467. Grayble 4 ~Lord Marvel's Day Off~

Lord JoJo stood in front of Miguel JoJo’s grave. He places a few three-leafed clovers there. He sighs, drinking some beer.

He then places some candles and prays for a short second.

Lord then walks away.

“It’s hot this summer night, huh?” asked Lei, crossing her arms.

“Yeah…” said Lord.

“You are in serious need of a day off…” said Lei. A little girl is also holding her hand.

“Yeah…” He pats the head of the little girl. “I do… I’ll go try some Hawaiian Plate.”

“What…?” asked Lei. “Why-!?”

Lord flies away almost immediately. To travel to Hawai'i, a loud shockwave could be heard.

Later…

“Hey!” smiled Lord, in the Tiki hut. “Can I please have a Hawaiian Plate, please?”

The restaurant owner nods. “You’d have to wait for a short while! Heheh! We’re pact right now!”

2 hours… later…

Lord had taken a nap and slammed his head on the table.

*snore!*

“HUH!?” Lord senses something.

Lord looks the far out in the ocean.

Suddenly, he frowns, upon seeing some sort of split in the sky.

“RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH!!!”

*CRASH!!!*

Vegeta crashes into the beach.

“Prince Vegeta…!?” asked Lord. “What are you-!?”

“RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH-!!!” Vegeta blasts off toward the mysterious opponent.

Lord activates the nanites around his body to summon his armor and flies off into the distance to follow Vegeta. “Hey!”

Vegeta looks at Lord. “What do you want, Marvelous Moron?”

“Who is attacking Hawaii right now!?”

“I arrived in Hawaii!? FUCK!!! Now, I owe the bald one 16 dollars.”

“Uh-huh… Just so you know, Vegemite. I’m on vacation. So, the fact that you made me jump at the call right now is pretty friggin’ annoying!”

“I don’t care about phone calls, you insolent Fortisite! All I’m here for is to kill that OTHER Fortisite!”

“What other Fortisite…?” asked Lord. “Vegeta! What do you know!?”

“All I know is that I’ve been tasked by the Dark One to hunt down and arrest a Fortisite that’s been wreaking havoc across the galaxy! After our little fight!” he clenches his jaw. “…which I lost…” He raises his voice again. “He decided to go to your universe and wreak havoc here for no reason at all!”

“Are you SHITTING ME!?!?” asked Lord. “Ugh…” he facepalmed.

“HAHAHA!!! Oh, foolish Fortisite… You honestly have no idea, do you?That being had connections with the Dark Gems.”

“Why is he here!?”

“He followed me here after I kicked him in the balls and flew away.”

“RAUGH!!!”

Suddenly, Lord and Vegeta encounter a Fortisite who has similar armor to Lord, but with an alien mask on.

“Who the hell are you supposed to be?” asked Lord.

He simply stares at Lord as his eyes begin to glow.

*BZZT!!!*

“GET DOWN!!!” Vegeta kicks Lord to the ground. “AHAHAHAHA!!! YOUR FUCKING FACE-!!!”

The Fortisite punches Vegeta far away. “For Black Diamond…” he whispered.

“Who the hell are you!?” asked Lord, trying to balance himself.

“I am L’Bugi L’Bugi L’Ugi.”

“Again, with the shit names!!!” yelled Vegeta. “FINAL-!!!”

“Silence, Saiyan…” said the being. “I do not wish to kill you anymore you do me…”

“I actually really want to kill you,” said Vegeta.

“Well, that’s on you. I just wish to warn you.”

“What? I thought that you’re the one I was meant to kill.”

“No, you blundering bitch. I am the one who sent the warning message in the first place.”

“He said that I should kill a Fortisite in South City!”

“No… He said there’s a Fortisite in South City you need to meet. You proceeded to kick me in the balls and fly away.”

“O-Oh…”

“What’s the issue at hand anyway?” asked Lord.

“Another invasion is coming…”

“Gems…?” asked Lord.

He nods. “The Dark Gems… Yes… And they hired a Judge.”

“A what…?” asked Lord, confused.

Now…

“Well! That was the shortest one yet!Felt like more of a teaser than an actual episode, actually. So! Did you figure out what was the four Graybles’ theme?What’s that? I hear some of you saying…The four Seasons!? Why it isn’t even the right order! ‘Winter for Grayble 1, Spring for Grayble 2, Autumn for Grayble 3, and Summer for Grayble 4!?’Hoho! No!The answer lies within what each protagonist used as an object to give themselves hope! For Rey, she used a spade of light! Lightsaber! For Josuke, he wielded his Stand, Crazy Diamond! For Felix, his sword didn’t give him hope! No! I never said it was a weapon! It was the hearts he’d carve to remember his dead son! For Lord? The three-leafed clovers he gave on Miguel’s grave!Yes! That’s right! The Four Card Suits!Spades. Diamonds, Hearts, and Clubs! In France, Clubs were originally known as ‘Clovers!’What!? What do you mean ‘Lightsaber’ is a stretch!? Yeah… Maybe it is… But the original suit of cards had swords in place of spades. Did you know that? Heheh! Well, toodles! ‘Til we meet again, I guess!”