466. Grayble 3 ~The Minecraft Epic~

"Oh! Hello there! Finally, you've arrived to hear about my tale once more!"

You are weirded out, seeing Cuber eat cereal, putting the milk first before the cereal itself.

"This next tale is rather short, just like the last one. This next tale is about a Swedish renegade YouTuber who ended up in an unknown dimension in the year 2031 called... The Overworld.

For one year, he disappeared on the face of Earth-777. And Felix Kjellberg ended up in an unknown world where he fend for himself. He fought Monsters, Pillagers, Guardians, and many more strange creatures. At some point, he began becoming more psychotic and delusional, believing himself to be a hero while succumbing to his madness. He began killing his own pets and blaming it on the pillagers, proceeding to kill them for 'revenge.' He began using the dark arts. He began changing the timeline as he wished with his Stand Power given to him by Ibarra. He became a tyrant, speaking with the Council of Watersheep and later on, a couple of beetroots he planted that spoke to him. He claimed that he was a servant of his dog, Sven, who was, in fact... a dog. For years, he was a tyrant, until he and his wife had a son, but quickly died in the war back on Earth-777. Heartbroken and blaming himself, he wished to take away his madness... A witch then proceeded to take away his madness... in one form or another..."

Note: Just Watch PewDiePie's Minecraft Epic series.

"So... in the Fall of 2040, in the Overworld..."

Felix wakes up, depressedly standing up and proceeding to drink some wine.

He is revealed to be living in the dimension known as Overworld.

Felix coughs over and over and looks beside him to see his wife, Marzia.

He stands up and walks into the kitchen, preparing some noodles and spaghetti sauce.

After finishing boiling each, he finishes cooking spaghetti, placing two bowls of each.

He bites into his spaghetti, tasting its sour and spiced aroma.

Outside is shown to have several hearts carved on the walls of the houses.

"Uh... Hello, there!" yelled a Villager. "My Lord. I am Master Farmer of the Ranch."

"What do you want, Master Farmer?" sighed Felix. "Christ, I should've given you a name..."

"There's been a strange warrior killing village colonies of yours... I thought you might want to know about it!"

"Send the Iron Golems," said Felix. "And Alabama's incest children." He proceeds to sip his coffee.

"Well, that's the thing, sir... The pillager is a Human."

Felix spits his drink and coughs. "That spit take wasn't necessary. Show me the Spy Glass images."

Master Farmer places the picture, and he looks exactly like Felix.

"What the fuck...?"

"Yes, sire. He bloody looks like you, but we know it isn't you because you're clearly over here."

Felix facepalms. "Edgar! Maya!"

His two pugs bark and smile.

"Guard the house. Daddy will be hunting down... himself, apparently..."

Felix walks out of his house and it is revealed that he lives in a castle amongst several smaller houses where several Villagers walk around and go about their daily lives.

This village is called, "The Ranch." They seem to wear traditional Japanese, Swedish, and Italian clothing. They can be seen to be all wearing Swedish Flags.

The rest of the Kingdom, however, is known as Broland.

Felix then lets his dog, Sven, stand up. "Come on, Sven... Apparently some asshole entered this dimension... We gotta go... I dunno... fuckin'..."

Sven brushes his face on his leg and coos.

Felix sighs. "Yeah... I missed you, too, Sven..."

Felix then activates his Stand and equips his cape (which is a Swedish Flag), Netherite Armor, Netherite Fire Aspect Enchanted Sword, and Shield.

Felix then rides Joergen 17 and begins riding around the kingdom. There, several villagers greet Felix.

"My Lord!"

"Hey."

"My Lord!"

"Uh-huh."

"My Lord!"

"Yep."

"My Lord!"

"Yo!"

"My Lord!"

"How's it going?"

"MY LORD!!!"

"Loud!!! God!!!"

"My Lord!"

"Ugh..."

"My Lord!"

He stays quiet.

"My Lord."

He stays quiet.

"My Lord!"

"Go fuck yourself."

"My Lord!"

"Fuck you!"

"My Lord!"

"Your Mom!"

"My Lord!"

"No one likes you!"

"Aw..."

Lol. Robot Chicken reference.

I'm in a Star Wars mood, these last few days, my friend.

Felix finishes riding off to the desert. His horse gallops as the cosmic sun cube reaches high noon.

Felix sweats heavily, but he ignores the pain and continues moving.

*growl!*

Felix turns to Sven.

He then sees a rabbit. He takes out his bow and shoots at it, killing it.

He then begins butchering the rabbit with his sword. He skins it with his blade and removes its fur. He then goes on and feeds the meat to Sven and saves the other half for later.

Felix reaches the village he was looking for, which was the Savannah Village. 'Greetings," he said.

"My Lord! An Imposter is among us!"

"Never say that again. But also, what imposter?"

"He's posing as you! He's in the bar!"

Felix ties his horse at the fence with lead and walks into the village.

He lets Sven sit down on the ground.

He opens the bar...

*creak...*

"Hey," said Felix. "Are you all okay?"

He sees all of the Villagers hiding under the tables, except for one man.

Felix squints his eyes and sees that the man's hair wiggles like worms. "Why the fuck do you have brine for hair?"

"I am the rightful Hero and King of this land..." He slowly turns around. "PewDiePie..."

"And who are you?" asked Felix.

"That doesn't matter now..." He turns around and his face looks exactly like his, but with white wiggling hair. "What matters is that we kill each other... Whoever wins is the rightful ruler of Broland."

Felix sighs softly. "Alright."

Felix and the imposter face off in the center of the village.

"Do I really have to do this?" asked Felix.

The Imposter's eyes went white. "Yes..." he sneered.

Felix sighs and takes out his sword. "On Three. One..."

*SHING!!!*

*THUD!!!*

Felix immediately blocked the attack from his sword with his shield.

Felix grunts and swings his sword at the Imposter, who ducks and kicks Felix away.

The Villagers begin howling like beasts while watching the two men fight.

"Skrattar du forlorar du mannen! FOR SWEDEN!!!" Felix yelled, slamming his sword at the Imposter.

*SHING!!*

*THUD!!!*

Felix then switches to his Trident and begins tossing at the Imposter over and over again. Then, the Trident returns to his hand and he throws it back again.

*SHING!!!*

*THUD!!!*

*SHING!!! SHING!!!*

*THUD!!!*

*SHING!!! SHING!!!*

*THUD!!!*

*SHING!!! SHING!!!*

*THUD!!!*

The trident then stabs the Imposter's leg and Felix goes on to take out his sword and elegantly stabs the Imposter's shoulder and pulls it out, as his blood, similarly to pixelated rose petals, spurt out from his shoulder.

*SPLAT!!!*

The Imposter genuflects in pain behind Felix. "You really have no idea who I am, do you?"

"I don't care... I don't wanna care..."

"Your madness even caused the death of your own child... Because of your madness, Felix Kjellberg, you just stared in silence when that soldier killed your son.I am that madness."

Felix throws his sword and stabs it in his neck.

*sssssssssssssssssss!!!*

Suddenly, the Imposter bursts into flames. He simply cackles psychotically. "Very well! You get to continue ruling this world you love so much in place for your son, but JUST for now! Because mark my words, I'll BE BACK, PEWDIEPIE!!!"

Felix charged and swings his sword swiftly enough that no one saw.

*SHING!!!*

Felix stayed in silence.

*SPLAT!!!*

Decapitated, the Imposter drops to the ground while blood in the form of pixelated rose petals flies in the air.

"Thank you!" yelled a Villager.

Felix simply turns around and nods.

The head's eyes turn white and the body teleports away.

Felix sighs. "Great... He can respawn..." he whispered.

"What was that sir?" asked the villager.

"Nothing... Just... call me when something else happens..."

Felix lets Sven stand up again. Felix then unties and rides his horse as it gallops away with his dog following him.

"So... That was once the Mad King who went mad after defeating the Ender Dragon?"

"Yes."

"Why did he turn normal?"

"They say that his madness was torn out from his body by a witch."

"You don't think...?"

Felix's cape waves in the wind as he gallops far away.

Back in the village, Felix carves another heart on the walls of his house as the autumn leaves flow in the wind. "I'm sorry..." he whispered. "I'm so, so sorry..." his voice broke. "I tried... I tried..."

"Well! That was a rather short one, don't you think? I just realized that the Graybles get shorter as the series goes on! Well, isn't that interesting? Hahaha!Have you figured out what it was about, yet?Well!? Hm!? No!? Ah... That's a shame!See you again in the final episode!"