414. JoJoGals Part II ~Trial of the JoJoGals~

Gabrielle, Yurielle, Shizuka, Mercuria, F.F., Victoria, Jill, Irene, Suki, Erina, Gabby, and Anne all silently play poker at the table in Gabrielle's house.

"Hey, Gabby..." said Gabrielle. "Aren't you 1/4 Succubus?"

"Oh, right..." smiled Gabby. Gabby woges into a Succubus and woges back to normal. "Affirmative."

"Cool," smiled Gabrielle. 

"So... you were sheltered in the time room, right?" asked Victoria.

"Yes," said Gabby.

"So... What's that like?"

"It's nice."

Victoria pauses. "Alright... That sure was a conversation, Ms. Robotto."

"Mama!" yelled Suki. "Cookies!"

Erina turns to the cookie jar on top of the shelf. "Uh... Gabrielle... May we?"

"She's gonna say 'yes!'" yelled Suki.

"Suki, that's rude... Well...?"

"Sure!" smiled Gabrielle.

"She was gonna say 'Yes!' She really was!" yelled Suki.

"Yeah, but that's not an excuse..." Erina uses one of her planes to grab a cookie and give it to Suki. It's a Chocolate Chip Cookie.

Everyone is peacefully playing poker.

"Go fish!" smiled F.F.

"No, F.F.," said Gabrielle. "That's not what we're playing."

"Oh, I'm not playing with you guys! I'm playing with the other billion half of myself!" smiled F.F.

"R-... Right..." said Gabrielle.

They continue on, quietly.

"Danger!" yelled Suki.

"Hm?" asked Erina.

Gabby's and Yurielle's eyes widen.

Then, Gabrielle's, Irene's, Mercuria's, F.F.'s, and Victoria's eyes widen.

*CRASH!!!*

"HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!" yelled Jill.

"What the hell is that!?" Jack asked in her head.

"I kinda get what Josuke was saying about the door, now..." said Erina.

"Gabrielle JoJo..." said Diana, crashing into her house.

"You and Bruce have to pay for that," said Gabrielle.

"I need you three..." Diana points to Gabrielle, Yurielle, and Shizuka.

"What? Why?" asked the trio.

"Because you three have angered the gods..." said Diana. "And they conspire to speak with you."

Gabrielle, Yurielle, Shizuka, and Diana stood before the strange Heavens.

Along with them is Anne, in her demon form.

"Why do I have to be here?" asked Anne.

"Because a hybrid demon is quite useful to speak with the gods," said Diana.

"They're on our side, right? Like... the good guy's side?" asked Gabrielle.

"Yes," said Diana.

"I thought the Old Gods were dead..." said Yurielle.

"The Olympian Council is dead. There are those who remained..." said Diana.

"Like who?" asked Shizuka.

The doors open in the Heavens and before them stood...

Thor's True 4th World Form.

Ra Atum's True 4th World Form.

Huitzilopochtli's True 4th World Form.

Bumba's True 4th World Form.

The Grand Minister of 4th World.

Zen-Oh of 4th World.

And Diana's 4th World Parent Form.

"Hey, guys!" smiled 4th-World Thor. "It's me! Just... Godlier!"

"Thor. Do not speak with the insolent ones," said Ra.

"Sacrifice them!" yelled Huitzilopochtli.

Bumba Mbombo, who wore a Black Panther armor, simply snarls at the three women.

The Grand Minister simply stared and observed them.

Zen-Oh giggled.

Finally, the Diana of 4th-World told them, "SILENCE!!!"

And silent they became.

"Diana Prince. Speak now and represent these blasphemous three warriors."

"BLASPHEMOUS!?" asked the trio.

"The three of you directly had something to do with Bill Cipher. Gabrielle JoJo, endangering the lives of the people in your Terra and possibly the Omniverse by hunting down the Cult of Cipher. Yurielle JoJo, having a deal with Bill Cipher that furthered this endangerment by approaching the time period to your current fixed present time. And Shizuka Kujo... Your very existence is the reason why Jotaro Kujo gained his illness, further handicapping possible front liners in the future!"

"NO, I AM NOT!!!"

"When your father adopted you, he felt like he had a duty to protect the Multiverse after forming the Jump Force. He did it to give you purpose, Shizuka Kujo... IS IT NOT!?"

"But, I didn't know that!" yelled Shizuka. "How could I have known that just existing has consequences!?"

"Everything has consequences! I mean, for God's sake! You listened to a half-baked Messiah who he himself has no idea what he's trying to do!"

"What...!?" whispered Gabrielle.

"If I may speak..." said Anne.

"Speak, lowly Succubus," said Diana's 4th-World form.

"I believe that Miguel and these three have only done what they believed was right. They really didn't desire to get the Omniverse destroyed, Your Highness," said Anne.

"LIES!!!" yelled 4th-World Diana.

"If I may..." said Diana. "I may be your Avatar, but I must say, I don't think the way you're doing things is correct. You can't just have these three killed for trying to help the Omniverse!?"

"If there is even a one-percent chance that these idiots could be on Bill's side, we should take it up to an absolute certainty!"

"I know someone close to me who used to say that... and I must say, you lack faith, Your Highness."

"LIES!!!" yelled 4th-World Diana. "These three had caused a rupture in the timeline... Enough to destroy everything! We'll lose everything because of you!"

"Oh, wow! Just because you rule everything that's why you're worried you might lose everything!?" asked Gabrielle. "How pathetic is that!?"

"What's pathetic is that these liars have humiliated mortals."

"We didn't!" yelled Shizuka. "And I can call upon someone as a witness to our supposed crimes!"

"Who?" asked 4th-World Diana. "And mind that this person should not be as guilty as you are!"

"Okay..." said Shizuka. "I want you to call three, actually."

"Proceed."

"Narcos Anastasia of Earth-Grimm. Jack and Jill Maroon of Earth-Grimm. Kujo Jotaro of Earth-Star. And finally... MIGUEL IBARRA OF EARTH-777!!!"

"HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" cackled 4th-World Diana. "I shall not let the sinner walk into court. He may be the Avatar of the One Above All, but his actions had led me to lose faith in humanity."

"What the hell...?" asked Gabrielle.

"Stop asking questions, young girl!" yelled the woman. "Especially questions that have no answer to themselves."

"What's your name, anyway?" asked Yurielle.

"Before Zeus's death, I was once the Highfather, and all versions of Zeus was my Avatar, before his corruption in his affairs of man. Now, I am known as Mother Almighty. My Avatar, who dares to speak against me right now, is Diana of Themyscira. A filthy halfling.APPEAR, NARCOS ANASTASIA, JACK AND JILL MAROON, AND KUJO JOTARO!!!"

The trio appears in court.

"Wait... this is the man who helped kill DIO!!!" yelled Huitzilopochtli. "SACRIFICE HIM!!!"

"You wanna go, hotshot?" asked Jotaro.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa! Papa! Chill! You're here as witnesses in a trial!"

"For what?"

"For what we've done 'destroying the timeline' or some shit!" yelled Shizuka.

"I don't think I really like these assholes..." said Narcos, revealing Coldplay.

"Me neither..." said Jack, preparing his Netherite Ax.

"Silence! Witnesses! Help defend your lovers and child!"

"Okay! The name's Narcos! I'm here to defend my uh... Girlfriend...? Is it too soon to call ourselves steady?"

"Narcos, we've had sex already..." said Gabrielle.

"As a one-night stand... or...?" asked Narcos.

"NO!!! Narcos!" yelled Gabrielle.

"Right! Right... Uh... What seems to be the problem, Your Honor?"

"This sinner lover of yours ruined the timeline by conspiring with Bill to jumpstart the anarchy of the Omniverse!"

"Whoa... That sounds like a huge accusation, Your Honor! But I don't think Gabrielle would do such a thing... Right, Gabrielle?"

Gabrielle looks down.

"Gabe...?" asked Narcos.

"W-Well..." said Gabrielle. "I did... make an actual deal with him... that led to the knife storm."

"Wait... THAT'S how it happened!?" asked Jack.

"Well..." said Gabrielle. "He threatened to kill an entire crowd of people if not."

"You chose to protect hundreds over THOUSANDS!? Perhaps you are just a fool!" yelled Mommy Almighty.

"HE JUST SAID IT WOULD RAIN!!!"

"But your feeble mind felt it, correct!? Did you or did you not realize that something was wrong!?"

"I did!"

"AND WHY DID TAKE THE DEAL!?"

"I didn't know what to do!"

"WHY!?"

"BECAUSE I AM NOT MIGUEL JOJO!!!"

The room went silent.

"I can never be... Miguel JoJo... If I was my Dad, he'd do something pretty badass, right? Like... Maybe he'd have some cool gadget prepared for that exact moment. Or had his people offer a contingency plan for Bill or something. I'm far too... careless... I'm not my Dad..."

"Your father did in fact successfully save the Omniverse...I... agree..."

"That's not true!" yelled Narcos.

"WHAT!?"

"That's not true, lady! Listen here! Miguel made mistakes, too! He fought Lord knowing that Bill would pull the strings toward the Made in Heaven Event! He colonized an entire country which led to people losing support for him! He created Stefan in the first place! He did some stupid shit, too!And Gabrielle's just here desperately trying to pick up the pieces! She's a sinner!? BULLSHIT!!! She's the biggest hero I've ever met that further proved herself worthy! Right now, she's burning her back and shoulders trying to raise her kid (and me) while also trying to make up for the collateral damage she caused! And she's far more worthy to be Miguel JoJo's successor THAN ANY OF YOU!!!"Narcos pants loudly. "I rest my case!"

"Gabrielle JoJo... You're free to go," said Mama Almighty. "Jack. Jill. Speak for the blind one for causing Bill Cipher's dark timeline to come closer to now."

"Look... Yurielle is a stupid woman..."

"Jack!" yelled Yurielle.

"JACK!!!" thought Jill.

"Alright, alright!" yelled Jack. "But that doesn't change the fact that she was the one who brought Miguel back to his feet. Miguel has been trying to be better since, y'know? Despite the blasphemous things he did, whatever they were, in the past... Miguel is actually trying to be better. All of that because of her. She, and Gabrielle, reminded Miguel what it meant to live.She's blind... But she could see way more than the rest of you is way different and deeper ways than you could imagine.Yurielle is the reason that the DISCs weren't obtained by Bill.Yurielle is the reason why Bill is currently handicapped.Yurielle is the reason why Bill is afraid to come back.And I believe she requires your respect for that."

"I believe you.And you... Kujo... Defend your daughter, for causing your illness and handicapping us."

"My daughter...?" Jotaro chuckles. "I respect her not because she earned it. She already got it 12 years ago, the moment I met her.Perhaps you see her as your enemy right now...A weakling for having given in to her rage when fighting DIO...A bane to the universe for having existed and caused possibly the one you find most important in your life to be handicapped... and that would be your downfall. Not the universe's downfall! Your downfall.When I first killed DIO... Jesus Christ... I was fucking pissed as shit... I enjoyed killing him. But when DIO returned to our lives, I didn't know what to do...If she wasn't here, DIO would have further worsened the current crisis we had... He could have been used by Bill... Or worse... He could've used Bill.And we killed him. We killed him because we stood for one thing and that one thing was hope.If you can't see her strength, then I can't respect you, Mother Almighty.I simply cannot.I know that you can tell if someone is telling the utmost truth... And I could tell that you agree."

He sighs. "Maybe the three of you are worthy to be the Four Starmen after all..."

"I prefer 'Starwomen-!'" yelled Shizuka, as Diana elbows Shizuka's arm. "-to be incredibly blasphemous!"

"Don't worry... I agree with you," said Mummy Almighty. "LEAVE!!!"

Gabrielle, Yurielle, Shizuka, Anne, Diana, Jotaro, Jack, Jill, and Narcos all head home.

"You... said some nice things..." said Yurielle. 

"I had some help..." smiled Jack.

Jill woges out. "Yo!"

Jack woges out again.

"Both of you could go hermaphrodite form, tonight," said Yurielle, silently.

Jack's eyes widen. "Holy..."

"...shit..." thought Jill.

Gabrielle smiles at Narcos.

"What's wrong, Gabe?" asked Narcos.

"Wanna peg?" smiled Gabrielle.

"Uh..." said Narcos, turning red. "I guess... Haha..."

"Can't wait to get home!" Gabrielle smiled with pink imaginary flowers floating around her head.

Shizuka smiles. "Papa! Could I hang out in Derek's tonight?"

"No," said Jotaro.

Diana (and Anne) sighed. "I can't wait to see Bruce (Miguel) tonight..."

And almost all of them fucked...

Except for Jotaro and Shizuka, of course... because that's fucked up, man... Yeesh...

Happy Easter!