18 | Human Pocket

4:34pm

: grOUND BREAKING NEWS

: what is it dimples

: fairly sure this dozens concern you

: you spelt 'doesn't' wrong dumbass

: actually it does concern roulette

: oh have you found my phone?

: aren't you texting us with your phone?

: oh yeah nvm

: ...

: it sometimes falls out my bra

: they're called pockets?

: bitch have you not seen the dresses i wear?

: it's either in my bra or...

: ...um...

: DO NOT SEND THE NEXT TEXT ROULETTE

: ...my human pocket...

: alex has now thrown her phone out of the window

: not even joking

: [alex'sverybrokenphoneonthepavementfivestoriesup.jpeg]

: oh wow danvers is dumb

: shut the fuck up veronica this is your fault

: that was alex

: yeah i guesses that

: guessed*

: FUCK IFF DANVERS

: off*

: so what is this ground breaking news that we've abandoned in favour of how roulette may or may not have stored her phone in her vagina?

: what the heck

: well

: i've figured out what roulette does with her stolen money

: what does she do?

: she donates the money to charities and animal shelters

: aw

: stealing money is slightly illegal but wow that's nice

: chaotic good am i right

: fuck

: i've been exposed

: anyway

: me and lena are hosting a christmas party next tuesday so you'd better show or i'll beat your asses

: What Veronica means is that we would be happy if you could come and it will be fine if you can't.

: i meant what i meant lena

: is it a friend get-together or a business orientated one?

: It's more a friend get-together, love.

: basically what she means is that you can get smashed and no one cares

: the sexy way or the alcoholic way?

: like i said schott

: no one cares

: is the alcohol free?

: wait i thought your phone was in pieces on the pavement

: i have spares

: she just unloaded a whole bag full of phones

: there's like 20

: there's also a knife in there

: that's an understatement

: it's more of a short sword

: it's my 'incase you get framed for a murder you totally didn't commit and need to run away bag'

: and i thought i had weird obsessions

: ...

: maggie loves bonsai trees

: [maggieandherbonsais.jpeg]

: wow she's hot

: yeah she is ;)

: stop flirting this is supposed to be pg

: which stands for 'pretty gay'

: ...

: so is the alcohol free?

: completely

: paid for by my brilliantly loaded best friend

: myself

: ...

: Rude.

: actually i can't use my laundered money so lena can buy all the shit

: so you do admit to participating in money laundering

: yeah

: i accidentally chucked in a few rolls of hundreds in my washing machine so now they're on my washing line drying out

: what the fuck

: you do you roulette

: anyways

: back to the topic at hand

: sounds good

: please get some expensive scotch

: can we come? i'm always up if there's free alcohol

: the more the merrier

: we'll come too

: wanna get drunk ava?

: Sure. This will be... interesting.

: i'll bring the potstickers and pizza

: i'll bring myself

: i'll bring the pie

: i'll bring the puke buckets

: Wonderful.