185. Aqua and Super Sonic Man

Saitama, Josuke, Koichi, Okuyasu, Giorno, and Mista all play video games.

After adding the crushed basil leaves with olive oil and pine nuts into the boiling pasta, Vegeta and Trish finish cooking Pesto.

"And that's Italian food," smiled Trish.

"Amazing!" said an amazed Vegeta. "HAHAHAHA!!! I, VEGETA, PRINCE OF ALL SAIYANS, HAVE CONQUERED ITALIAN CUISINE!!!"

"There's more," smiled Trish. "We could also whip up some fried squid, salmon, and shrimp cooked in tomato sauce.Have you never honestly had Italian Cuisine?"

"No," said Vegeta. "I lived in Japan with my wife, Bulma. We would go on vacations for Asian food or Polynesian. Never have I tasted this glorious meal."

Trish giggles. "Well, that's great! Because there's more where that came from! Giorno could just keep making animals for us!"

Vegeta laughs softly.

"What the hell!?" asked Mista, losing against the spaceship in Multiplayer. "Unfair! Josuke was blocking my attacks!"

"Ha!?" asked Josuke. "I obviously was trying to get to the lower lever! Your job was to press the button at the base!"

Mista angrily grabs Josuke's coat. "You want me to kick your-!?"

"Oy! Screw off, Guido! What the fuck are ya doing to Josuke!?" asked Okuyasu.

"Guys! Calm down!" yelled Koichi.

"Oy, Mista," said Giorno. "Stop attacking Josuke. I specifically told you to press the button back at base."

"R-Right..." Mista bowed his head as he lets Josuke go. "Sorry, Boss."

"So... you're like the leader of a Mafia, right?" asked Saitama.

"Si," smiled Giorno. "I, Giorno Giovanna, rule all of Italia."

"Must be boring being on top, huh?" asked Saitama.

"No," smiled Giorno. "I'm fine with where I am... Being a Gang-Star, after all... And I'm here helping people from the corrupt government of Italia... I'm living my life.Nothing to search for..."

Meanwhile...

Jotaro stares at a picture of him in his younger self with four other people and a small dog. One of them is Polnareff. These people were the original Stardust Crusaders.

Polnareff looks over Jotaro's shoulder.

"What?" asked Jotaro.

"Nothing," smiled Polnareff. "Just... nostalgia."

"Hm," said Jotaro, as he sighs and sets the picture down.

Polnareff senses something. "Oh, no..." he said.

"What is it now?" asked Jotaro.

"Something feels... wrong... Wait..."

Polnareff closes his eyes.

"Yep... The next Holy Corpse Part...It's underwater."

"The skull is underwater?" asked Jotaro.

"I'm still running on the water at the moment, and I have no idea where to stop," said Polnareff.

"You're a turtle!" yelled Vegeta. "You can just swim down there, correct!?"

"I can't just do that!" yelled Polnareff. "You dumbass! I'm a land turtle!"

"You're an Egyptian Tortoise, Polnareff," said Giorno. "Vegeta, Polnareff can't swim in the water. Egyptian Tortoises, also known as Kleinmann's Tortoise, are native to Egypt, Libya, and Israel. They live in deserts and do not swim. Also, they should only be eating grass, vegetables, and fruits. Not what you eat, Polnareff."

"Geez! Fries are vegetables!" yelled Polnareff. "I'm allowed to taste human things, too, you know!"

"But the fries you prefer contains lots of sodium and sour cream, which contains dairy and lactic acid bacteria. You honestly can't digest it and it causes you to shit just about everywhere whenever we hold you," sighed Jotaro.

"Whatever!" Polnareff crossed his arms.

"Well!? What do we do now!? Swim!?" asked Vegeta. "HAHAHAHAHA! You, humans, are pretty fuckin' stupid."

"Hm..." said Jotaro. "We could get you to find it."

"I'm sorry?" asked Vegeta. "Excuse you?"

"You're quick. You're strong. you could just leap in and fly back up," said Jotaro.

"Oh, wow! Look at you! You think you're the man, Dark One?" asked Vegeta. "Ooh! I'm so scared by the audacity for you to command AN ELITE SAIYAN PRINCE!!!"

"ORA!!!"

*CRACK*

*COUGH*

Vegeta's lips drip with blood.

"I hate screaming bitches..." said Jotaro. "At first it was just women... But some in my own sex are just as fucking annoying."

Vegeta growled as the whole house began to shake.

Jotaro squints his eyes.

Time stopped.

Time resumed.

Vegeta dropped to the ground, wheezing.

"What did you do!?" asked Josuke.

"I crushed his balls," said Jotaro. "Don't worry. His metabolism is quick enough to heal them."

"What... You Wot Mate?" whispered Vegeta, holding his genitals in pain. "Fu~uck... Fucking Breakout... Character... Piece of shit... Baseball Hat-wearing... Doofus..."

"Don't try to challenge me again," Jotaro squinted his eyes. "Do it or I'll beat the fucking shit out of you."

"Hmhmhmhmhm... Nghahahahahaha... Utter fool... This violates the Royal Saiyan Code... of SUGMA..." said Vegeta.

"SUGMA?" asked Jotaro.

"SUGMA Deez Nuts..." whispered Vegeta. "Got 'em."

"You have no nuts," said Jotaro.

Jotaro crushes his balls again by stomping on them with his foot.

"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-!!!"

(Intermission Music Plays... I don't own it... Neil Innes does...)

Vegeta and Trish fly out of Chariot Requiem II as Vegeta held the Eyes of Heaven.

"Good thing Giorno recreated your testicles using your own tissue," said Trish.

"Silence, wench," said Vegeta.

Vegeta uses his Super Vision to zoom into the deep oceans.

"You learned how to create an atmosphere around your body using Ki, right?" asked Vegeta.

Trish blushes and nods.

"Alright," sighed Vegeta. "We're diving down to search for the Skull of the Saint's Corpse. If you start losing oxygen in your blood, just fart and convert the molecules using your Ki into oxygen."

A short silence occurred between the two.

"What?" asked Trish.

Vegeta rolls his eyes and blasts into the ocean.

Trish sighs. She gasps and holds her breath as she blasts into the ocean as well.

Chariot Requiem II is launched backward and skipped on the ocean like a pebble because of the shockwave produced from Vegeta and Trish's energy blast.

"MOTHER... FUCK!!!" Polnareff yelled as he lands on a rock nearby.

"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" Vegeta's laugh echoed in the background.

Trish sees five-eyed alien birds dive into the ocean with ease. They have webbed but clawed feet. They have green feathers all over and large 5-meter wingspans. They have teethed beaks.

*zoom*

*woosh*

*boom woosh*

Tidal waves formed above them because of their speeds.

"Uh... Vegeta? Why are you moving so quickly? I don't think the Eyes have any time to resonate if it's near another Corpse Part," Trish calmly said.

Vegeta's eyes darted left and right.

"I've taught you to use Ki for a reason. That is for you to silence yourself," said Vegeta.

"I don't think that makes any sense, Vegeta," said Trish.

"Well, it makes sense to me. Boohoo for you," said Vegeta. "Heheheheheheheh... BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

"You have serious mental disorders, Vegeta," said Trish.

"Silence, 14-year-old! You're no scientist!" yelled Vegeta.

"Psychiatrist, you mean," said Trish. "Scientists are way more general. Psychiatrists are doctors that medicate mental disorders. Also, I'm 15."

"I HAVE NO MENTAL DISORDERS, WOMAN!!!" yelled Vegeta.

"I mean... I'm studying more on psychology. You seem to have a massive sense of Narcissism and you're probably Bipolar."

"Uh-huh... Sure!" yelled Vegeta. "And you're severely depressed!"

"I am."

"What!? Self-diagnosed like a classic millennial!?"

"Nope. I have a therapist. I suggest you get one, too."

"Tch-..."

Vegeta's eyes widen as he dived deeper.

From the deep, he found the Skull, buried in the deepwater soil.

"Glorious," sneered Vegeta. He grabs it and swims upward. Trish followed after.

The two of them rise from the ocean.

"Well... Time to get home."

Trish looks around. She sees birds diving into the water.

"What's wrong?" asked Vegeta.

"Someone's following us... No... two people..." said Spice Girl.

"Ah... It's your talking Stand," said Vegeta. "How do you know such information?"

Spice Girl points to the water. "The birds."

"What about them? They told you that someone's following us?"

"No, dumbass. Earlier, the birds were diving into the ocean. Now, they're too scared to reenter, and only their webbed feet are touching the waters. Something or someone's following us."

"How do you know it's following us?"

"The fact that we're flying and the birds near us are dipping only their webbed feet while the ones we left dive down once more is making me worry that I'm right and you're wrong."

"Oh! I'm wrong! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Vegeta's NEVER wrong!"

"Yeah?" Spice Girl stares at Vegeta. "Well..." Spice Girl continues to stare at Vegeta. "... you are."

Vegeta sighs. "Fine!"

Vegeta and Trish stop midway.

Vegeta looks down into the waters.

"Shark?" asked Vegeta.

"AQUA!!!" yelled the creature, leaping upward from the waters.

Having a green body with a white chest and torso, with a white clown-like face and pink heart-shaped nipples, with a speedo, king cape, and crown, the Deep Sea King emerged from the oceans.

"Fish?" asked Vegeta.

The creature transforms into its second form, becoming blue with a frog-like reptilian monstrous face and large claws.

"Fish?" Vegeta asked, once more.

It punches Vegeta as it flies toward him. Vegeta blocks the attack as he easily slaps him away.

*SLAP*

The creature, Deep-Sea King, is slapped away with relative ease as he skips like a rock in the ocean.

The Deep Sea-King then teleports and slams its fists into Vegeta's face, having gained a larger third form. Its body is now crocodilian and it gains dragon-like wings on its back. His body is now purple and he now has a large fish-like tale.

It managed to punch Vegeta in the torso, making him spit out blood.

The pair exchange fists over and over, but Vegeta gives a hammer kick to him and successfully throws him into the ocean.

Vegeta sighs.

"HaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-!!!"

Vegeta screams as he roars. "RAUGH!!!"

Cosmic energies emerged from his body. Yellow energy resonates from his body. His eyes go white and for a nanosecond, his hair went green. But ultimately, it went yellow. He gains the form of Super Saiyan as he flexes his muscles. He clenches his jaw and chuckles.

The Deep Sea King blasts its fists at Vegeta over and over, and Vegeta ended up needed to use King Nothing to counter his attacks.

"You could just use your Stand to weaken me," said Deep-Sea King.

"And where exactly is the fun in that!?" sneered Vegeta. "Hahahaha!"

"Very well-..."

"HA!!!" Vegeta gains the form of Super Duper Saiyan.

"Super Saiyan 2," said Deep-Sea King.

"Wait... Seriously? We just call this form, 'Super Duper Saiyan'," said Vegeta.

"What kind of idiot would name it that!?" asked Deep-Sea King.

"Kakarot," said Vegeta.

"Who!?" asked Deep-Sea King.

"The pathetic peasant slave I came here with," said Vegeta.

"Oh. Son Goku," said Deep-Sea King. "I was actually hoping to fight him instead of you. And also Saitama... My killer..."

*POW*

"SILENCE!!! HOW DARE YOU INSULT ME BY WANTING SOMEONE OTHER THAN SWEET CONCENTRATED ME!!?" asked Vegeta, sneering.

Deep-Sea King, in fear, flies upward as he sees that Vegeta is now far more powerful than he is.

"COME HERE, JACKASS!" howled Vegeta, he chased Deep-Sea King.

"You're mad at me!? I mean! Who would allow Goku to name things!?" asked Deep-Sea King.

"FUCK OFF!!!" Vegeta floats before Deep-Sea King.

(theme begins)

Vegeta spreads his arms from left to right with all his fingers and palms opened.

"HaaaaaaaaaaAA!!!"

(theme begins at 0:05)

Vegeta prepares his attack.

"HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-!!!"

"ARE YOU INSANE!? YOU WILL BLOW THIS PLANET TO SMITHERINES!!!"

"NGAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! NGAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

Deep-Sea King, panicking, decided to fly away from Vegeta, moving left and right.

"STAND STILL, SHARK BOY!!! I'm about to make you meet Lava-Girl," he sneered.

Deep-Sea King flew around out of fear.

"STAY AWAY!!!" yelled Deep-Sea King.

"FEEL MY HOT SEXY LOAD BLOW ALL OVER YOU!!!" yelled Vegeta. "FINAL... FLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH!!!"

*PEW*

*BOOM*

Deep-Sea King gulped in fear as a large golden blast was fired toward him. He shivered in fear and couldn't move.

"RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH!!!"

"Oh dear God," whispered Deep-Sea King.

The energy blast touches the ocean, evaporating a large amount of it into clouds as the blast was so powerful that it was shot into space...

(theme ends)

Deep-Sea King...

dodged it...

"WHAT!?" asked Vegeta.

Vegeta feels something painful in his arm.

Vegeta takes off his glove and pulls up his armor's sleeve.

Vegeta sees a bubble of some sort beginning to augment in the vein of Vegeta's wrist. "What the hell!?"

Vegeta tries to pop it, but the vein began to expand as his arm begins to become swollen.

"WHAT THE HELL!?"

Deep-Sea King is behind him.

"Behold... My Stand... Aqua..."

A tiny colony Stand resembling tiny bubbles is shown to be inside Vegeta's hand.

Vegeta uses King Nothing to pop the vein as large amounts of not blood... but water... flow out of the wound.

Another water bubble enters Vegeta's other wrist.

"GAH!!!" yelled Vegetas, as the water bubble slowly made his other arm swollen and slowly entered his neck's vein.

Vegeta screams in pain as Deep-Sea King laughed.

"Prepare to die, Prince Vegeta," sneered the King.

"How... dare..." whispered Vegeta. "Mock... ME!?"

Vegeta's entire left arm explodes with massive amounts of blood and water leaking out of what's left of his shoulder as he howls in pain.

Meanwhile...

"Vegeta?" Trish turns around to see that Vegeta had disappeared.

Trish turns left and right.

*ZOOM*

Trish turns right. Then she turns left. She spins around, seeing for a split second that a trail of purple lightning is following her.

*ZOOM*

*ZOOM*

"SPICE GIRL!!!"

*SHING*

*SHANG SHANG*

Speed O'Sound Sonic, the Ninja from a few chapters ago, swings his sword toward Trish. But his katana was softened like rubber and failed to cut her in half.

"WANNA!!!"

*POW*

*SPLAT*

Speed O'Sound Sonic was blasted to the oceans as he continues to run on water.

*ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM*

Trish is punched over and over by Sonic as she blasts a flurry of Ki bullets at Sonic.

*PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW*

*BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM*

Trish sighs in relief, thinking that she had killed her assailant.

"SPICE GIRL!!!"

Spice Girl speaks. "The enemy is still alive. He is an ambush fighter. I sense nobility in his heart. He doesn't seem to want to kill you, exactly... He just wants to go home."

"Wait!" yelled Trish, as Sonic stops and stands in the ocean, vibrating his feet and allowing himself not to fall into it.

Trish slowly descends from the sky and faces Sonic. Sonic vibrates all the molecules in his body, as only his purple glowing eyes are shown on his face.

"Hello," she said.

Sonic squints his eyes. "What?"

"I don't think you want to do this."

Sonic stares at her.

"I do not."

"DIO sent you, didn't he?"

"He did," said Sonic.

"You did this to save your world, huh?"

"Yes."

"But you know that this is a false promise... and now you think if you don't do this... he'll kill you."

Sonic stares at Trish. "What do you want?"

"I want you to stop hunting us since we are on the same side," said Trish. "You want to bring everyone back just as we do, right?"

"I don't care about people in general... But I do respect humanity... The man I work for absolutely disdains the idea of humanity... believing he is above it. I disagreed with him once..."

Sonic reveals his arm, which stopped vibrating, showing that his left hand was chopped off by DIO. "He is not a monster... At least... not anymore. He is a god... But he is no different than the filthy creatures that are below humanity."

"So... join us."

"I can't."

"Then get out of our way and hide."

"Have you ever wondered why DIO wouldn't just attack you all at once?"

"Why?"

"Because of four people. Kujo, the two Higashikatas, and Giovanna. The four of them are too dangerous for him... So... he's planning to take the four of them out with a different Stand-User. Make sure that the four of them stay away from them."

Trish stares at Sonic. "I wonder how Giorno's feeling..."

"You're thinking of DIO's son," said Sonic.

"Giorno... *ahem*... The Boss isn't DIO's son." Trish turned slightly red.

"Keep telling him that and he'll lose against DIO. He has to accept who he is and it's completely up to him which side he will choose.I'll stay neutral and go AWOL for now. Hopefully, DIO won't find me.Tell Saitama that I said 'Hi.'"

*ZOOM*

"Wait!"

Sonic turns to her.

"Your name. What is it?"

"Sonic."

*ZOOM*

Meanwhile...

"RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH!!!" Vegeta roared. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!"

"Hahahahahaha..." he laughed. "How pathetic... You've lost your arm... I know how it feels to be useless... To be defeated and thrown away like garbage.I say... there must be some humanity left in me."

"Y-You talk about humanity? Hehehehehe... *COUGH...* *splat*..." Vegeta slowly turns to Sea King. "Kakarot and the Bald One are more human than you ever are and were..."

"I am the King of Seas... You dare mock my human past!?" asked Sea King.

"What is a King to a god!?" asked Vegeta.

"What is a god... to a non-believer?"

Vegeta transforms into Super Saiyan God, gaining red hair, as more blood gushes out of his shoulder.

Deep Sea-King augments the water in Vegeta's heart.

Vegeta coughs blood.

"RAUGH!!!"

"You simply can't do anything, Vegeta..." laughed Deep-Sea King.

(theme begins)

Vegeta stares dead into Deep Sea-King's eyes. He approaches him as his heart gets more swollen.

"DIO must've told him my entire history... Must... Do something... He would never expect..." whispered Vegeta.Vegeta closes his eyes and uses Ki to speak into someone's mind.

*pop*

"Hey, best buddy!" smiled Goku, appearing before Vegeta.

Deep-Sea King stares at Goku.

"AQUA!!!"

Goku's heart explodes.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!"

Goku's heart regenerates. "Ah...."

Deep-Sea King stared at Goku in fear.

"What the fu-!?"

*PEW*

Deep-Sea King is blown up by Vegeta's Big Bang Attack. Vegeta did this by teleporting behind King.

"Do... you... believe... now?"

Vegeta panted in pain as he vomits water and blood.

Goku gasps. "Jesus!?"

Trish flies toward Vegeta and holds him up.

"Hey! Vegeta? Are you okay?"

"Silence... wench..." whispered Vegeta.

"Goku. Instant Transmission us to Josuke and Giorno," said Trish.

Goku smiled. "Okie Dokie!"

*pop*

Back in headquarters...

*pop*

Vegeta drops to the ground, trembling massively.

Jotaro sighs. "Giorno. Make him a new arm. Josuke. Heal his injuries."

Trish grabs Vegeta's hand.

"Vegeta! Are you okay?" asked Trish.

"I have a hole in my fucking chest and my arm exploded," said Vegeta. "I'm just... dandy... *cough...* *splat...*"

Jotaro assembles the skull with the other body parts.

"Huh..." said Okuyasu. "So... It's complete."

"Almost... actually..." said Jotaro. "We still need a few more body parts to save our world."

"Guys," said Polnareff.

Everyone in the room asks. "We have a problem?"

"Whoa! How'd you know? That's pretty fuckin' cool!" smiled Polnareff.

"Fuck off... French Swordsman," whispered Vegeta.