345. Versus ~Battle Between Good and Evil~

"Time resumed..."

Holes appeared in everybody's chests as DIO sneers.

They all drop to the ground...

Miguel uses his marker to draw something at the back of Gabrielle's head while she's driving.

"Miguel?" asked Gabrielle. "What are you doing?"

"Something that's kind of a damage control," said Miguel. "Don't worry about it."

Now...

Irene, Shizuka, Gabrielle, Miguel, Josuke, and Yurielle are all on the ground with holes in their chests with blood all over.

"That was easy..." sneered Salvi. "Well? Shall we feed on the bodies?"

"That is the idea," said DIO. "I'll take my half. You take yours."

"Honestly..." sighed Kira. "You Cryptids have pretty disgusting food preferences."

"Don't forget! You have dormant Wesen genes, scum!" yelled Salvi.

Kira clenches his jaw and is left speechless.

"Lord DIO is absolutely perfect," said Pucci. "Don't, you, dare speak of my Lord that way!"

"Your Lord is a soulless Vampire that eats people," said MABUS. "I'm actually a variant of the Messiah's reincarnation."

"Yes... But he actually offered salvation. You chose vengeance," said Pucci.

"Do you want me to kill you, asshole?" asked MABUS.

*GASP!!!*

Everyone gasped.

"What!?" asked DIO.

Gabrielle revives everyone with her strings.

"Hahahahaha!" cackled DIO. "Clever, Ibarra... Clever... What pisses me off is that the one with the sunglasses looks exactly like Jotaro Kujo... But a hobo version of him and I'll consider that a win."

"STONE FREE!!!" yelled Gabrielle.

"ORA!!!"

Salvi's THE WORLD blocks Stone Free's punches as Salvi slams Gabrielle's face and knocks her down.

Gabrielle gasps as she coughs out blood.

"Tch-... You get that from Simoun... that sense of morality... That sickness..." said Salvi, as he holds up Gabrielle by the neck. "You call yourself an Aswang?"

Gabrielle begins to power up, but Salvi's THE WORLD punched her in the face for a moment in stopped time.

Salvi's eyes then begin to turn red. "I would like to burn that sickness away, Seniorita... Let me start by cooking your massive perrita eyeballs." Salvi snarls like an animal.

"Hey," said DIO. "We were told not to kill her."

"Since when did we listen to orders!?" asked Salvi, snarling. 

"Since we have a chance to overthrow that stupid triangle!" yelled DIO. "Once we've settled this, we'll destroy that pathetic blind dream eyeball and rule our world over heaven!"

"Fine..." sighed Salvi, snarling.

Salvi then begins to freeze Gabrielle's body.

"What are you-?" asked Gabrielle.

"Lowering your body temperature to the point where your strings are unable to move... making you incapable of using that vexing Spin ability of yours," said Salvi.

Gabrielle begins shaking and loses the ability to use Spin. "Th-That's m-my... w-w-weakness?"

"Pretty much..." sneered Salvi.

*THWIP!!!*

Miguel's stick nearly strikes Salvi's face, but he catches it with THE WORLD.

"ORA!!!"

Regaining consciousness, Irene's Stone Free blasts a punch toward Salvi, but he blocks it.

Shizuka turns invisible.

Josuke's Prince blasts out and he begins controlling luck.

Yurielle takes out her knives.

"Inutil..." sighed Salvi. "Give me your best shot, then..."

Yurielle tosses her knives at Salvi, but Salvi spins, catches them, and tosses them back at Yurielle during the stopped time. Yurielle gets stabbed all over as Josuke's Prince heals Yurielle.

Stone Free blasts electric ORAs toward Salvi, but Salvi blocks all of her attacks.

DIO then enters by stopping time. During stopped-time, DIO tries to knock down Irene, but suddenly, Miguel Ibarra's finger begins to twitch in stopped-time. Out of fear, DIO immediately blasts a punch toward his chest using The World, but Miguel manifests his sticks and blocks DIO's punch.

Miguel and DIO then battle against each other. DIO blasts his Liquid Heat Blast, but Miguel blocks it with his Rune Shield. Miguel then takes out his sticks and beats DIO's face with them.

Miguel spins and back kicks DIO in the face but DIO and The World blast their fists at Miguel.

"MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA-!!!"

 Miguel blocks all of their punches by speeding himself up with a Time Spell.

"You're breaking the laws of physics!" yelled DIO. "How dare!"

"In our generation, we call this, 'HACKS!!!'" yelled Miguel, as he headbutts DIO, grabs him by the neck, and crashes him to the concrete ground.

Time resumes.

"BOOM, BITCH!!!"

"Killer Queen!!!"

A coin nearly drops on Miguel's shoulder, as Josuke's own Killer Queen grabs it.

Kira's eyes widen. He flexes his thumb, but nothing happens. "What the hell!?"

Josuke chuckles. "Wanna have a go, schmuck?"

Kira blasts Killer Queen out as it fights against Prince and Josuke's Killer Queen, and Kira's Killer Queen successfully blocks all of Josuke's attacks.

"SHIBOBOBOBOBOBO!!!" yelled Kira's Killer Queen.

Irene then blasts punches toward Salvi over and over again.

However, her strings begin to harden as Salvi begins to freeze her strings.

Miguel then strikes Salvi's head with his sticks.

THE WORLD blasts several punches toward Miguel, but Miguel blocks it with his forcefield.

DIO sees Irene, who, with widened eyes, backs away.

Irene runs away from DIO, who sneers and chases after her, flying toward the young woman.

"MUDA!!!" yelled The World, as Irene dodges and ends up on the walls of the building, climbing it.

"IRENE!!!" howled DIO. "Don't you know what your father had done to me!? What your ancestor, Jonathan Joestar, had done to my life!?I was forced to envy him!"

Miguel, in resumed-time, knocks Salvi out.

Miguel sees what is happening to Irene and charges toward DIO.

DIO punches Miguel in the face with The World. "Oh please, Miguel Ibarra. I know what it feels like to be alone. To be beaten! To be the lone slave of this world! That's why we are meant to rule it!"

Miguel falls to the ground, knocked out.

DIO turns to the building. "Oh, Irene! Where art thou!?*HISS!!!*Don't you want to speak with your ol' enemy!? IREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENE!!!" he Wrry'd.

Meanwhile, Miguel sees his mother on the battlefield.

"M-...?" he asked.

Miguel begins to weep. "Mom...?"

"You're a failure..." she said, as she slowly melt.

"No... No, I'm not..." wept Miguel.

"You're a failure... and I... we... will never love you... We are glad that we had you killed..." his mother transforms into Moody Blues as Miguel drops to his knees and sobs.

He is then beaten by Salvi's THE WORLD to the ground. "I know what it feels like to be alone, Ibarra...It's pain...And here you are...Pathetic... Crying over your past..."

"I'm gonna live alone..." he sobbed.

Meanwhile, Gabrielle sees Anne with a hole in her chest and Miguel JoJo, her father, with half a face.

Gabrielle immediately kneels down and vomits. "Stop...!" she sobbed.

They both transform back into variants of Moody Blues.

Gabrielle growls and uses Stone Free to punch MABUS in the face, which he blocks with his version of Stone Free.

"ORA!!!"

Meanwhile, DIO climbs up toward Irene, but Shizuka uses Achtung Baby to blast a kick into DIO's face, knocking him down, but he stays on the wall. 

Meanwhile, Kira blasts Killer Queen's fists toward Josuke, but Josuke blocks all of the attacks with his Killer Queen.

Pucci simply watches from the distance, yawning.

MABUS then summons another Prince to use luck against Josuke.

A frisbee is randomly tossed toward Josuke's head, but a random sparrow flies into it, hitting it, and stopping it from injuring Josuke.

Yurielle tosses knives toward Salvi, picking herself up.

Moody Blues transforms into her parents.

"Good one... but I can't see anything, jackass," said Yurielle, as she tosses a knife toward MABUS' eye.

MABUS' Star Platinum catches it, however. He summons Crazy Diamond and attacks Yurielle with it, but Yurielle shoots at Crazy Diamond, who punches away all the bullets.

MABUS cackles as he marched forward.

Meanwhile, Irene blasts a Stone Kusai into DIO's face and he grabs his face. He then electrocutes the Vampire over and over.

"ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA!!!" yelled Stone Free, blasting punches at DIO and electrocuting him with each strike.

"WRRRRYYYYYYYYYY!!!" roared DIO, cackling.

Suddenly, flashes of DIO's memories occur, as he remembers his mother, killing herself in a well because of his father abusing her.

DIO shakes his head. His eyes quiver.

He turns to see that Miguel Ibarra is trying to control his mind.

DIO growls and takes out a knife. He then tosses the knife at Miguel during stopped-time, stabbing him in the face and killing his current body.

DIO scoffs and continues climbing up.

Suddenly, a spotlight appears as Miguel drops down from it. He then dropkicks DIO in the face with both feet. DIO then falls to the ground as Miguel blasts his sticks into DIO's face over and over.

"Nothing sexual about this at all!" yelled Miguel.

Miguel jumps off of him as Irene catches DIO with a Stone Kusai and crashes him into the building, where Shizuka knocks DIO down over and over again.

Irene and Shizuka, both invisible, attack DIO at the same time as he fails to keep track of them.

Suddenly, DIO cuts his hand with his claws and squirts blood all over Irene.

"Ugh!" yelled Irene.

"Kya!" yelled Shizuka.

DIO then goes on to hypnotize both of them, as their own Stands try and kill themselves.

Both their Stands punch themselves, knocking them out.

Miguel then opens a portal and undoes the hypnotism as he bites DIO's cheek and tears it out.

DIO growls and puts his claws into Miguel's throat, sucking his blood. But Miguel headbutts DIO and kicks him away. He then uses his sticks to beat DIO's face. DIO blocks his attacks and uses The World to kick Miguel over and over again.

"MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA!!!MUDAAAAA!!!"

Miguel's ribs are all broken as he is tossed away, crashing into the concrete wall.

DIO then freezes him, grabs him again, and dropkicks him down the lower floors.

DIO then prepares to shoot his Liquid Heat Blast into Miguel's eyes.

Miguel roars as he begins to burn up. His veins turn golden and he begins to melt. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH!!! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!"

Miguel then snaps DIO's neck, but DIO laughs as he relocates his neck.

However, he is no longer pinning Miguel down. He's gone.

DIO slowly stands up, until Irene dropkicks him with Stone Free. She backflips and lands before him. She charges along with her invisible sister, as they both tag team against DIO.

Meanwhile, Josuke attacks both MABUS and Kira.

Gabrielle, meanwhile, strangles Salvi with Stone Free.

Gabrielle pins Salvi down as Yurielle stabs Salvi in the face.

He roars, pulls the knife from his face, and roars as he walked toward Gabrielle.

Salvi blasts Heat Vision at Gabrielle, which cuts her in half. She then uses strings to put herself back together as Yurielle kept on tossing knives at Salvi, stabbing him all over.

Salvi stays standing while Yurielle kept on marching toward him.

Salvi woges into an Aswang as Yurielle shoots him in the face.

"A blind Grimm..." chuckled Salvi. "Who would've thought that they would be more dangerous?"

Yurielle curves all of her knives and pushes them into Salvi's flesh with All the Way.

"RAUGH!!!" Josuke blocks all of their attacks with Killer Queen and Prince.

"You're going to die, Josuke," said Kira.

Josuke vomits blood. "You know what I think?" he spits out blood. "I think that you can change... Because you have a variant... that did change... I believe you can... I can sense that you were a good person at some point while you were a spirit... The Dead Man Gambler... You can... be a good person, Kira... You can be redeemed...Because I did. Yoshiko did. It depends on who you choose to be now."

"SHIBO!!!"

"ORA!!!"

Prince kicks Kira away.

"C'mon, Kira," said Josuke, trying to hold up. "Is that all you've got?"

"You know... I only wanted to live peacefully... I've overcome everything... evaded the police... I even cheated death. This? This is nothing," said Kira, smiling softly.

Salvi then slowly marched toward Yurielle and successfully freezes her hands.

Yurielle drops to the ground, unable to move.

Suddenly, Gabrielle gives an ORA Rush to Salvi, which THE WORLD blocks.

Salvi begins strangling Gabrielle. "Your love... for your parents..." said Salvi, as Gabrielle, who still felt frozen, can't move any of her strings. "They're drowning you... Drowning you, Gabrielle! Do my hands on your neck feel like drowning or suffocation? They're different... Because one reminds you that there are natural forces in the universe are above you. The other reminds you that there are powerful people out there who could easily murder you...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!" he cackled, as he woges and bites into Gabrielle's neck. Gabrielle shrieks as strings of her flesh are bitten off.

Suddenly, the ice is melted by Miguel, who teleports into the scene and uses a spell to heal her frozen hands.

Miguel then charges and tackles Salvi. He then hits Salvi over and over again with his bare hands.

Miguel punches Salvi's face over and over again as he begins to cackle. "Heheheheheh... Hahahahaha!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

Stone Free then blasts out and punches him in the face.

"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT FROM US!?" asked Gabrielle.

"I want... To rule... THE WORLD-!!!"

"Oh no, you don't! Tempus tincidunt! MUNDI!!!" yelled Miguel.

Both characters stop time.

Salvi blasts Heat Vision toward Miguel, which his sticks block and ricochet back into his face (somehow because of divine magic).

Miguel then swings his sticks and beats Salvi's face with them.

Time resumes and Miguel whispers a spell.

It is revealed that before the fight, he had drawn symbols at the back of their necks, which glow as he whispers, "Nos relinquere hoc Mundo, quod ligat Nobis in dolorem!"

The group drops to the ground of the Bus in the Purple Dimension.

"I also... dated... the Voice Actor of Gawr Gura," said Miguel. "And in an alternate reality, the actual Gawr Gura...She was actually pretty hot in real life... Despite that people... would mistake... that I... *pant...* was dating a child. She was 20's, though... *pants...*"

"How the hell... *pant...*," said Gabrielle. "Did they enter the dimension that is under lockdown?"

"I have..." said Irene. "*pants...* *gulp...* No idea..."

"The damage control... *gasp!!!*," said Miguel. "Did work... *gasp!!!*"

They all fell asleep.