Chapter 31

EVELYN DE LUCA

“Nah,” I grumbled, squinting at the dress Angelina held up. It was fire- red, tight enough to suffocate me, and short enough to make me paranoid. I won’t be able to kick someone in the nuts without flashing my underwear to the world.



Absolute no. I am so possessive about my underwear. 



“When you weren’t going to pick any of my choices, why the fuck did you even ask for help?” Angelina growled, tossing the dress back on the rack with a dramatic flair. 



It is just three days until the Mafia Ball. Instead of going with all the hyperactive, overprotective testosterone of the house, me and Angelina sneak out on our own shopping spree. 



Well, she is shopping. I am perfectly content slouching on a couch and pretending to help. 



Nasty witch— my inner bitch sneered, popping her head up like she’d been napping for days. 



Oh great, you’re back. Where the fuck have you been, bitch? Taking a mental health break?