137. The Kingdom of Naples

"So let me get this straight..." said Lei. "Your ruler is planning an invasion on Earth because your ruler wants an object called the Holy Chalice?"

"Yes," said the Lyconian.

"What are they?" asked Lord.

"Drinking from it will allow you to gain a Stand evolution and possibly an evolution of one's body," said Urbandub the Lyconian. "A legendary Beyond-User used it during his adventures in what you humans call 'Gospels' in one of your religions."

"What do you wish to do with this cup?" asked Lei.

"Our leader wishes to use it for his own gain and to become a god in the 4th World," said Urbandub. "He is the Emperor of the Streykats. He was so powerful that he was able to kill off the Fortisites of the 4th World, a race of powerful gods who are one of the weakest races in the 4th World. He wishes to become equals with the other Niburuans, the Beyond-Users where Stands originated from."

Urbandub is trapped in a chamber as Lord and Lei interrogated them.

"At least they won't bother any-!"

"We're planning to colonize you as well," said Urbandub.

"Oh... Damn it..." said both Lord and Lei.

"I know a place where you can train, Lord Marvel!" yelled Motorhead on his shoulder.

"Train?" asked Lord.

"Your Spin."

"Oh! Right! The thing with the thing with the spinning... Where is that?"

"There is a Kingdom at the south of Italy where both Spin and Hamon were invented," said Motorhead."The Kingdom of Naples. Founded in the Year 1132 by the first Queen, Queen Abba I. It's also the Kingdom where your family, Lei Zeppeli, came from. Women are considered the dominant sex in the nation. It's a current nation having 15,000,000 people. Their current Queen is Queen Madonna III. It only ever had one dynasty, The Bucciarati family. Their son was also used by the late Arthur JoJo to fuse with Anne's soul. The Nation is very powerful and has five states: Campania, Basilicata, Calabria, Sardinia, and Sicily."

"We know what Naples is," said Lei. "That's also... *sigh*... Where dad works."

"Cool!" smiled Lord.

"Ugh..." Lei facepalms in annoyance.

A few days later...

A song played in the background...

"Largo al factotum della città, largo!(Lalala, lalala, lalala, la!)Presto, a bottega, che l'alba è già, presto!(Lalala, lalala, lalala, la!)Ah, che bel vivere, che bel piacereChe bel piacere, per un barbiere di qualità, di qualitàAh, bravo Figaro, bravo, bravissimo, bravo!(Lalala, lalala, lalala, la!)Fortunatissimo per verità, bravo!(Lalala, lalala, lalala, la!)Fortunatissimo per veritàFortunatissimo per veritàLalalala, lalalalalala lalalalalala lalalalalàPronto a far tutto, la notte e il giornoSempre d'intorno in giro staMiglior cuccagna per un barbiereVita più nobile, no, non si daLalalala lalalalalala lalalalalala lalalalalalàRasori e pettini, lancette e forbiciAl mio comando, tutto qui staLancette e forbici, rasori e pettiniAl mio comando, tutto qui staV'è la risorsa, poi, del mestiereColla donnetta, col cavaliereColla donnetta (tralalalera)Col cavaliere (tralalala)(La, la, la)Ah, che bel vivere, che bel piacereChe bel piacerePer un barbiere di qualità, di qualitàTutti mi chiedono, tutti mi voglionoDonne, ragazzi, vecchi, fanciulleQua la parrucca, presto la barbaQua la sanguigna, presto il bigliettoTutti mi chiedono, tutti mi voglionoTutti mi chiedono, tutti mi voglionoQua la parrucca, presto la barbaPresto il biglietto, ehiFigaro!Figaro, Figaro, Figaro, Figaro, Figaro, Figaro, Figaro!Ahimè, ahimè che furia, ahimè, che furiaUno alla volta, per carità, per carità, per caritàUno alla volta, uno alla volta, uno alla volta, per caritàFigaro?Son quaEhi, Figaro!Son quaFigaro qua, Figaro làFigaro qua, Figaro làFigaro su, Figaro giùFigaro su, Figaro giùPronto, prontissimo, son come il fulmineSono il factotum della cittàDella città, della cittàDella città, della cittàAh, bravoFigaro, bravo, bravissimoAh, bravoFigaro, bravo, bravissimoA te fortuna, a te fortuna, a te fortuna non mancheràLa la la la la la, la la la la la la, la la la la la la, la la la làA te fortuna, a te fortuna, a te fortuna non mancheràSono il factotum della cittàSono il factotum della cittàDella città, della cittàDella città!!!"

(Song By Gioachino Rossini; Covered by Luciano Pavarotti)

(This song plays as the fictional Kingdom of Naples is shown)

A large beautiful city filled with very old buildings made of centuries-old stone stood at a bay. This city is Naples, the capital city of the Kingdom of Naples. The large city was beside the Gulf of Naples. Beautiful white buildings and houses stood there in different sizes with a beautiful array of colors.

The streets are bustling with millions of people. The streets were calm and quiet with guards moving along with the streets. Airships loom over the sky and dawn over the city to watch the city for incoming enemies. There are also massive sea ships protecting the city from outsiders. The city is also walled from the outside.

From the outside, a private jet entered the city as Lei Zeppeli II and Lord Naga walked out of it.

"Your father owns the biggest bed company in the world, right?" asked Lord.

"Bed Zeppeli," said Lei.

Lei wore a black fur coat and an orange tiger-striped dress with sunglasses on her face that shows her waists while Lord wheres his Superhero armor.

"You're seriously going to wear that when meeting my father?" asked Lei.

"Yep!" smiled Lord. "Also... Why are you here?"

"Because my family has a history of Spin-Using and I'm hoping to help you train. Weeb Town is protecting the Holy Chalice, which they've found in... guess where..."

"Japan?" asked Lord.

"No... Japan?! No! What the f-!? Ugh... Egypt."

"Oh."

"We're going to be meeting our Uncle, who lives at the palace with the Queen."

"Of the United Kingdom?"

"What!? No!"

"Of... Spain?"

"No!"

"I'm all out of guesses."

"Of the Kingdom of Naples!"

"Oh."

Lei smiled and shook her head. "He's going to teach you about Spin. He has a Stand. It's called U-Spin Me Round. It allows him to become completely impervious from attacks because he uses Spin to absorb damage to the center point space of nothingness."

"So... he eats damage?" asked Lord.

"And he never gets full. I need you to listen very closely to him. You should know that the Kingdom of Naples are users of Spin and Hamon since the Jewish Grimms residing there taught the citizens the art and became ingrained in Neapolitan society. When the Judges began to die out in Israel, they went to southern Italia to continue the art of Hamon and Spin. Soon, the Grimms of Naples spread and even non-Grimms were able to use Hamon and Spin.While Hamon is an energy that is meant to overcharge enemies with solar energy, Spin is a state of perfect rotation. According to Motorhead, while Hamon was discovered by the 12 Judges, Spin was discovered by the Fortisites and specific dimensions the Fortisites decided to teach the art this also became adept with Spin. These two known dimensions include the SBR Universe and the Grimm Universe. In this world, the Fortisites taught Spin to the Grimms because of their amazing strength and speed.Counting that we're both Black-Eyes, I think it's my duty to also learn the art."

"What does your Uncle do in the palace, anyway?"

"He's a royal guard and Grimm owned by the Royals of Naples."

Later...

"Absolutely not," said Lei Zeppeli I, or as they know him, Lei Gregorio "Goyo" Zeppeli.

"But Uncle Goyo!" yelled Lei.

"Nah," said Goyo, as he ate some squid ink spaghetti. "Why would I teach an outsider the arts of Hamon or Spin! He's not even a Grimm."

"I am, too!" yelled Lord.

Goyo brings out a picture of a Blutbad as Lord's eyes go black.

"A Fortisite Black-Eyes?" asked Goyo. "That's a first."

"Please! There's an alien invasion coming into our world and we need your help!" yelled Lord.

"Oh, please! The Streykat Empire stated that they want nothing from our world!" yelled Goyo.

"Uncle Goyo, they want the Holy Chalice," said Lei.

"I'm sorry?"

"They want the Chalice to gain a new transformation that could very well endanger Earth," said Lei.

"It's not like they'd bother anyone while doing so!" smiled Goyo.

"No... But their ally stated that they're planning to colonize us," said Lord.

"Any proof of that statement? If none, you get the Judas Cradle," said Goyo, taking a bite of his Pasta Negra.

"Uncle!"

"What? I'm a royal guard! Palace policies!" replied Goyo.

"I think I may be of help," said Motorhead, emerging from Lord's shoulder.

Goyo coughs as he choked on some of his noodles.

"Fortisite Bio-Droid?" asked Goyo. "Dio Mio! Santo Agnello! You've made one?"

"No... Given to me by my deceased mother," said Lord.

"Less impressive yet still impressive," said Goyo, rubbing his chin. "Fine, signore... I'll teach you everything I know. Also, what are you to my niece?"

"Oh! If you'd like to know..." said Lei. "We are dating!"

Goyo stares at the two of them. "No... That's a lie. Hahahaha! If you are, what is wrong with you, stupido?! Ahahahaha!"

The two stare at Goyo, smiling.

"Ay, merda! It's true... *facepalms*... Lei Yovanni Zeppeli! You could do better," said Goyo.

"Yeah? Welp, too bad! She chose me, sir! Hahaha!" smiled Lord, as Goyo is disgusted by Lord. "Ha... Let's go training? Please? Stop staring at me, sir?"

Goyo sighs. "Si... Just promise me to be able to study the Bio-Droid and also to not make love-making in front of mio face."

"Uncle! Ew!"

"Nah..." Lord stares blankly. "Nah!"

"You're an interesting fellow," said Goyo. "What was your name again?"

"Lord Naga! My alien name is J'Obladi J'Oblada!" smiled Lord.

"Oh! I'll call you 'JoJo' for short," said Goyo.