Pussy Destroyer

By the time Hazel, followed by a dozen of his men, reached the front lines, the entire area was already thoroughly dyed with blood. The soldiers protecting this high value facility were by no means weak. Among them were even those with enough strength to join the Imperial Guards.

But this...

"How did this happen?!"

In the hall of this underground facility hidden in the F-rank Dungeon, at the only point where light could shine in from the outside, there is an entire mountain of corpses.

All of them bore only a single wound which is a hole around their bodies.

Whoever killed them is someone using a different weapon.

"It was you bastards!"

The target of Hazel's glare is a pair of individuals wearing odd clothings, and there were only two of them. 

"Oh, hi there! Such fine weather today, ey?"

"Who is this Jesus Christ knock-off?"

Squinting his eyes, Hazel noticed the tags on the two, confirming they are Adventurers.

"So you're indeed from the guild. Guess my brother indeed tracked me down." Muttering Hazel while suppressing his anger.

'However, based on their magic aura they are just advanced stage Rank-3 experts. But the question is how the hell did they wipe out half of my forces easily even though some of them have the same level as these idiots?' Hazel thought.

The two of them have enough strength to rival his strongest men, but somehow they easily beat them. He has absolutely no clue how that happened?

For a moment, the one with the green shirt answered, "For your question? We are the motherfuckin' members of Team 6 bitch!"

"Yeah! And I... am the King of Rome that will crucify your ass!" The other one said. "Never knew you bandits could hide in a dungeon like pests."

"Oh please, comparing to bandits, they had terrible and cheap gears to hide themselves in a dungeon from a huge organization like the Guild, don't compare it to us you fucking bastards."

'Tch, to think my brother is confident enough to take me down with just two F-rank Adventurers? They are more like a pair of retards!'

He doesn't know how they track him down when this base is almost undetectable by any high tier tracking magic, even though there is counter surveillance magic all over the mountain and dozens of Rank 2 to 3 experts taking out any intruders that went near his base. But to think they could find it means a mole is amongst his men, leaking their location to the Guildmaster, his brother.

That leak can never be forgiven.

Killing these two idiots to plug the leak is not gonna work but could take them out so he can get out in time.

Secondly his at the peak-stage Rank 4 Intermediate Realm, just one step towards Master Realm.

In that case, what Hazel must do is to eliminate these idiots. He must immediately leave before more of the Guild's forces get here and warn Headquarters about their existence is about to be discovered.

Therefore, Hazel engages, "『Predator's Strike』

"Aaahhhhhhh!" 

Hazel rushes towards the two at neck breaking speed, by using his skill, he rushes towards the two at an even greater speed.

"Oh shit!" Terroriser eyes widened in surprise, seeing the person went at the speed that caught off guard.

He tries to counter, but his body is too slow, causing the man to bash at Brian off.

On the ground, Terroriser tries to get up but only for Hazel to grab his head between his two hands.

"Played college ball, ya know," Says Hazel, "At some cushy Ivy League school!" 

*Bam!*

In the next second, Hazel head bumped Brian before giving him a powerful punch on the face, knocking him down.

"Rah!"

Hazel tries to do an uppercut, but with his reflexes, Terroriser maneuvered from the attack before bringing out his ARMS Casull and shot several rounds at him.

*Bang!* *Bang!* *Bang!*

To Terroriser's annoyance, the rounds simply bounced off from the man's naked arms, surprisingly unscatched from each round he took.

After blocking the bullets, Terroriser tries to shoot his 6th round but Hazel locks his hands, preventing him from shooting before giving him a huge fist.

Using his advanced cybernetic eyes to catch his movement speed, Terroriser dodges several of his fists. However, Hazel manages to grab Brian's neck and lift him up.

"Try the University in the Republic of Aetlrus!" Says Hazel, "Could've gone pro if I hadn't joined the Republican Army!"

Watching the scene unfold, Nogla and Hazel's men could do nothing but only watch the fight in entertainment.

"You know, I'm not one of those beltway pansies!" Says Hazel while holding the struggling Terroriser, "I could break an early stage Rank-5 King in two... with my bare hands!"

"For Christ sake, man. Can you atleast stop with the MGR: Rising Revengeance references and stealing Armstrong's lines! It's getting underrated in this stor—!"

"Yeet!"

Cutting his words off, Hazel yeeted Terroriser as he flew through the air.

"Ahhhhh!"

But Hazel does not stop.

As Terroriser was reaching to the ground, Hazel light kicked the terminator, launching him to the other side of the hall, breaking the wall then onto a room.

"Don't fuck with this Viscount!"

Seeing such a performance, multiple claps reverberated around the surroundings as his men cheered and applauded him.

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"Everybody, subdue the other one, I'll deal with the other." Hazel ordered his men, pointing at Nogla before heading towards the hole on the concrete wall, where Terroriser was launched at.

"Yes sir!" His men shouted in unison.

As their leader left their sights, they headed towards Nogla who was just simply standing there.

"Hello there, young man, while our boss is having a talk with your friend there, how would you like to surrender in peace before we fuck you up." Says the one in the middle.

His words made the others behind him raise their weapons, both magical or not.

Determining that their intention is to subdue him for interrogation's sake instead of to kill, Nogla laughs.

"Seems that continuing this any longer would be a mere waste of time." Says Nogla before adding, "Welp, time to lick some ass, boys!"

Looking at Nogla weirdly, one of Hazel's men corrected, "You mean it's time to kick some ass?"

"They are the same thing."

Kneeling down while pressing something in mid air which looks so weird for the people around him, Nogla smiles... then placed down a shulker box.

"Hey, what are you d-... what?!"

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Abruptly, Nogla brought out a huge object out of the box, revealing it to be a green horse size bazooka with a huge sticker that says "My Dick".

"Oh yeah! Getting hard to lift up from this motherfucker!"

Seeing this, none of the people felt any trace of magic in there, which they think is weak. However, some of their instincts say danger is incoming.

"!!!"

Before any of them could react, Nogla presses the trigger and a huge pink rocket with another sticker says "Pussy Destroyer" flying through the air at blistering speed.

*Ka-boom!*

In the next instant, a violent explosion reverberated throughout the halls, shaking the underground facility.

In shock, some of Hazel's men managed to avoid it but many weren't able to avoid its blast radius, either getting injured, utterly obliterated, or burned to crisp.