Chapter 2
Katsuki Bakugou was never a fan of gossip, but of course, his friends were (besides from Shitty Hair, he was chill).
Alien Bitch, Dunce Face, Flex Tape, Shitty Hair, Ears, and Katsuki were all sitting and chatting amongst themselves during lunch when the walking grape intruded.
"You wouldn't believe the juithy gothip I overheard," The Grape said with his usual lisp.
"Ew, we don't wanna know what INCREDIBLY PERSONAL things you overheard two 'sexy babes' talking about, now go away." Alien Bitch replied with disgust evident in her tone and on her face.
Dunce Face let out a small chuckle before getting slapped in the back of the head by Flex Tape. (That's a lot of damage)
"I'm theriouth- it'th nothing like that!" The Grape defended himself.
"Yeah? Then what is it?" Alien Bitch asked, raising one of her eyebrows.
Ears covered her… well, ears, not wanting to hear whatever perverted thing that the grape had to say.
"S'tho, I overheard Todoroki talking to Uraraka, right, well I thought he wath gonna athk her out and I make it my bithiness to know which girlth are taken and which oneth aren't." He explained.
"Yeah? What does that have to do with anything?" Alien Bitch asked, crossing her arms.
"I'm getting there- you guyth know he was dithowned, right?"
Everybody nodded, including Ears who had started to listen, except Katsuki who was rather disinterested.
"Well, I found out he wath dithowned becauthe he came out to hith dad on accident."
"Came out-? … OH." Flex Tape widened his eyes in surprise, "Todoroki's gay?!"
Dunce Face seemed quite surprised, Shitty Hair looked sympathetic, and Ears seemed like she already knew.
"So what? We all know Bakugou's gay, that doesn't change anything." Ears pointed out.
"Well yeah, that's because he's Bakugou." Dunce Face replied.
"WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN, DURACELL?" Katsuki yelled, slamming his explosive palm on Dunce Face's empty lunch tray.
"Nothing!" He squeaked out in response.
Alien Bitch, however, was still in shock, until she stood with her hands planted on the cafeteria table. They all looked at her in confusion.
"TODOROKI'S GAY?! THE HOTTEST GUY IN OUR CLASS IS GAY?" She finally yelled, in a mix of surprise and despair.
Most of the cafeteria looked at her in surprise, silenced.
"Yeah? What of it? You like what you like, Alien Bitch." Katsuki asked.
She frowned at Katsuki's choice of nickname, "That means I don't have a chance with him." she said, her frown intensifying.
"I don't think you ever did." Katsuki scoffed.
The Grape had walked off at this point, probably to spread the word.
Alien Bitch looked ready to punch him until Shitty Hair stepped in.
"Okay, that's enough you two. Mina, don't punch my best friend, Bakubro, don't punch my girlfriend. Please." He chuckled from between the two.
Katsuki sighed, settling back down. He didn't know what to do with this new information. He wasn't the only gay kid in class 1-A anymore.
Alien Bitch immediately switched from a bummed expression to one of excitement, "What if you and Todoroki dated, Bakubabe!?" she said with a wide smile.
"No." Katsuki replied, why would he date Icy-Hot?
"Bu-" Alien Bitch tried to defend before being cut off.
"NO." Katsuki said, "And that's FINAL."
…
In truth, Katsuki did feel bad for Icy-Hot because of the fact everybody knew now. Thanks to Alien Bitch screaming about it during lunch, the whole school would know.
Katsuki had the luxury of only his friend group, his teachers, and shitty Deku knowing.
He wanted to provide Icy-Hot some comfort but he didn't know how.
As his friend's conversation droned on without him, he noticed Icy-Hot entering the cafeteria and immediately being stared down by everybody. They still had twenty or so more minutes of lunch though so he paid it no mind until he heard a small commotion from the lunch lines.