19 | No, Veronica

7:34am

: such a bad hangover fml

: why oh why did i decide to drink the alien alcohol...

: well it wasn't fair if we got drunk and do embarrassing stuff yet you're as sober as a tree

: sober as a tree?

: don't they produce a form of alcohol when they ferment or something?

: what???

: you're a bio-engineer you should know this???

: hell i work in the science division of the ncpd and i know the biology of at least a hundred aliens yet i don't know this?

: high school stuff

: nobody remembers that shit

: whatever

: last night was wild

: why did i decide to do ten tequila shots while doing a handstand

: you remember things?

: most of its blurry

: babe why are we in the bathtub in our bras and shorts?

: i think i missed the bucket and instead threw up on me then you

: i seem to have passed out on your counter

: oh so that's what the blurry shape is

: honestly i think i'm still drunk

: Looks like it's only me and Kara who ended up in a bed.

: ;)

: No, Veronica.

: :(

: there is rice all over me what the fuck

: oh i think that was because someone got hungry but then you fell asleep trying to put rice in the cooker

: not sure why rice is the go-to food in this situation but i'm starving

: How are Sara and Ava?

: i think they did it in one of your spare rooms

: Oh god.

: i think there's whipped cream in my hair

: there is monopoly money in my mouth

: we played monopoly last night?

: i think that was when james and winn won so you stuffed a bunch of fake money into his mouth as revenge

: shit sorry James

: all good alex

: BLEACH

: SOMEONE BLEACH MY EYES

: HOLY FUCK

: babe what happened?

: what did you see?

: LANCE AND SHARPE

: uh huh

: their faces aren't that hideous no need to scream babe

: NO ALEX THAT'S NOT ALL

: THEY WERE MAKING OUT LIKE REAL NAKED

: oH

: oh rao

: you have a dick on your forehead winn

: who drew this must be real creative

: roulette, there is a vagina on you cheek

: art

: there is rice down my shirt why

: goooood mooorning people!

: *whispers* the bleach...

: Well that was intense.

: the party or what happened five minutes ago?

: I'm not going to answer that.

: ooh i remembered something funny

: so, this was a few drinks in and kara and james were seeing who had bigger biceps and so they were flexing

: Oh my god.

: useless lesbian lena was pouring some whisky for me and as soon as she saw kara's very toned bicep (send me your workout) she spilt half of it

: wow

: She has nice arms.

: thanks lena

: that whisky was expensive

: and now half of it is on the floor

: stiLL IS

: i think lane just collapsed on top of it

: You do realise I paid for the whisky?

: -and own this apartment?

: do you have any alcohol left over? i shall gladly take any

: Be my guest.

: I don't think I'm going to touch another bottle of anything alcoholic after last night.

: there's so much rice

: ugh the dick cream won't come off

: ashdgdjakfl

: 'dick cream'

: omg dick cream

: dick and cream*

: fuck

: i'm back

: you left?

: omg donuts thanks wynonna :)

: you're welcome danvers

: save some for me

: DONUTSSSS

: GIVE ME THE COFFEE.

: how did you carry all this?

: my jacket

: great number of pockets

: how were you even bothered to buy food in the outside world

: with a hangover nonetheless

: i drank a lot back home

: oh no i have work in an hour fuck

: FUCK FUCK FUCK

: ughh same whyyyyyy

: rao how much of that alien alcohol did i drink?

: i still feel hungover

: Well there seems to be at least three empty bottles of the stuff on my counters.

: Oh no I have work too.

: you're the boss you can literally go in at anytime

: speaking of work i've got to go and uhh do some stuff

: if i don't text within the next 24 hours assume i've been kidnapped, arrested or killed

: or i just really can't be assed to reply to you okay off to rob a bank now bye

: she just hopped off of your balcony

: She'll be fine. She took a parkour class in boarding school.

: there's still a vagina on her cheek