Chapter 36 - Catch Me If You Can

"Manifest Soul Weapon: Justice Shards!" 

Huh, that's kind of a pretentious name. And the irony of a Knight's Soul Weapon including 'justice' in it...talk about hilarious. 

The weapon itself, on the other hand, might be a bit of a hassle to deal with. There were six floating blades around her, each about a meter long, with no handles or anything, just blades on their own. 

"What was that name, again? Justice Sharts? Makes sense, you Knights sure do love to shart all over our lives," I remarked dryly...okay, yeah, not my best line. 

"Hah-...e-er, I mean, don't you dare insult us! And it's Shards, not-...not that other word you mentioned. Don't mock me," She growled angrily. 

Uh, was it just my imagination, or did she let out a snort of laughter at first? Yeah, I'm pretty sure she did. Huh, and I thought that was a terrible joke, I regretted it almost as soon as I said it.