413. Laserheart ~The Heart of Vengeance~

Gumball silently reads a magazine while drinking soda from a can.

Suki stares at Gumball.

Bothered by this, he lowers his magazine and glares at her.

"Ugly! Ugly kitty!"

"Excuse me?"

"Ugly kitty!" yelled Suki.

"Screw you, little girl! I'm not ugly!"

"You're crying inside."

"Wh-What!?" asked Gumball, turning red.

"You're crying inside." Suki gives a cheery smile and goes on to play with her lego. "And you need therapy... Because you're dying soon."

"What do you mean, child...? Hey! HEY!!! HEY, I AM TALKING TO YOU!!!" asked Gumball. "WHAT DO YOU MEAN...!? WHAT DO YOU MEAN!? WHAT DO YOU-!?"

Suki smiles and thought to herself. "Funny. He fell for it."

Miguel Ibarra stood in front of a demon with a sack over his head.

Felix takes it off.

"Heya!" smiled Miguel. "Hey, hey, Party-Pooper! Wakey wakey!"

Miguel punches the demon in the face, waking him up.

"FUCK!!!" yelled the demon. His jaw is dislocated by the attack. "Augh..."

Miguel relocates his jaw. "Listen... I have people who I can't endanger. Not right now. So, I need to tell you where Bill Cipher is."

"Oh, God... You're the Messiah..."

"Not exactly. HEY!!! HEY!!! DON'T YOU PASS OUT ON ME!!!"

The demon slowly closes his eyes.

Miguel produces lightning between his fingers and electrocutes his brain.

"RAUGH!!!" roared the demon. He pants out of fear. "What the Heaven...?"

"Speak and denounce your allegiance to Morningstar," said Miguel.

"I don't know... what you're talking about..." The demon hisses at Miguel, flipping his tongue out.

"Where's Bill, Lickey tongue?" asked Miguel.

"I don't... know..."

"Do you wanna play games, snake-boy?"

"I want to be free..."

"We all do, Thick'em McSnick'ems." Miguel grabs the demon and beats him over and over again.

"Miguel..." said Jedan. "I don't think he knows anything."

"Yes, he does! They all do..." said Miguel. "You demons ruined my life. You demons are a reminder that I can never be God... Damned... NORMAL!!!"

*crack... Crack! CRACK!!!*

"Miguel, you gotta calm down!"

"I WILL DESTROY ALL OF YOU, FILTHY CRITTERS!!!"

"I DON'T KNOW...!" sobbed the man.

"Prove it..." said Miguel.

"Read my mind!"

"How will I know you won't ensnare me!?"

"I won't! Just do it!"

Miguel's sunglasses squint as each of the lens glow. "Killed an old woman by accident... Started doing drugs to ease the pain... Killed... *sigh...* a child... toddler... Killed himself at 32...Very well.Return to your wretched cave."

"Thank you..." sobbed the demon.

"I hope you get better!" he yelled, smiling and waving as the demon returned to the underworld.

"You're fucked up, Miguel..." said Jedan.

Felix bows and shakes his head. "Javla fita... You don't pay me enough for this..."

"Yeah, sorry... But... I don't care.Just kidding...I'll give you a raise..." Miguel turns around and walks away.

Meanwhile...

Gumball drinks some wine, alone in the dining area while they all slept at night.

"Looks like my former... body... is destroyed..."

Gumball takes out a coin and prepares to launch it behind him.

There, he meets...

Twitter.

At least, Twitter's true form...

Nemesis. The Goddess of Vengeance and Hatred.

Nemesis, who has a blue-colored bird skull for a head and wearing a blue cloak, stood before Gumball.

"Hello, Gumball..."

"You tried to kill us you fucking crazy psycho bitch," said Gumball.

"I control one's hatred. What do you expect!"

"Yeah! You control one's hatred through your toxic optimism! Only someone as fucked up as you are could do such a thing!"

"Ugh... You're almost as vexing as my older half-brother..."

"At least Khonshu cares about the people that work for him! Talk about a toxic fucking work environment!"

"I only joined them because they reprogrammed my current body at the time."

"SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU STUPID BITCH!!!"

"I am a powerful Goddess, Gumball. I control hatred through one's pride. True pride is when one tries to be optimistic at the worst of times. Those who are truly optimistic are those who exact vengeance upon those who deserve it!I am the daughter of Zeus and Nyx.Stepdaughter of Mut.Destroyer of the Filthy Summoners of Hubris.Now, return to your nightly battles, Watterson!"

"No, no... The others had no idea about the things I do... I mean... I told them that I'm Laserheart... But they have no idea what Laserheart... does!"

"I don't give a shit. I've shared my body with you when you've been heartbroken by that peanut fairy.Now, she bears your child while you, the very loser you are, spend his time doing tasks for stupid people in these stupid missions!"

"I'll fuck you hard enough that your balls will drop, Gumball! NOW, I NEED YOU TO KILL SOMEONE!!!"

"Who is it, you bitch!?"

"Hahaha... Who the hell do you think...?" asked Nemesis.

Later...

Al Cado stays in his mansion late at night, writing down some cool ways to die on camera while drinking some blended mushy stuff.

His soldados keep him protected.

Suddenly, Gumball, wearing his Laserheart suit sneaks behind one of his men and snaps his arms and legs, then tying him up.

Gumball then uses a coin to beat and knock out another man from behind.

He then tosses Heartarangs as he flapped his cape, piercing their limbs. He then beats and ties up a few more men.

*THWIP!!! THWIP!!! THWIP!!!*

Gumball moves around in the darkness, swiftly beating more men.

Al Cado, meanwhile, takes a sip of his mug of mush. He spits it out out of disgust. "They forgot the fermented fish and the Hershey's syrup..." He drank it again after shrugging.

Suddenly, the lights go out and on again, and now, Gumball is behind Al Cado.

(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcKUCmfT1-o)

"Laserheart..." said Al Cado, smiling.

"Hello," whispered Gumball. "Al Cado..."

"You're here to kill me...?"

"I'm here to get your fatass arrested..."

"Oh, wow... You are here to GIT me arrestuhd!?" asked Al Cado.

"Drop the act, Al Cado. We know that you've been paid by Fast Food Restaurants to act like that so that you could advertise their food."

"It's not always about the food, Laserheart," spoke Al Cado, in a scary Italian-American Mafia accent.

"Look, Al Cado... Just stand down so I won't kill any more of your men... Your men are just incapacitated."

"So, you're saying you don't kill anymore?"

"Yes. Not anymore."

"Everything you touch turns into toxicity and hatred with the power of optimism... What an ironic power, Laserheart."

Gumball's chest begins to glow. "Well? Now, what... Al Cado? You gotta do what you gotta do, right? Al Cado..."

"We've fought hundreds of times before and you just stopped... Allowing me to be the Emperor of Mukbang. And here you are back in business out of nowhere. Is your little bird girlfriend in your head again? Did she fuck you, again? I heard that's what ruined your marriage with that shapeshifter..."

Gumball punches Al Cado across the face by activating glowing heart gauntlets.

*zip zap!*

Al Cado stands up, towering over Gumball.

Gumball crouches and prepares to kill Al Cado. "I'm the Heart of Vengeance."

"Big deal. I'm over 2,000 pounds."

Gumball's heart mantle on his chest begins to glow brightly.

*ring...*

*PEW!!!*

"Fuck." Al Cado gets shot out the window as he crashes to the ground.

Gumball glides to the ground and prepares a coin, imbuing it with Spin.

"You fucking idiot..." said Nemesis.

Al Cado slowly gets stronger. "Thank you for the energy, Pussy-Boy..."

Al Cado prepares to beat Gumball down to the ground.

Al Cado punches toward Gumball, creating a large crater on the ground as Gumball handsprings backward.

Al Cado then grabs Gumball in the face. "You wanna hear a secret, Kit-Kat?" He whispers into his ear. "I know where Bill is."

"Ever since I was chosen and bitten by a New Goddess bird person, I became Laserheart... Again...Now... I will redeem myself for my past crimes...WATOH!!!"

Al Cado is punched in the face with a heart gauntlet.

"Really?" asked Al Cado.

*whistle!*

Al Cado looks around.

He looks up.

"Why didn't you do this in the first place?"

"Why won't you move away?"

"Because if I do, some random bullshit will happen and I'll get injured again. I wonder how this meteor will injure me."

"It has uh... *Ahem...* a gravitational satellite that Bruce made because it's useful for me to use it to beat the shit out of you. I just needed you out of the mansion for less collateral damage."

"Ah... So... when is it gonna hit?"

"I dunno... Sometime later..."

"Your name's stupid, by the way."

"Go fuck yourself, Gumwad. I'm gonna move over here..." Al Cado moves to the right, but then a random rock is thrown from the left and pushed the rock right above Al Cado. "Damn..."

*BOOM!!!*

Laserheart is protected by his armor.

"Great job..." The Batman walks out of the shadows and meets Laserheart. "You're an idiot for not using your luck to have him end up literally outside."

"I can't do that. That's not how my luck works. They're more like random bursts of luck rather than one flow thingy."

"Unless you train yourself. But good job, Laserheart. I guess."

"So... What now?"

"We capture him. Duh."

"Alright, geez. Chill with the savagery, Batman."

"Also, you could have just made the satellite crash diagonally into the mansion."

"But... collateral damage?"

"Yeah. And I could've paid for it."

"Tell the Knight that he's welcome," said Nemesis.

"Nemesis says that you're welcome," said Gumball.

"Much obliged," said Bruce, turning to Nemesis.

"Can... Can he see me?" asked Nemesis.

"I could just tell that you're there," said Bruce. "And I could also tell that you asked that. Anyway...Let's keep this little thing to ourselves... Don't tell your friends about this and Miguel and I will pay you enough Units."

"Thank you," said Gumball. "Make sure Josuke and the guys don't get involved in the war yet... Josuke isn't ready to take a life."

"Alright..." Bruce observes Al Cado, who is knocked out. Suddenly, Bruce punches him in the face again, and Al Cado goes limp.

"WHOA!!!" yelled Gumball.

"He didn't look limp enough," said Bruce.

"Jesus Christ!" yelled Gumball.