63 | Exposure

8:33pm

: what's up fuckers guess whose back from their honeymoon

: oh it's you

: i forgot about you

: you wound me, danvers

: it's been lovely and peaceful in national city

: anyhoo did y'all know about alex and maggie having a kid

: wait you told roulette!!! but not me??!!

: soz winslow but yeah i was on the roof when danvers announced it to little danvers

: wait what where

: do you not remember that suspicious rogue squeal of excitement

: i thought that was kara

: yeah i though that was me

: anyway i'm going to teach this kid how to throw knives

: i have a feeling alex has got that covered

: then i'll teach them parkour

: yeah my kid is not going anywhere near parkour thank you very much

: aw but what if they really want to learn how to scale a military-grade fence in five seconds with their favourite aunt!!

: no i'll be the favourite aunt! i can fly them around the city and shoot lasers out my eyes!!

: oh my god you guys we haven't even had the damn kid yet please calm your pants

: well after the announcement i slipped back inside to find my wonderful wife

: uhh speaking of, where is she

: sleeping off a terrible hangover

: How very in-character of her.

: you are correct my dear lena

: anyway a lot happened that night like, we fucked in the limo, kara exposed herself, alex and maggie are planning a baby which i think you should call it deborah, nicole carries handcuffs around even when she's off duty, one of lena's trusted employees single-handed demolished seven wine glasses...

: SO THAT'S WHERE YOU WERE I WAS LOOKING FOR YOU

: i did wHAT

: Yes, that was quite the... spectacle.

: we are not going to call our kid deborah!!!

: handcuffs are important

: well they helped in the situation!

: how did i expose myself someONE PLEASE ANSWER

: you were very hard to stop kara in fact you insisted

: wHAT DOES THAT MEAN

: i can't believe you did it in a limo

: hmm i kind of like gertrude

: our baby is not a fifty-year-old woman who has been through three divorces maggie

: a fair aspiration i think

: i'm so confused

: yeah kara like fifty people saw you...

: you even did tricks

: i did WHAT

: WHAT IN RAO'S NAME DO YOU MEAN I DID TRICKS

: yes because that's what every individual strives for in life

: i'll put it on the baby name list

: babe... i was joking

: but gertrude!!!

: what on earth someone explain

: it was quite hard, we had to handcuff you to the railing but you broke out

: lena stop laughing at your phone it's shaking the popcorn bowl

: Veronica, you've caused quite the chaos.

: it's what i was born to do

: my mother would be proud

: wait when you say expose myself do you mean in a naked way or in a supergirl way

: :)

: winn!! you let me believe i flashed someone!!

: you're welcome

: ow kara! i can't believe you flew to my apartment to smack me on my head

: that's what you deserve!!

: sweet sweet chaos

~~~A/N

Oh my my my! Is that... another update in the span of a month!!! What is this miracle I see??? For the first time ever, ladies and gents and non-binary peeps, beefmince has updated without vanishing for six months!

Lmao anyways, hope you enjoyed this dose of chaotic crack!

(Who knows how long it'll be before the next one)