156. Cipher Beyond Part I ~Hellcat-Spangled Spazura...

"Who?" he asked, rather softly.

"Shit!" yelled Rick. "No, no, no... They're not supposed to be here!"

"I'm a Superhero from Earth," said Lord.

"You're the so-called Lord of Earth?" asked Spazura.

Spazura blasts cosmic flames at Lord but Lord curves the flames away.

Kapitan Dirigma lands with Lei and Steven, all of them before Spazura.

A bubble of madness pops out from Spazura's forehead as it pops into Ryle's face.

"Weirdness Bubbles... Bubbles that turn a normal man mad," he sneered. "To showcase my unlimited power."

Ryle continues to draw.

"R-Ryle?" asked Celine.

"What!?" asked Spazura.

He directs bubbles and pops all of them into their faces. They all touch the Weirdness Bubbles.

"I'm sorry!?" asked Spazura.

Everyone continues to just stare at Spazura.

"These bubbles are supposed to make you all go mad! How come-!?" Spazura's eyes widen. "Are you all mentally sane!?"

"I'm a bit more paranoid," shrugged Celine.

"I feel smarter," burped Rick.

"I feel a bit more socially awkward. Oh... Geez..." said Morty.

"I wanna draw more," said Ryle.

"I feel happier!" giggled Star, running around and throwing rainbows everywhere.

"I'm having some traumatic flashbacks right now," said Steven.

*SNAP SNAP SNAP*

"Yep... Yep! I'm hearing my dad dying sounds echoing in my head," said Steven.

"I'm a bit annoyed with everyone around me," said Yang.

"I'm a bit more aroused than usual," said Lord. "I should post a video about this!"

"I'm more disgusted with you plebes," said Lei.

"Me, too," said Kapitan Dirigma. "Also, did rocks always have moving faces?"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-!!!" yelled Van, rolling around on the ground insanely, as he feels millions of bees crawling into his eyes. "OH MY GOD!!! THE BEES!!! THE BEES!!! OH GOD!!! MY EYES!!! THEY'RE GOUGING OUT MY EYES!!!"

"I'm barely affected at all!" said Zed. Zed does a little dance with his legs. "Doo doo doo doo that's Zed!"

"Wow... You are a bunch," said Spazura. "A very stupid and pathetic bunch. But a bunch."

Spazura sighs, as he becomes hundreds of times larger.

"Look..." he said calmly, but in a loud and booming voice. "There is only one way of doing this... Either Rick opens the portal or I destroy this whole planet."

Spazura snaps his fingers as everyone is...

not mind-controlled.

"I'm... sorry?" asked Spazura.

"We're on pills," smiled Rick. "You can't mind-control us."

Spazura slams his foot on the ground.

"I gave you nightmares in your cells!" yelled Spazura.

"Not mind-control," said Rick, smugly.

"Interdimensional Magic 101, asshole!" cackled Zed. "You look like Furry Ben Swolo!"

Spazura tries to manipulate their matter, but Rick nods to Steven, as Steven surrounds Golden Spin all over their bodies, making it impossible for Spazura to rearrange their molecules.

"There. Now you have to touch us to rearrange our particles, numb-nuts," Rick sneered.

"ENOUGH!!!" yelled Spazura, as he force-choked the entire group, making them float upward.

"Whatever happened to Motorhead?" asked Lord.

"LORD!!! EVERYONE'S DYING!!!" yelled Lei.

"Wait..." said Lord, raising his hand.

Meanwhile...

Motorhead sits down on a beach in Hawaii, resting and lying down on the sand.

*gulp*

"Frick the what?" asked Motorhead, hearing a very loud and booming gulp. He looks left and right, then shrugs.

"THE WORLD... OVER HEAVEN!!!"

Suddenly, the two Universes are swallowed as Motorhead screams in infinite pain...

Now...

"He's probably fine with everyone back at home," shrugged Lord.

Spazura turns each of them into tiny marbles, which he warps into another planet, except for Rick, who he turned into a coin that he put into his pocket.

"WAHAHAHAHA!!!" he howled. "I can't control any of you, however. Who are the four of you, again?" asked Spazura.

"ME!? YOUR SLAVE WHO YOU'VE BEEN ORDERING AROUND FOR THE LAST 34 YEARS!?" asked Kapitan Dirigma.

"Ah... Yes... You... My pathetic apprentice... I remember your father's eyes when I snapped his pathetic neck..." he sneered.

"You killed my father," said Steven.

Spazura leans closer.

"Ah... The hybrid Quartz," said Spazura. "What do you have against me?"

"My father!"

"A father, you say?"

"YOU-!!! You..." Steven teared up.

"Ah... Yes... Your father... The one whose neck I snapped..." he sneered. "How does it feel to lose someone? Painful, right? No wonder your mother murdered my niece, Pink Diamond."

Zed and Star secretly warp themselves back to normal and turn themselves into tiny crabs.

"PINK DIAMOND IS ALIVE!!!" yelled Steven.

"Steven... Don't..." said Lei.

Spazura warps Rick back to his normal body. "Pink Diamond is alive, he says... Explain yourself!"

"Cheque please," said Rick, as Spazura strangled him.

"HEY!!!" yelled Steven. "YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO KILL HIM!!! HE WAS TRYING TO PROTECT THE NEW PINK DIAMOND!!!" yelled Steven.

"DON'T-!!!" yelled Rick.

"Who?" sneered Spazura.

"ME!!!" yelled Steven, as he transformed and size-shifted to a thousand feet tall, the same height as Spazura. His skin becomes pure pink as his eyes turn red and insane.

"STEVEN!!! NO!!!" yelled Lei.

He blasts his fist into Spazura's face, as Spazura's face is blasted hundreds of kilometers away.

"YOU KILLED MY FATHER!!!"

Star growls as she warps herself into her human form.

Zed does so as well.

"Star... Don't-..."

Star prepares her wand and prepares the darkest spell.

"Star!" yelled Zed. "STOP!!! YOU'LL DESTROY THE WHOLE PLANET OF INNOCENT PEOPLE!!!YOU'D BE NO BETTER THAN THAT PSYCHOPATH!!! IT ISN'T YOUR DESTINY TO DO THIS!!!RICK!!! PORTAL GUN!!!"

"IT'S PRETTY FUCKING BUSTED!!!" yelled Rick, as he sees his portal gun had been crushed to pieces in his pocket. "HE'S RIGHT!!! DON'T DO THIS!!! IT IS NOT YOUR DESTINY TO DESTROY SPAZURA!!! IT IS HIS!!!"

Steven warps his shield, spins, and blasts a strike into Spazura's face.

"Ah... shit... I should really leave this planet now... start a new life in another dimension..." said Rick. "But I need these idiots to survive...."

Rick sighs. But... he has an idea.

Kapitan Dirigma flies upward.

"BUMI!!!" yelled Lei.

"RAUGH!!!" yelled Kapitan Dirigma, preparing a punch.

*POW*

Spazura is blasted upward as Spazura floats back downward.

"Vengeance!?" asked Spazura. "This is what drives you? Because you lost your families!? A Grimm with a star on his back killed my sister... trapped my father in the dreamscape... and broke my relationship with White Diamond... If anything, you mortals should be the ones who feel guilt."

Spazura blasts his punch into Steven's face as he grabs his Diamond.

"LEI!!! LORD!!! DON'T LET SPAZURA TAKE THAT DIAMOND!!!" yelled Rick.

"But you said-!!!" Lei yelled.

"It's too late!" yelled Rick. "JUST DO WHAT I SAY!!! TAKE THE HYBRID AS FAR AWAY FROM HERE AS POSSIBLE!!!"

Do'Bumsha blasts his fists into Spazura's face over and over.

"YOU... KILLED... MY... FATHER!!! MY!!! MOTHER!!!" he yelled in every punch.

The darkest spell is blasted toward Spazura, which Spazrua blocks with his bare hands. His hand slowly begins to disintegrate because of this spell. He roars in anger.

"Star... stop..." Zed said, calmly. Zed sees that the beam is reflecting into the planet's ground. "Sooner or later, you'll destroy this entire planet with this spell. Innocent people will die."

"I have a reason to do this," said Star.

"But we aren't Rick, Star," said Zed. "We aren't Spazura either. Stop."

Spazura roars as he blasts a zigzagging heat vision that is blasted toward Kapitan Dirigma.

Meanwhile, Lord and Lei try to use Spin to pull Steven away. Steven prepares an Ultra Spin Beam from his finger.

"STEVEN!!! DON'T!!!" yelled Lei.

"Calm down, Steve! Come on!" yelled Lord. "Damn, your heavy!"

Rick takes out a shard of glass in his pocket as he carves the rune in his skin.

"ZED!!!" yelled Rick. "THE RUNE!!!"

Zed's eyes widen as he begins drawing on the ground.

Rick grabs the rune and teleports to the closest rune, which is the one that Zed made.

"Now, what?" asked Zed.

Rick gives the broken pieces of the portal gun to Zed.

"I have to know the ingredients-..." said Zed.

Rick whispers them to Zed's ears.

"Huh... Now I know one of the universe's secrets," said Zed. Zed rebuilds the portal gun from scratch as Rick sighs and presses a button in the portal gun and teleports quite literally everyone out of the planet into the planet where the others are except themselves.

"Why are we still here!?" asked Zed.

"Lord needs to beat Spazura in this timeline," said Rick. "I just didn't expect it to be now."

"What about Kapitan Dirigma, Star, and Steven!?" asked Zed. "I could just make them sleep, and-!"

"No..." said Rick. "They have to learn to conquer their demons first. Then they can leave."

"WHY!?" asked Zed.

"Because I doubt that we can subdue them in this state. These three are world enders. In this state, not even you can get them to sleep. The only people who can stop them right now are themselves," said Rick. "They might destroy the whole solar system with this just one battle."

"WHAT IF WE ALL DIE!?" asked Zed. "WHAT IF THIS DOESN'T WORK!?"

"I can't believe I'm saying this..." sighed Rick. "I'm going to have to put this in God's hands."

Zed's eyes widen as he stares at the three, who violently attack Spazura. Lord Marvel and Lei Zeppeli are struggling to push Steven away from Spazura.

Meanwhile, Kapitan Driigma and Star (who is blasting Spazura with the darkest spell) hold off Spazura.