Ch.2
As our lovable little protagonist was in the process of not being dead any more. In the world he would soon not be dead in you could see a handsome young man sitting alone on a bench in a forest.
This particular person was 6"8, had vitiligo skin (patch surrounding right eye that continues along right side of head, and right leg up to the knee), and he had shoulder length blood red hair with the longest strands having black tips, vibrant red and violet purple eyes (Left eye is red and right purple), and razor sharp teeth. And might I add he was hot as fuck, like a perfect ass, full lips, and he was jacked but not to a gross level he was sexy as fuck is my point He was also wearing a beautiful red and black suit.
He was just calmly sitting calmly humming Csárdás (which I DONT OWN). When suddenly he stoped and the color left his eyes as his body started violently convulsing, his mouth foaming, him screaming, and could here the snaps and cracks of every bone in his body as his skin undulated, then he stoped and a light dimly shined from his mouth and eyes as what sounded like hundreds of voices overlapping bellowed "Ol capimao oi congamphlgh de salman a lansh c a gohed quansb qaal od prap c lashma teloc tabaan od g tabaan ascha ne cordziz umadea g caosg malprg olpirt ors" (guess the language and get a pot brownie). Then he went limb laying in a pool of blood. Then his chest shot up as he took in a huge breath and started violently coughing and vomiting.
"WHAT THE FUCKING HELL YOU BASTARD COULDN'T WARN ME, FUCK!?!"
[gees sorry man, also I did warn you! But that did lookpainful, I promise to warn you when that happens again, if it's any consolation I felt none of that]
" oh well I guess that's fi- wait AGAIN?!"
[yup in about 3 seconds]
Three seconds after that he started screaming and terming at his chest as flesh and muscle burned off of him until nothing but bone was left. Then his bones starting breaking and reforming making smaller bones.
After about 30 minutes he was left there panting which is weird because he is currently nothing but bones.
" hah…hah…hah…fuck…you…bitch"
[ahhh come on your just cranking cause you got no meat on your bones ha!!]
" that…was…a…real…rib…tickler…ha."
[that's the spirit, be happy after all you'll be passed out for the next one!]
"Fuck"
Robby had made a promise to him self when he turned 8 it was that when ever he goes through indescribable pain he would never fail to crack a joke.
2 hours later where their used to be a man there was now a 13 year old kid. He looked about the same except he was now 5"11 and his teeth were less sharp. He also looked around 15 and was still pretty hot.
"And here I thought I could stay an adult"
[don't be so picky at least you ain't dead anymore be great full]
"Guess your right, so this whole system thing does it work like normal"
[yeah]
"Great, system"
[ding dong guess who, it's me bitch]
1.shop
2.status
3.quests
4.inventory
"Status"
Name: Robby Callahan/Jonathan Cross
Race: catalyst
Lvl:1 (0%)
Hp: 100%
Mp:100%
Str:10
End:10
Dex:10
Int:30
Wis:30
Chr:20
(Average adult 10 each)
Skills
Ice sculpting lvl:Fuck you!
Your the single greatest ice sculptor to ever exist.
understanding and skill when working with ice up 100000%
Quirk:??? Lvl: locked (ideas please🙏)
"Alright seems pretty normal, but what's with that race, catalyst? Thought I was human?"
[dude, calling you human is a straight up lie, I mean did you really think that welding the equivalent of a cosmic nuke to your soul wouldn't change you? Also did you think all that graphic bullshit you like just went through only changed your appearance?]
"Yeah guess your right, anyway I'm currently in mha right?"
[yeah, so now that all that's out of the way let-$@&?$!@$&?€#}£%+^€%>£%£##*>£-hey man sorry but I'm going to have to ditch for a bit]
"Okay."
("=talk '=think)
Despite his playful demeanor Robby was a very cautious person, and he knew that it wasn't a good idea to question his system.
'Alright guess I should figure out who this body belonged to… actually that makes me think who was this guy? And should I go by Robby or Johnathan?'
2 seconds later
'Meh I'll just stick with Robby, I'll use John if I ever need an alias people recognizing me would just be annoying'
'On to business!'
He then walked over to the suit he was previously wearing (he is naked) and began rummaging through it.
After 2 minutes he stands up and looks at his spoils of technically not stealing.
'Alright watch, passport, phone, aha! wallet should have what I'll need I'll check the phone next'
He then opened the wallet and found an address written on a piece of paper.
'something something bullshit something fuckin hell coulda just written nothing ya know god!'
FUCK YOU! It was just a joke god man.
'Humph! Guess I'll just find one my self, jackass'
Robby then picked up his phone and opened it only to see a 17 digit password lock. Fortunately it was the same password for his old phone before he died. When he opened it their was nothing on it, like it was just purchased.
'Well that takes care of that guess I should leave I've been here for like an hour.'
So Robby picked up the over coat for his suit which was the only part not covered in blood and shit, and put it on like a blanket which wasn't very affective only covered like half his perfect ass (wink wink) he didn't really care though, after all he was a bit of a sex freak (yet again wink wink). He then took every thing else and placed it in his inventory; So having done everything he could be bothered to do he started walking in a random direction.
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Yes he's gonna get fucked in a good way
And for those asking mc is a weird mix of asexual and nymphomaniac, so he won't usually go out of his way to have sex and he is perfectly able to control himself but when push comes to shove (wink wink) he ain't gonna back down. And for anyone wondering what he is a bottom but he alternates based on need.
And yes if you couldn't tell smut (probably) cumin up (wink wink okay I'll stop) so hope you enjoyed and see ya next time byyyyyye!!