Disgrace

So I've been playing this shitty dating game along with my friend. Why is it shitty? Well, none of the damn endings are happy! You're destined to get a sad ending no matter what choices you make.

But for some reason, we couldn't stop ourselves from talking about it or searching for some other ending.

Ah... but I guess it doesn't matter since both of us died saving some random people we never met.

...Wait, why did I reincarnate into the villain of the shitty dating game? And my friend reincarnated as the hero?

Is this... a good thing?

Fuck, Nathan why are you beating yourself up? We need to make a real plan here!

My Friend and I Reincarnated Into a Tragedy Dating Game

Cedric took a deep breath before turning around. He looked quite annoyed.

"What am I supposed to take this as?"

"Exactly as it looks like, Lord Cedric. I am holding up your daughter for ransom. Frankly, even the layman can tell that this kingdom is being targeted for God knows what and I have no intention of involving myself more than I have to. But before I get out of here, it's never a bad thing to have some extra money."

Making sure my words were spoken slowly and deliberately, my mind whirled as I tried to figure out the best way to force him over the edge. I couldn't ask for too ridiculous an amount, otherwise that would essentially blow my cover, showing that I wasn't serious about this at all.