152. Ultra Spin

*PEW*

*zim zim zim zim*

*BOOM*

Rick takes out a small circular pill and turns a knob on top of it.

A large robot spider appears and blasts a web, freezing the Steel Ball into inertia.

"Tch-!" yelled Foruko, the one who blasted his Steel Ball at them.

Rick throws a pokemon ball as a giant Flergle emerged from the ball and rushed toward Spawne.

Spawne blasts his Steel Ball into the Flergle's face, blowing its face up as the Steel Ball approached Morty.

"HEAVEN'S DOOR!!!"

Ryle writes in a tree next to him, "I will create a wooden forcefield around the group to block the attack toward Morty."

A wooden forcefield appears that stops the Steel Ball. Morty manifests Rick's armor and flew toward the pair of soldiers.

"RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!" howled Morty, blasting his energy blasts at the pair.

Rick manifests a giant mech suit and charges toward Foruko. Foruko sighs and kicks Rick a hundred kilometers away with relative ease.

"VOLA VOLA VOLA VOLA-!!!"

*RATATATATA-!!!*

Several airplanes blast their bullets at Spawne and Foruko, but the bullets barely affect them.

*BANG*

Van snipes at the pair from a kilometer away, and again, they are unaffected.

Yang blasts all his capsules at the pair as they leap upward and dodge the killer virus.

Star blasts magic at the pair but they use their Steel Balls to redirect the shots with ease.

Zed warps their Steel Balls into butterflies and prepares Blue Dabadi.

Foruko charges toward Zed, who bounces backward and entering his armor.

Zed dodges Foruko's touches as Ryle's Heaven's Door tries to write something behind Foruko.

However, Foruko kicks Ryle away, breaking his ribs into pieces.

Ryle trembly stands up as he writes, "My ribs aren't broken," into himself.

Ryle sighs as he tries to look for an opening.

"Spawne!" yelled Foruko. "Take Sanchez!"

Foruko scans Star, who prepares a magic blast. "Take the Mewman as well."

Zed blasts a punch into Foruko's chest. He sneers. "And this Hex."

Spawne smiles as he tears Rick out of his mecha suit. Rick growls and punches Spawne in the face over and over, but he can't injure them.

Rick prepares his laser gun and points it at Spawne's face, but Spawne touches his arm as Spawne gains control of Rick's arm and points his laser gun at him.

Spawne raises his second Steel Ball from his other holster as he grabs Rick by the collar.

"You will be captured as of the command of Spazura," said Spawne.

Spawne nods to Foruko.

Spawne uses Spin to carry Star and Zed up away as well.

"Great..." said Celine. "We're gonna die on this planet."

Morty's armor detects Rick's armor somewhere in the south of the continent.

"I know where to go," said Morty. 

"And how will we get there!?" asked Yang.

Morty has an idea. "How are you guys with heights?"

"Oh... no..." whispered Celine.

Later...

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!" screamed everyone, who Morty grabbed using his suit.

"There was some leftover concentrated dark matter in the ship," said Morty. "I'll fly us to the south in no time!"

Black Pearl stood at the top of the tree, silently staring at the stars above her.

"Hello, Pearl!" smiled Lord. "Thanks for cooking us up for some tree slime! Basically, you just fed us gravy! Only that it's bitter and tastes like gym socks."

Black Pearl is in the middle of crossing his arms and making a diamond shape with her hands.

"I'm sorry?" she asked politely.

Lord sees her doing that gesture.

"What are you doing? Is that a Space Nazi Salute?" asked Lord.

"I don't know what that means," said Black Pearl. "It's a salute... of the Gems. It's a salute for my Diamond. Black Diamond."

"Who?" asked Lord.

"Creation of the demon Bill Cipher... Conquerer of infinite worlds in the name of Bill Cipher... My creator... My master..." she whispered.

"What happened to her?" asked Lord.

"She was destroyed..." she replied. "...by a Grimm. The only mortal being capable of shattering a Diamond... a god."

"How was she shattered?" asked Lord.

"The Grimm brutally crushed her Gem with his bare hands... by a powerful form where the soul leaves one's body... Ultra Instinct," she said. "The only person who can attack those in Ultra Instinct is someone who can use a variant of Explosive Spin... Ultra Spin. Allowing one to kill gods with a single attack."

Lord turns around. "What was that!?"

He hears an explosion from nearby.

Black Pearl sees the JoJo Birthmark at the back of his neck.

"I'll help you," she said.

"Whoa... Really?" asked Lord. "What changed your mind?"

"Nothing," she smiled softly. "I'll teach you and your group some moves tomorrow."

"Oh, right!" cheered Lord.

Meanwhile...

Rick, Star, and Zed wake up screaming in horror.

They gasp in relief as they look around. They're in a cell.

"I dreamt some messed up stuff," whispered Star. "Marco... He was being tortured..."

"Oh, God... I was... doing it with Morty," Rick vomits in disgust.

"I was gay," said Zed, trembling in fear. "And with Stephen of all people!"

"Not the same level of pain AS I AM GOING THROUGH!!!" she screamed.

Spazura teleports into the room, smiling sadistically. "Hello, there," he smiled.

He warps a wine glass into his hand and drinks from it. He warps a chair and uses his mind to place it behind him as he sat down in peace.

"Uh... Obi-Wan called?" asked Rick, sarcastically.

Spazura force-chokes Rick.

"Hello, Rick Sanchez," he said, as an eye opens from his forehead.

"Hello, cat person..." said Rick, choking.

"You're the son of the guy in the accounts... Bill Cipher," said Star.

"What? Like from the cartoon?" asked Zed, confused.

"Yep... that guy," said Rick.

"Why, hello, Rick," sneered Spazura. "I'm just absolutely livid after you've trapped my Daddy in the other dimension all those years ago... Then some city kids from some random Earth trapped him again. That prophecy failed... So hopefully, this new and improved prophecy would work. His release into this world will allow us to reign supreme forever! Not even your world's Miguel JoJo and his grainy Star Platinum can stand against him!"

"You don't understand..." said Rick. "Something bigger is coming that will get us all killed. If you let your bitch of a father out of the mindscape, we're all dead! The Made in Heaven Event-!"

"The Made in Heaven Event is a farce!" Spazura howled. "Stefan is long dead, Sanchez. It's not like he somehow survived all of this! Hmhmhmhmhmhm..."

Rick choked as Spazura tightened his grip. "Do make me a glorious event of ruling with my Daddy... Just give me the Rune of King David."

"That rune was given to me in confidence by Stanley," he choked.

"Stanley... Stanley Pines?" he asked, as he brushed his chin. He remembers him.

"Ah!" smiled Spazura. "Stanley! HAHAHAHAHA!!! That bitch from Earth C-136!? HAHAHAHAHA!!! How pathetic... He only brought him back to the Dream World. But I say, he will return, Sanchez. My Daddy will return."

"Yoohoo!" smiled Spawne.

"Ah... If it isn't my bitches..." smiled Spazura, as he teleported in front of them. "Thank you so much for bringing them to me alive."

"Well, of course, sweetie," smiled Foruko.

"Of you go, now, for vacay!" smiled Spazura.

"Bye, girl!" laughed Spawne, waving away to his boss.

"Tah-tah!" laughed Spazura. "Anyways..." he sneers as he turned to Rick and continues force choking him. "Tell me what the Rune of David looks like."

"Never..." choked Rick. "I'm doing this for Diane..."

"Hmhmhmhmhmhm... Diane... Isn't she the one whose infinite selves were eaten by my Daddy as punishment for tricking my Daddy?" sneered Spazura. "How absolutely and tremendously abhorrent, Sanchez. We could've just worked together and here you are still trying to bring her back. You betrayed Bill Cipher."

"I'm not entirely cool with killing people for no inherent reason..." said Rick. "Neither do I condone fascism."

He tightens his grip.

"I know the rune!" yelled Star.

"Really?" smiled Spazura, dropping Rick.

"No, she doesn't!" yelled Rick. "Take me."

"I know it, too," said Zed, standing up.

"Ah... heroism... How pathetic..." he smiled. "Honestly... Lie to me again-..."

Spazura's forehead eye opens again.

Spazura shifts the molecules in Rick's face and places an eye in his mouth, his ears in his eyeholes, and his mouth in his earholes.

"MMPH!!!" yelled Rick.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!" yelled Zed. "Chill!"

"We're sorry! Just, stop!" yelled Star.

Spazura warps Rick's face back to normal.

Spazura's forehead eye closes.

"Talk," said Spazura.

"I'll... draw... the rune..." whispered Rick.

"Hm? What was that?" asked Spazura.

"I'LL DRAW THE FUCKING RUNE!!!" growled Rick.

Spazura uses his telekinesis to violently tear off his legs.

Rick doesn't scream, but grunts in pain instead.

His blood splatters all over the floor.

Zed covers Star's eyes.

"Respectfully," said Spazura.

"I'll draw the rune," Rick said in great pain.

"Okay," said Spazura, as he teleports Rick out of the cell.

"I disabled all your gadgets by warping the molecules of each of them into atoms. They're nothing, just like your cruel and undaunting existence," said Spazura, warping Rick's legs back, but they are still injured.

"Do you mind?" asked Rick.

"I do," said Spazura. "But I don't care."

Rick angrily limps as Spazura floated around him.

"Move," said Spazura, as he warps some chalk and drops it before him. Rick bends over to grab it as he draws it on the ground.

"Adonai El... the Spirit Beyond... and Jesus..." Rick carved and whispered the words. "Out... Out... D... 4... C... "

He draws a circle.

"I don't believe in a God," said Rick. "But I know that He exists... Cruelly watching us die over and over...I've fought wars... Killed people that I didn't really want to kill... And he never answered my prayers... There is no God because I don't consider him as one...Because I made that choice. He allowed me to make that choice... and make a deal with Cipher. Then he ate Diane... Not even the Infinity Stones... Not even the powers of the Ice Crown... Not even the Life Equation... could bring her back.I'm pathetic. I'm a pathetic small, small man. Everything I've done... was to find a way to bring her back... And I can't.That's why..."

The rune shines on the ground.

"...after this is over... You're going to die."

"There is no mortal that can topple me," sneered Spazura. "No one can do anything to me."

"Guess what, asshole," said Rick. "Maybe this is already the prophecy."

"I agree," said Spazura.

"But the version where you'll die," said Rick. "You know why? I brought a Fortisite."

"WHAT!?" Spazura grabs Rick by the neck and slams him on the wall.

"Aha..." said Spazura. "Ahahahahahahaha..." he laughed poshly. "Oh dearie me... That cannot happen!Because..." his voice went darker. "There are no more Fortisites... Except of course, for Bumsha-Kalak. But he's probably drifting like motionless piss in space or something."

"Is he talking about Lord?" asked Zed.

"Lord?" asked Spazura. "Who is this... Lord?"

"Wait, all I heard was meowing," said Zed. "Let me fix my Universal Translator."

Zed presses a button in his ears and tries to tinker it.

*RING*

Everyone grabs their ears.

"God! Turn the knob!" yelled Rick.

"This one?" asked Zed.

*RIIII-!*

Everyone covers their ears.

"The one in the left!" yelled Spazura.

"Which left? Back or front?" asked Zed.

"Face your ear to me," said Star.

Zed faces his other ear.

"The other one!" yelled Rick.

"Turn... Turn-!" yelled Spazura.

"Uh-huh-..."

*RING*

Everyone covers their ears.

"The one at your left," said Star.

"Oh! Okay," said Zed.

*RING!!!*

"OW!!! FUCK!!!" yelled Spazura.

"Fix yourself, dumbass!" yelled Rick. "Giving me fucking Tinnitus!"

"Your left," said Star.

"Oh," said Zed, as he adjusts the knob to the correct soundwave. "There."

"Okay... Now... Lord," said Spazura. "Who is this Lord?"

"He's half Fortisite, half Grimm, and has Eastern Dragon blood," said Zed.

"Hmhmhmhmhm... A hybrid?" asked Spazura. "A hybrid? A hybrid!? HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! HA!!! Oh, my! You brought a hybrid in your adventure to face me!?"

"I didn't even know you were on this planet," said Rick. "It's like... ugh... fate."

"Yes? Well, blame God another time, because your life's a bitch! There is no way that a hybrid can defeat me," said Spazura. "Besides... You already gave me the rune. Time to die-.."

Spazura prepares heat vision from his eyes.

"Do you know how to use it, though?" smiled Rick.

"Uh..." said Spazura. "Well-! Uh... Uh-!!!"

"You almost killed your way to your father, jackass!" yelled Zed.

"I know it!" yelled Spazura. "I uh... The... THE HEX!!! AND THE MEWMAN!!!" yelled Spazura.

"And... What do you need from them?" smiled Rick.

"Their blumigs!" yelled Spazura.

"The what?" asked Zed.

"It's a Streykat's third liver," said Star.

"They're humans, Spazura," said Rick. "They don't have that."

"THEN TELL ME!!!" yelled Spazura. "What do I need!?"

"I won't tell you unless you make sure that we leave the planet. Help us find Lord Naga, Lei Zeppeli, and Steven Universe, then let us leave this planet for good."

"I WILL NOT LET A FORTISITE IN MY CASTLE!!!" yelled Spazura.

"This isn't your castle, Spazura. It's your colony's castle," said Rick.

"I'm trying to save their puny lives from poverty by offering them a higher class of culture!" smiled Spazura. "I'm colonizing them out of pity!"

"Jesus! Get the hell out!" yelled Zed.

"Not cool, man," said Star, shaking her head.

"Get woke, Spazura," said Rick.

Spazura sighs. "Fine... Fine! This... Lord Marvel... However important he may be... will be coming here with Steven Universe and Lei Zeppeli. As you have offered the manner of using this rune."

Rick smiles. "Thank you."

Spazura warps Rick back into his cell.

"Do rest for now. I will be returning tomorrow," said Spazura, walking out of the chamber room.

"So... Rick... How do we open the portal to Bill?" asked Star.

"We'd need to open a portal to the dreamscape," said Rick. "And let him out."

"Ooh! Like chant in it and stuff?" smiled Star.

"No," said Rick.

"Prayers?" asked Zed.

"Hell to the no!" yelled Rick.

"Mantras?" asked Star.

"No," said Rick.

"You don't know, do you?" asked Zed.

"Bill wiped it out of my memories around 30 years ago," said Rick.

"Ugh!" yelled the pair.