148. Black Pearl

Granny Goodness launches Lei away with a single kick.

Lord and Kapitan Dirigma are healed by Steven Universe with his spit.

"Fuck... my throat... That stuff went in my throat," said Kapitan Dirigma.

"Daddy," whispered Lord.

Steven gives a disgusted look to Kapitan Dirigma.

Kapitan Dirigma immediately rose and blasts his fists and Grateful Dead's fists toward the old woman, who sweetly and calmly blasts her heat vision toward him. He dodges his head from one of the beams and blasts heat vision from his eyes. She grabs his eyes as he screams out loud. A small explosion occurs that temporarily blinds the Fortisite Prince.

"I, am, the King of Fortisites!" he growled, blasting Grateful Dead's fist at the old woman. "Grandmother, or so you call yourself. I, Do'Bumsha Do'Kalak, will vanquish thee for your betrayal-! MMPH!!!"She grabs his face and slams it into the swamp ground, drowning him."RAUGH!!!" he screamed muffledly while his face is underwater. Lei removes the water on the ground to stop Kapitan Dirigma from drowning and inserts it in the pores of her skin and into her veins, then the lungs, as she proceeds to laugh.

"I am a New God," she cackled. "I breathe in any gas and liquid atmosphere."She prepares a blast into Lei's eyes as Lord slams the old woman away. Steven throws his shield into her face as it bounces back into his hand. He catches it and throws it again into her face. She smiles, being almost completely unphased by the attack. The old woman smiles and grabs both Lord and Steven and slams them everywhere on the ground.

Steven slides away as she looks directly at Steven's Gem, which is on his belly button."I'll melt your gem, Diamond, with a single blast from my eyes," she sneered. "Or I'll tear it out from your body, let you mortal body die, and sell the Diamond in the black market, filthy hybrid! YAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! For... Darkseid!!!"Kapitan Dirigma and Lord Marvel punch her face at the same time, Kapitan Dirigma from the right, Lord Marvel from the left, but she is unphased.

She moved so fast that it was as if she teleported behind them at the same time and blasted holes into their chests.

Lei heals the pair with two spinning water bubbles as she uses her Stand to try and pull Granny Goodness' fluids out of her face. Her face gets twisted and wrinkled as she blasts heat vision from her mouth and eyes.

Lord tanks the heat vision with his chest as Steven creates a spiky bubble in the old woman's chest. Steven struggles to try and explode Granny Goodness from the inside."What broke your morale, son of Pink Diamond?!" she growled in a deep voice. "The loss of your flesh bag of a father? Murdered by that weakling, Spazura? Meanwhile, here is the filthy hybrid son of a renegade Fortisite...See these dimensions?" she asked, revealing multiple worlds including Universe C-130, C-126, D4C-37, 112073, 20537, A-126, and B-37. They appear as small ragdolls around her fingers, orbiting each finger. She snaps her fingers on her other hand and swallows the seven Universes. The screams of trillions of lives could be heard in a single gulp. Lei and Steven stare at her in horror. "I am a god, you fools. I bore the father of my little sweetie, Darkseid, destroy of the X and Y-Axis Multiverses... I feed on you hopeless mortals and you dare trespass on my swamp!?"

"Shrek called," said Lord. "He wants his swamp back... *cough*... Raugh!"

"I'll melt your chest, Lord Marvel!!!"She stops her heat blasts and laughs softly. "Pathetic."Lord flies toward her and punches at her over and over again as she flicks Lord several kilometers away.

"YAHAHAHAHA!!!" she cackled, with eyes twitching and rolling psychotically. "AHA!!! YAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-!!!"

Energy begins to resonate around her body.

"What!?" she asked, with eyes psychotically twitching. A large white beam from the sky blasts her out of range and very far away. This was a Boom Tube.

The four stare in terror.

"We just battled one of the gods..." Kapitan Dirigma said trembling. "YES!!! I HAVE DEFEATED ONE OF THE MOST POWERFUL GODDESSES IN THE 4TH WORLD!!!" "We were slammed around by that Demon Hag like fucking ragdolls, DIPSHIT!!!" yelled Lei. "She ate SPACE!!! No... SHE ATE SEVEN FUCKING VERSIONS OF SPACE!!! IN FRONT OF OUR VERY EYES!!!"

"I thought those were space snacks," said Lord. "Kinda wanted to eat one."

"I WON, FOOLS!!! I AM NOW ALLOWED TO GAIN THE TITLE OF COSMIC KING OF THE FORTISITES!!!" Kapitan Dirigma cackled."Alright... You shut up... You almost fucking died. You are not a crowned King. You're a prince like that demon hag said," said Lei, pointing at him. "Lord," she said, pointing at Lord. "Please stop with the quips. Steven!?" she asked. Steven nods. "Great job with the cooperation. Thank you."

"Your hair's falling out," Lord pointed at her.

Lei grabs her hair and pulls it out."Great. Great!" she yelled. "I'm stressed. I am stressed! How are we going to-!?"

*step step step*

*splash splash splash*

A pearl-white-skinned woman with black hair and a black sports suit with a gray silk dress resembling a Filipiniana stood before the four. Her hair is black and wavy, flowing down her head. She has a rather large pointed nose and a very slender body. She has black ballerina shoes as she stepped toward the group with the water splashing in her feet.

"Pearl?" asked Steven.

A Black Pearl, a humanoid inorganic silicon-based humanoid being with bodies made of light that is formed from her center Gem, a black pearl, stood before them. Her Gem is placed on her naval."Why, hello there," she said in a posh nasal British voice. "I am Pearl."