supercomputer insert a pill into his butt," said Finn. "That was the smartest idea you've ever had yet, Jake."

Finn brofists Jake.

"Put it in there!" smiled Finn, as he high-fived everyone.

"That's what Gumball said," said Monika, as everyone other than Gumball laughs in British.

"I don't get it, but it's funny!" laughed Patrick.

"Same here!" laughed Spongebob.

"I get it, and it's even funnier!" laughed Finn.

"I hate you guys," sighed Gumball in a muffled voice.

Meanwhile...

"Anne... could you give me a drink, please?" asked Miguel, as he went over Yoshiko's files once more.

Anne walked outside of the hotel room to get a drink.

Kariel is in the room as well and is playing with Josuke.

"What's wrong, Kuya?" asked Kariel.

"Well... for one thing, Kira is someone I used to fantasize about murdering..." said Miguel. "Now, I have to have to stick out my neck for them."

"Ohnkay," said Kariel, as he played with Josuke more.

"How do you two do it?" asked Miguel, as he turned around to see Kariel and Josuke. "How do you two not tend to kill?"

Kariel sighed. "Well, for one thing, I acknowledge what Kira told you a long time ago. There are no such thing as good or bad people, just good or bad actions."

"Same here," said Josuke.

"So do I! I've internalized that idea!" shouted Miguel.

"Do you see the evil in everyone?" asked Kariel.

"Yes!" shouted Miguel.

"Do you see the... goodness in everyone?" asked Kariel.

Miguel went silent.

"Mr. Reaper, you won't get anywhere if you don't see that there is 'good' in anyone," said Josuke.

"Was there good in Hitler?" asked Miguel.

"Well, yeah..." said Josuke. "He has the cleanest record in terms of crime in all of dictatorship history."

"Lucifer Morningstar?" asked Miguel.

"He has massive guilt over what he's done, according to the Diaries," said Kariel. "And when you think about it, he's the underdog in all this... even though he's the bad guy."

"Darth Vader?" asked Miguel. "Who am I kidding? The guy's a simp! Ugh!"

"Well that's the thing, Mr. Reaper," said Josuke. "Focusing on only the bad side of people is an unhealthy approach to... well... living. Only believing that there is no such thing as good and bad people makes you a robot... You should at least accept the fact that there is very much goodness in anyone rather than the goodness that makes them a saint. Even saints and angels do capital sins, according to the books... and well... the Bible."

"When you put it that way," said Miguel. "Fine. I'll try your approach."

Kariel and Josuke high-five each other and do a top-shake swagger ending with a chest bump.

Anne walks in. "I got some wine."

"Thank you, Anne. You are by far my most beloved one."

"What about our kids?" asked Miguel.

"Them too," said Miguel.

"And our dog?" asked Anne.

"Yes," said Miguel.

"And me?" asked Kariel.

"Yes," said Miguel.

"And me?" smiled Josuke.

"Sure," said Miguel.

Miguel smiles.

"Jedan," said Miguel, as Star Platinum snapped its fingers. "Perm."

"I hate you," said Jedan, popping out of existence as he did Miguel's hair.

"Whatever happened to Rick, Morty, and Kars?" asked Miguel.