346. Irony (And Announcement)

How ironic is it that even after Miguel Ibarra calls out the United States for everything that they've ever done to him? And at the end of his speech, he begins talking about PLDT, a Filipino Product, and how it's terrible.

How ironic is it that Miguel JoJo promised equality while also having biases against Americans, western countries, and Cryptids?

How ironic is it that Josuke Higashikata, the luckiest man alive is ignored by the Universe so that he would be physically safe?

How ironic is it that Miguel Ibarra, who is the reincarnation of Christ, was shunned and hated like Jesus because his ways were very different than what people preferred him to be, which also reflects how Jesus was killed?

How ironic is it that Gabrielle caused both her parents' death?

How ironic is it that Peter Parker always loses people because of his own actions?

How ironic is it that Miguel Ibarra is his own greatest enemy?

How ironic is it that Batman is always born from blood?

How ironic is it that hypocrisy is found in every character who shunned the idea?

How ironic is it that Dark, despite his ego and confidence, is ashamed of who he is?

How ironic is it that Deadpool, who was bullied for being Canadian as young, is bullied for being a Mutate when he was older?

How ironic is it that Yurielle is blind but was the only one who saw through Bill Cipher's bullshit in the end? And how ironic that she did it anyway?

How ironic is it that Bill Cipher, the one who sees all and is all-powerful, is blinded by a measly stick?

How ironic is it that Rick, who shunned bureaucracy, feared what is to come, whatever it is, and decided to side with Miguel JoJo?

How ironic is it that Giorno Giovanna, who looked for a father, rejected him in the end and accepted reality?

How ironic is it that Giorno's ability is to reject reality, but when facing DIO, he had to accept reality?

How ironic is it that Miguel JoJo killed the President and colonized America, becoming an Emperor himself?

How ironic is it that Jotaro did not pay attention to Jolyne in the original universe, but when the new Universe did, he was closer to her but had another daughter that he wasn't close to?

How ironic is it that Bruce, a rational man, always does something risky because of his law of faith?

How ironic is it that Arthur JoJo, a rational coward, always does something risky because of his law of faith?

How ironic is it that Eobard was the one who saved everyone?

How ironic is it that Reigen, the least powerful, was the most powerful after all?

How ironic is it that Barry, who defeated Savitar, still became Savitar?

How ironic is it that Miguel, the Chosen One who is meant to save humanity and all life, hates humanity and all life?

How ironic is it that when the many Universes became one nation in peace and harmony, tensions rose?

How ironic is it that Grimms are the real monsters?

How ironic is it that Lord and Miguel, two brothers fighting, was the reason that Stefan, a man who wanted a family, won?

How ironic is it that Miguel JoJo and Miguel Ibarra (Earth-777) went through the same thing as Stefan and Miguel Ibarra (Earth-Zero), but didn't become evil... for now...?

How ironic is it that Giorno went through the same thing as DIO and was the only one of his children to not become completely evil?

How ironic is it that Giorno's father figure is his father's killer?

How ironic is it that Jotaro had a deadbeat dad, and so does Miguel JoJo, Miguel Ibarra, and Josuke Higashikata (SBR)? Also, Josuke's (Prince) father was killed before he was born...

How ironic is it that Miguel Ibarra is the only JoJo so far who isn't actually a hypocrite?

How ironic is it that Gabrielle, who thought she wasn't biased like her father was thought to be, is biased?

How ironic is it that the Filipinos hate Americans and westerners a lot in this world because of the revealed past actions but in the end, most of the Filipinos speak English here?

How ironic is it that Maharlica colonized America, but the world currently has an Americanized culture? Like Hellenization. But instead of Greece, it's Americanization! Btw American food is awesome. No offense, my Filipino roots.

How ironic is it that everyone is just a little bit racist even though they're not trying to be racist?

How ironic is it that Miguel tried to prevent Made in Heaven while also causing it in the end?

How ironic is it that Miguel and Stefan, an unstoppable force and an immovable object, killed each other?

How ironic is it that... ugh... I can't think anymore...

I don't know. I just like to think about life being ironic. Because... I don't know... A rock tile fell on my foot and now I can't walk.You see, I require to walk and pace around to think (I don't know why, probably a weird disorder) and now I can't think of a good story. Ah, well... I might have a break... So...Gimme a break! Wink wink!Screw politics. Even though I'm studying to be a lawyer and that makes no sense...What do I screw...?Oh! Screw that rock tile. Y'know that REALLY LARGE rock console table placed under a mirror? Yeah? Really heavy? It was MARMOL TILE!!! Screw it. After my foot's muscles popped and bled because of getting swollen, I had to pull it out of the tile, which was crushing my foot. The bloody paste of 'Whatever-It-Was' then trailed on the floor. And I was crawling and helplessly screaming for help. "MAMA!!! DADDY!!! *Insert Brother's Name...*!!!"

So... you're a sissy.

Wh-... What?

Sissy!

Okay... that's kinda rude. Well... Long story short, I can't write. Cya. I'll be back when I'm healed. Oh! And... Thank you so much for staying here with me after so long... And if I offended you? Yeah... sorry about that. Just know that these aren't really my opinions... just the things I've observed in Filipino and western society in my life. Seriously, here in the Philippines? Do you think that we're nice and happy people who treat everyone with hospitality? Well... we instinctively are... But Jesus Christ, the bullying here is over-the-top, and if you were raised by Television and therefore speak English? You're dead, man. High school Filipinos are the worst.

But aren't all high school kids "the worst?"

Yes! But! Seriously! I've seen a man threaten someone in our old neighborhood because they were jokingly swearing at each other! I've seen my acquaintance get bullied by everyone for being gay! Jesus Christ, man! We're savages, here! Don't live here, man! I've seen people refuse vaccines because they think that it has Shellfish! Run! Go! Don't go here! There are local witches here that can use insects to injure your body and use Filipino Voodoo!

Note: "Everything I've ever said is a joke."-PewDiePie.

So... What's the lesson of this Chapter? Take your vaccines, jackass! And wear your mask! I've gotten COVID, man, once... And I was isolated in a fucking room for ten days... And I went cuckoo crazy... Don't do it! Don't! They give you horrible-tasting potatoes! Ugh! (I grew up in an urbanized city, so I'm spoiled.) DESTROY COVID!!! RAUGH!!! Miguel! How did you heal the world from COVID again!?

"I decided that it didn't exist," said Miguel.

Exactly! But sadly, we're stupid humans! So we won't be able to do that, huh!? SO SIGN UP FOR A GODDAMNED MASK... WEAR YOUR VITAMINS... AND DRINK YOUR VACCINES!!!

The other way, dude.

WEAR A GODDAMNED MASK... DRINK YOUR VITAMINS... AND SIGN UP FOR YOUR VACCINES!!!

Okay.

My foot hurts! I'm angry at the world! You! You, there! I'll kick your ass! Yeah, you! Walking past behind the Reader! C'mon!

Just don't pay attention to him. His foot is broken. He's hurting.

But in all seriousness, though. If I seem racist for joking about derogatory terms, having an Anti-American sentiment, or even giving an incredibly biased and bigoted opinion, I do, I have, and I gave. For that, I'm sorry. I really am. Just be reminded that they're just jokes, and they're based on the overall opinions of the Filipinos that I've observed. But not all Filipinos. Just a lot. E.G. friends, families, and people I know, who all have something to do about the government. I don't agree with them fully, I just observed that in our side of the world, my whole life, I was told that the United States is a hypocrite because of the history I've learned with our people... and the same goes for Spain... and all the western countries... and every country that ever had a colony. I also have seen Filipinos, who are sensitive about food, joke about their own race. Yes, we are weird. We laugh at ourselves and how poor we are but if someone hates our food, we psychotically flame them in the comment section. Jesus Christ... If we apply the rage in our internet system... Hahaha!Seriously, Filipino Internet. Fix yourself.Well, in the end, being bigoted is horrible. But what I've learned is that we shouldn't forget the past. We should remember it, but as a Filipino and a Catholic (bleugh), I have to forgive you. America! I give you forgiveness... and if you work a little harder, the I-Word Pass. But that isn't assured, because all brown people find that offensive. I think... Wait... it isn't derogatory anymore... Eh...! It's weird that we casually use it in Filipino class and English class!(Yes. We have both English and Filipino classes. WHY NOT JUST LANGUAGE CLASS!?)

You're droning on.

Right! Sorry... Uh... So... I guess the foot thing is a punishment? I have no proof for it, just saying that it hurts and it's bleeding and I think God punished me and this is my fault and I'm sorry. I guess I'll be better.Okay! Bye! And I love you all for still being here. I dunno. We've only known each other for 2-3 months... Or is it 4, now? Bah... I wish you happiness. Oh! And...Maybe I'll be doing a What If series... Oh! And a bunch of other possible Spin-Offs!Since you're all still here (I think...) And since I owe you one... or a couple, actually... or... a lot... Yeah, reading my mediocre story is actually already a lot for me... Thank you... So... as one of the 'Thank You' gifts... I'll show you the tentative 2022-2024 Line-Up.

JBA: MiHS...

JoJo Trilogy...

JoJoRock (2021) (Finished)

JoJoRun (2021) (Finished)

JoJoverse (2022) (Ongoing) 

Anarchy Trilogy...

The Jazz Fusion (2022)-Josuke's story and battle against ** with the original Jazz Fusion. (Unreleased; Few semi-canon tentative chapters released in Wattpad @MasaruAbatman)

Secret Crisis 2 (2022)(Tentative Title: War for Infinite Earths) -Bruce and Peter's battle against the League of Anarchy. The leader of the League is finally revealed. (Unreleased; Few semi-canon tentative chapters released in Wattpad @MasaruAbatman)

Grimm: Weather Report (2022)-Nick Burkhardt's story. We return to the Grimm TV Series Universe. (Unreleased)

Tentative Unreleased:

Jump Dynasty (TBA) (Tentative Title)(Unreleased)

Dark and Hercules: Battle for Maharlica (TBA) (Tentative Title)(Unreleased)

Avatar: Twins of Earth and Fire (TBA) (Unreleased; Few Official Chapters already released in Wattpad @MasaruAbatman)

Star Wars: The Age of Skywalker (TBA) (Unreleased)

The Talerdune (TBA) (Unreleased)

Bizarrmaggeddon (TBA) (Unreleased)

Spin-Offs:

Christmas One-Shots (2021) (Finished)

Dark Knight: Origins (2021) (Ongoing)

School with Deadpool (2022) (Ongoing)

What If...? (TBA)(Tentative; Unreleased)

Maharlica (TBA)(Unreleased)

LODI PETMALU, MOTHERLOVERS!!! PEACE!!! And take care! Make sure you eat your veggies because I sure don't!

Damn, I'm officially a character that is a hypocrite...

Here is my Wattpad Account!https://www.wattpad.com/user/MasaruAbatmanAnd... that's it. No other contact. I have no idea how to -... Whatever. I'll learn it.