47 | The Other Spandex Kid

5:45pm

: ZACK GIVE ME BACK MY COTTON CANDY

: we can always share mine

: ...

: fine

: is it just me or does earth-38 candy floss taste better?

: going exploring with you guys is like being a mother to three unpredictable, sugar-rushed children

: how are things going back at base billy?

: Everything seems to be going to order. Lena is very nice. Winn has only electrocuted himself twice and we should be done in two hours!

: sounds great billy!

: yeah billy you got this bro!

: holy shit is that spider-man

: wait dc and marvel exist on the same earth

: marvel and what?

: oh my god it is spider-man

: they're like two different comic company things on our earth

: ahh

: dude do you think we have doppelgängers on this earth?

: maybe not this one but definitely on earth-1

: they were in a movie together

: what was it called?

: power rangers

: oh that's weird

: this whole situation is weird

: hey babe

: yeah?

: there's a robot in our apartment

: what

: said his name was 'alpha 5' or something

has entered the chat

: ah rangers! there you are!

: alpha how did you get here?

: i got concerned and opened another portal!

: yeah uh we broke the inter-dimensional jumper

: oh no! what are we supposed to do?!

: guys what do i do with him he's in my apartment

: Don't worry Alpha, we're building a new one right now!

: babe just bring him to the deo

: i love you danvers but how the fuck am i supposed to smuggle a robot into a secret government agency without being seen

: i'll do it!

: well that's certainly a lot easier

: dude spider-man just broke a window in l-corp

: He did wHAT?!

: [spider-mancrashingintowindow.mp4]

: I swear I'm going to burn his lab coat with him in it.

: oh so you do know who spider-man is

: Oh shit.

: see babe?! you're not sneaky either!

: uh i mean oh no what are we going to do

: do you?

: No one else in this chat knows.

: okay then i won't tell

: Winn, I look away for one second and you're on fire?!

: thanks for putting me out billy

: No problem! Let's avoid more injuries shall we?

6:03pm

: um boss?

: Yes?

: peter broke a window

: Yes I'm aware.

: he ran away afterwards

: hi lena! i bought you a coffee and those pastries you like from that weird healthy place!

: Peter, you broke a window.

: window? where? i don't see a window?

: I should really use bulletproof glass for the lower levels too.

: he broke the one in the cafeteria

: haha woops!

: so i put the fresh coffee and the pastries on your desk from when you return from your secret government activities!

: secret government activities?

: Secret government activities? What secret government activities?

: you can just say you're at the deo

: What's the DEO?

: i can see it right now

: How? It's a skyscraper in the middle of the city.

: ha! so you are at the deo!

: How on earth do you know about it?

: i'm one of the city's superheroes of course i would know about some weird government organisation

: What about Jess?

: i'm dating pam from hr

: Honestly that explains a lot.

: I mean, are people supposed to talk about paperwork in a weirdly flirty voice?

: personally i think it's great