Why Not?

Ivy, Meredith, and Cristina stand, watching the interns, "Just look at them. They're so...fresh and shiny."

"Laughing, talking. It's pathetic," Ivy says.

"They're pathetic," Cristina agrees.

Meredith shakes her head, "I can't believe we used to be them."

Ivy disagrees, "I never was. I had to much to prove as an intern. Come on."

She leads them around the lockers and pops out when she hears, "Are they still out there?"

"Rounds are in five minutes. Don't be late," Ivy warns before heading to the pit.

Meredith laughs, "Nice job. You have too much fun torturing them."

Ivy nods, "Yes, but it is a lot of fun. Back me up, Cristina."

"Shes right. It's fun," Cristina smirks.

○○○○

Ivy stands in the pit as she sees Brooks staring off, "What are you doing?"

"Oh. Uh, I'm sorry. I was... I was just-" she tries to explain.

"Never mind. I don't really care. Go see if Dr. Grey needs you," Ivy tells her, going back to talking with Webber and Callie.

She hears yelling, "I think we killed bigfoot."

Webber looks up from besides Ivy, "Bigfoot?"

"Yeah. I was just having a go at some whitetails, and I heard this scream," the guy in orange tells.

"You shot someone?" Brooks asks.

"I-I didn't see him. I swear. It just happened so fast, and then I saw this thing coming at me, like-like a monster."

Ivy questions, "Did you shoot him again?"

He admits, "I may have fired a warning shot."

The other guy adds, "And I was just headed into town and it jumped into the road. I tried to swerve, but-"

Bailey asks, "Wait. You shot bigfoot?"

"And then you ran him over?" Meredith continues.

"Yes."

Webber looks around, "Well, where's Bigfoot now exactly?"

Suddenly, something sits up and screams, startling everyone. Ivy let's out a little shriek.

○○○○

They get him into a trauma room and begin trying to remove the disguise that's on him.

"Guys crazy, wearing this thing. It's like he wanted to get shot," one of the men said.

"Brooks, get over here and help with the cutting," Ivy commands the intern.

She does so and then the man shoots up, groaning in pain, "Did you cut him?"

The man answers, "Don't cut my Ghillie suit."

"His what?"

"Its army issue. Best damn camouflage there is," the patient tells them.

The shooter argues, "Yeah, for war. Not hunting dear.we wear orange coats for a reason."

Ivy interrupts, "Oh, I got it. I got it," she rips open the suit.

A pager then starts going off, "Dr. Shepherd. It's yours. There's a trauma coming in: car crash. Single patient."

"Okay, um, Torres can take over for me. Page Hunt and tell him to meet me in trauma room two," Ivy tells the nurse, taking off her gloves.

Jackson comes in as Ivy is leaving. He quickly kisses her head as she passes by.

○○○○

Ivy stands over her patient, trying to fix the patients liver as her phone rings, "Dr. Shepherd, it's a Lizzie Shepherd."

"Liz? Okay, put it to my ear. Hey, Liz, look-" Ivy starts.

? " Liz

Ivy feels her eyebrows scrunch in confusion, "What are you talking about? I've been told their using a nerve from a cadaver."

"Liz, I'm in the middle of surgery. Have been for the past five hours. I have no idea what's going on outside of this O.R., now, the nurse is going to hang up and I'm going to focus on my surgery. Talk to you later," Ivy nods to the nurse to hang up.

Only five minutes go by before her phone rings again, "Dr. Shepherd, it's a Katie Shepherd."

Ivy nods, "Hey, Katie."

"Just like I've told you, it's Katie from me. Now, what's up?" Ivy questions.

Ivys head falls back, "Katie, I'm in the middle of a surgery. Can you yell at me a bit later. Right now, I need to focus on saving my patient."

She nods to the nurse to hang up, "If a Nancy or Amy Shepherd calls, send them straight to voice mail. Actually, just turn my phone off. They can yell at me a different day."

○○○○

Ivy makes her way down a hall and hears Brooks voice, "I'm making phone calls."

"Brooks!" Ivy yells, causing each intern to freeze.

She walks up to them and steals the coffee from their hands, "Are you the one calling my sisters?"