The Colour Green

"Disappointing. I thought someone promised me a birthday suit..." AJ commented as he entered the room and saw his fiance lounging on the couch. 

"I changed my mind. So, how was your chat with your girlfriend?"

"Ex-girlfriend." AJ corrected.

"Whatever!" After glancing at him, Amy returned to her phone, scrolling through the many videos she enjoyed. 

"I like the colour green on you."

Amy glanced up at him and then down at her t-shirt and shorts which were distinctly yellow in colour...

"You are so dazzled by your girlfriend that you cannot see properly?"

"Ex-girlfriend. And no, if she was that dazzling, she would not have been an ex."

Discarding his jacket onto the back of the couch, AJ walked closer to Amy, intent on teasing her.