46 | The Spandex Kids

5:01pm

, , , , and has entered the chat

: why is it that whenever someone from another earth comes here they automatically join this group chat

: i've noticed it seems to attract gays

: maybe that's why huh

: so who are you guys exactly?

: I'm Billy Cranston - as my username states!

: zack taylor and no i'm not a pokemon and yes i can do magic tricks

: i'm trini

: he calls setting a deck of cards on fire magic

: it is!

: small angry gay?

: it fits perfectly

: i can't change it cause zack's stupid and locked it

: he's not wrong about the name trini

: kim!

: you're small, angry, gay but zack forgot totally adorable

: ...

: also i'm kimberly hart

: jason scott

: that name's boring

: if you name me after that cow i smuggled into school i swear to god zackary taylor

has changed 's name to

had restricted name change for

: thanks

: you are very welcome

: um what's happening

: Basically we built an inter-dimensional jumper and landed here. I wanted to see if the multiverse theory was true and we may or may not have broken it when we collapsed on top of each other.

: and now we're stranded on a parallel earth where the supers are real oh boy

: nah we can get you kids home, we've done it before but it might take a bit of tweaking to get you guys to the right earth

: billy, you built your machine, correct?

: Yes?

: i want you and winn to work on the new one and we'll bring lena in too

: um who's lena

: only the most gorgeous, talented, amazing, smart, kind, beautiful woman in this universe

: Aw thanks Kara [3

: I also happen to think you're beautiful, strong, compassionate and amazing too. :)

: ugh you're so mushy get a room

: oh my god kim they're dating????

: oh my god they are

: yeah i'm confused i don't watch the show

: i prefer food network

: lmao

: trini you ate all the cupcakes i baked for you guys last week

: and?

: wait we're in another TV show?

: another?

: some other kids from another earth have a show starring us

: is your version uhh, straight?

: unfortunately

: compulsory heterosexuality strikes again

: whY CAN'T THEY SEE MY UNDYING LOVE FOR LENA KIERAN LUTHOR

: Do I by any chance look at Kara/Supergirl longingly or perhaps fill her office with flowers?

: yes and yes

: And the writers never caught on? That's a waste of a good plot.

: hey billy do you have the statistics for your earth?

: Yep, can we get started soon? I really don't want to miss dinner - it's barbecued chicken night and I don't want to miss barbecued chicken.

: your mom's barbecued chicken is something you don't wanna miss ugh it's so good

: and your mom's beef burgers

: am i witnessing cannibalism?

: this is a mess

: with zack its always a mess

: wait you kids are power rangers?

: yeah

: like spandex and shit?

: It's an alien armour from these space rocks we found while totally-not-illegally blowing up a mine.

: you kids are wild

: uhh sorry but who are you?

: wynonna earp

: holy shit wynonna earp

: am i part of a show on your earth too?

: is she the main character again?

: do you by any chance know what it's called?

: it's called wynonna earp

: yesssss

: it's always her!

: maybe next time babe