155. Weeb Town 3-Vs. Spazura

The Stray Ball is hurled from Spazura's palm and toward the group. Rick's eyes widen as he immediately blasts a portal gun to teleport the Stray Ball billions of light-years away from them.

"Poor Opeth," said Spazura. "I had to kill him because he won't stop screaming! Turns out you tore out his penis."

"Morty?" asked Rick, looking around the debris of the spaceship. "Hand me that wrench."

The group charged toward Spazura.

The planes blast their bullets toward Spazura.

*RATATATATATATATA*

Spazura is unaffected. Spazura opens his third eye.

Spazura sees the future. A bomb is shot from each of the planes.

Spazura dodges the bomb and prepared to punch Celine in the face.

Purple Haze grabs Spazura's neck as it blasts a capsule into Spazura's face.

He is unaffected.

Yang backs away in horror.

"I am a god, you dolt," he sneered, as he flicks Yang away. He breaks Yang's ribs as Yang crashes into a nearby tree.

Celine blasts another bomb as Spazura dodges and grabs her by the neck.

He throws her to the ground and blasts her there over and over. He legs are mangled and her ribs are broken because of this.

*BANG*

Spazura dodges Van's paralyzing bullets.

"Tch-..." whispered Van, as he cocks his sniper once more.

*BANG*

Spazura moves to the left.

Van is uphill and shooting at Spazura from above.

Spazura teleports in front of Van and prepares an Ultra Spin Beam from his finger as cosmic silver energies orbited his arm.

Zed teleports Spazura next to him as he summoned magical runes in his hands with star shapes in the runes constantly shifting.

Zed summons his armor and gains his purple cape and flies before Spazura.

Spazura blasts his Ultra Spin Beam toward Zed, who blocks it with a forcefield.

The attack was so powerful that it obliterated his forcefield as Zed is flicked several kilometers into the sky.

Zed multiplies himself and blasts energy blasts at Spazura.

"CHAIN MONKEY BANANA PANCAKES!!!"

A chain of sentient monkeys with banana pancakes for hats grab and hold down Spazura.

Spazura growls in anger, trying to break himself free. He roars.

"HEAVEN'S DOOR!!!"

Ryle writes, "I will not attack anyone." He also writes, "I am not a god."

Van blasts a paralyzing bullet at Spazura, successfully paralyzing him.

Spazura growls in anger.

Rick and Morty finish a laser blaster that is prepared to kill Spazura. It charges a blast.

Yang smiles and prepares his capsules.

Ryle sees that his skin peels into book pages once more.

"Ryle!?" asked Celine. "What's happening?"

"I will ~not~ attack ~anyone~."

"I will attack those I consider my enemies."

"I am ~not a~ god"

"I... am... a god..."

Spazura sneers.

Before...

"Daddy..." said Spazura, speaking in the dreamscape. "Please, Daddy..."

"NGAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

A triangle with arms, legs, an eye at the center, and a top hat forms before Spazura.

"Hey, there, kiddo! Oh, my God! Is this the 4th World? Boy, is it good to be back! Haha! Ngahahaha! What's wrong? Any hindrance thingies in our plan?"

"I... lost Rick Sanchez..." whispered Spazura.

"What's that?" he looked at his son, squinting his eyes.

"I lost Rick Sanchez," said Spazura.

His voice went extremely deep. "WHAT!?" he roared.

Spazura trembled in fear, as he backed away and knelt.

He takes off his armor in absolute fear.

"I fall before you, Daddy..." said Spazura, trembling, bowing, and kneeling.

"YOU ARE AN ABSOLUTE FAILURE!!!" he howled, clenching his wrists as he began choking his own son. "And you call yourself my son!? Weak! Weak! You are nothing more than a pathetic welp!"

"Daddy, please..." sobbed Spazura.

"HAHAHAHA!! NGAHAHAHAHA!!! *snort*... Tell you what, sport!" smiled Bill. "Get Rick Sanchez because the prophecy stated specifically on its 667th page that Rick Sanchez knows how to resummon me. And that is through the two most powerful Diamonds."

Spazura is still choking as he tried to say something.

"Oh! Right!" smiled Bill, as he lets go of Spazura's neck.

"But Pink Diamond is dead, Daddy," said Spazura.

"I don't think she is, sport," smiled Bill. "She must be alive because I can feel that she is. Trust your pop-pop's instinct, son. Now! Get back out there and go get 'em, sport! Ngahahahahaha!"

"I promise, Daddy..." said Spazura. "I'll make you proud..."

Now...

*BOOM*

Red, blue, yellow, green, orange, violet, brown, white, and silver energies exploded from Spazura's core. Cosmic energies of Ki and Hamon

Spazura's body becomes much buffer. He now has metallic spikes all over his back with a red, long, spiky, mane. His fur is spiked. His ears stand tall like a cat's. He has large foot-long claws on each of his fingers. His fingers are at least 2 feet long. His feet are large and clawed, the size of tires. He is 8 feet tall.

He faces against Weeb Town, looming before them.

"You think a Heaven's-Stand can defeat a Beyond-User?" he sneered, booming in a deep voice.

Rick prepares another blast.

In a nanosecond, the laser blaster is destroyed as Spazura already has Rick's neck.

"You're going to die, Rick..." he whispered. "You're going to fucking die for escaping..."

"You need me," said Rick. "I'm the only Rick who figured it out... I'm the only Rick who would do this."

"Maybe... Maybe not... But I'm taking my chances..." Spazura sneered, as he prepared to squeeze Rick's neck. "Rickest Rick, hm? To me, you're rather, sub-parr."

*PEW*

Morty blasted a laser at Spazura's back.

"Excuse you?" asked Spazura, slowly turning to him.

His eyes glow red.

"MORTY!!!" yelled Rick.

*BZZT*

*SHING*

His heat vision curves several lightyears away.

Lord, who had slapped his heat vision away, stared at Spazura.

"I... am Lord Marvel," Lord said, staring into Spazura's vicious eyes, angrily.