The Bachelor Party

"Ladies and Gentlemen! Raise your glasses high! We are here to celebrate the bachelor and bachelorette party of my best friends and partners in crime- AJ and Amy. Before we start, let me tell you that I am not going to give a speech on the wedding day so you won't have to be bored twice."

"AJ and I have been through thick and thin together, and while I would trust him with my life, this man is the most infuriating to be with when it comes to handling things! He is way too calm. Reassuring at times but mostly an annoying trait to have on a best friend. But I can only say one thing, we've shared secrets, adventures, and more embarrassing moments than we care to admit."