Ch.3
'FUUUUUUUUUUCK!!! How the hell haven't I found anything I've been walking for hours?!'
The truth is he has only been walking by the highway for about 20 minutes he just had a horrible attention span, it's actually kinda ironic the reason he has such a short attention span is because no matter what he did in his first life it almost never took more than 10 minutes. I mean he was literally one of the smartest people in the world by the time he turned 12, and by then he could read 700 words a minute and he already had masters in anatomy, chemistry, psychology, history, philosophy, physics, hell practically everything. He was also very horny, but lucky for him there was someone driving towards him that could alleviate his stress.
-pov ???-
(Playing "on the nature of daylight"
'Man I love this song, it's so sooth- WHAT THE FUCK!?!'
The reason for this man cutting himself off so suddenly is that he saw A SUPER HOT HALF NAKED GUY WALKING ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD! And not just any super hot half naked guy it was our darling little protagonist. Of course his first action was to pull up next to him and pick him up.
-pov omniscient narrator-
As Robby was walking he noticed light coming from behind him. So he turned around and saw a. Big black co- cough cough, car coming up behind him.
"need a ride somewhere?"
"No not really"
This was obviously not true, but Robby didn't really trust this guy.
" really? Well what's a kid like you doing wandering around alone at night in the middle of nowhere, where do you live"
'Reeeeal slick guy'
Robby was a pessimist, so it's obvious he wouldn't trust this guy immediately but he was a bit desperate. and still very horny. Also Robby had met people who tried to trick him into fucking them before so he was pretty good at telling. And he was a expert in reading body language
'Steady breathing, normal blinking rate, relaxed posture, concerned tone and expression, pity he seems clean guess I'll go anyway.
Let me remind you that Robby was a gay horny psychopath, so he would probably go with him even if he was trying to fuck him.
"I don't have anywhere to go"
"What?! That's so sad, well your free to come with me if you like"
"Thank you"
Robby then walked over and climes In the man's car and he made sure to expose as much of his body as possible.
'Oh shit oh shit oh shit, god damn he's hot wait what am I thinking he's a kid!'
' damn it he's not taking the bate'
[yo I'm back… what the fuck is happening?]
' oh hey well to answer your question I'm currently trying to get fucked'
Robby then glanced over at the tall handsome man drying the car. He had short black hair, grey eyes, a muscular build, around 6"0, and he could see parts of tattoos on his arms.
'Damn what a hottie~'
[okay wow hit the breaks please]
'What's up?'
[okay first I agree he is hot, second if you want him to fuck you just buy a skill from the shop, third top or bottom]
'I don't know how to use the shop, and I'm either or'
[what do you mean don't know how, wait a minute let me check something… fucking hell!]
'What'
[those bastards didn't finish uploading your system hold on I'll fix it…there go to the shop now]
'Shop'
[shlep]
Su:0
Search
Skills
Items
Other
'What's su?'
[system units there the system's currency, don't worry though I'll let you buy a skill for free once if you call me daddy, but only one fit for this situation no buying like a fucking black hole generation skill or some bullshit like that]
'Yes daddy~'
[hell yeah!! all right go ahead]
'Search sexual attraction related skills'
[dong]
Succubus aura (active) lvl:1
Increases feelings of sexual attraction directed at user, also anyone fucked by the user cums faster. Increase cha by 10 points ( stat increases are passive, 5 each level increased lvl:2 15 lvl:3 20 etc)
Cost:null
'I'll take this one'
[done]
'Status'
Name: Robby Callahan
Race: catalyst
Lvl: 1 (0%)
Hp:100%
Mp:100%
Str:10
End:10
Dex:10
Int:30
Wis:30
Cha:30 (succubus aura)
Skills
Ice sculpting (passive) lvl:fuck you!
Succubus aura (active) lvl:1
'Alright sweet'
"Hey kid what's your name?"
"Robby Callahan"
"Oh your American, your Japanese is pretty good"
'So I'm in Japan, good to know wait, I'm speaking Japanese?'
[oh yeah forgot to tell you since the original owner of your body lived in Japan his whole life he could speak Japanese so now you can to]
"Any way my names Aiko Tanida"
'Wait a minute that name it sounds familiar'
In Robby's first life he was quite the prominent figure in the world of crime of course very few people knew his real name. He did have three well known aliases though the first for his expertise in the arms trade Goibniu, the second was for his work as a serial killer and assassin Arawn, and lastly one for his expansive crime enterprise Lugh all of which were names of Celtic gods. Because of his connections he knew the names of every criminal from two bit muggers, to the leaders of terrorist organizations.
'Oh! Now I remember Aiko Tanida was the name of a yakuza boss in my first life! Man if This guy is still a yakuza boss I really hit the jack pot, wait that gives me an idea if I can lock this guy down then I could theoretically gain access to the yakuza's recourses'
[ding]
Quest: the beginning
Type: main
Manipulate Aiko Tanida in order to gain access to the yakuza and secure a position of power.
Time:null
Reward: quirk released
'Sweet'
"So Robby are you from Japan or are you visiting?"
"I don't know *sniff* I just woke up in the woods a-and I couldn't remember anything"
[ha!Ha!Ha! I can't believe you just fucking did that hahaha! You literally just flipped a fucking switch! That was so fucking sudden!]
'Shut the fuck up, I'm an actor I can pull it off time to turn on the ol Callahan charm activate succubus aura'
[yeahhhhh right, and I assume that the "ol Callahan charm" is succubus aura right]
'No!…Kinda'
-pov Aiko Tanida-
'Woah woah woah back up so this hot kid with a great ass, I mean look at that thing, who has no memory, and probably no family just winds up on the same road as me damn I'm lucky…wait wait wait why the hell am I acting like this all of a sudden, and what's that smell it smells like…cherries?'
"Can you please help me big brother~ Im tired and I don't know where I am"
Robby said flaunting his ass and pouting his lips while his eyes watered and he gave some serious puppy dog eyes.
"S-s-sure just wait till we get to my house so you can sleep"
As He said this he was entranced by his eyes…and ass, and when he noticed that he was hard as a rock, he started to actually worry that he would end up fucking this kid, but would that really be that bad?
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Boy oh boy, hey what ya think pretty sure I'm getting the hang of this writing shit. Listen I know that I said this last chapter but I promise smut in the next chapter for realls this time.