Raven_paw123

I grabbed my bag and walked out with Buneary hopping behind me. I'm a collector of human things as you can see, whether it be a dropping that the human didn't pick up, or a raid at a Pokemon trainer's camp. Just...like...this one. "Look at this shelter. It looks like an Abomasnow attacked. Oh Buneary, look at this! I think these humans were collectors too! Look at all these...Pokemon...heads?" No, no, no! This was a Pokemon hunter! "Mother Eevee," Buneary called. I turned towards Buneary, who's ears were turning every which way. "What's that crying sound," she asked. Hm. So I'm not hearing things then. I put my bag down and begin searching around. "You search too, Buneary." "Okay." Buneary and I looked, well I looked in every place around the camp. Honestly Buneary, do you have to look at every bush you see? Unfortunately all I could see were Pokemon heads and skins. The noise. It was somewhere around here.

Raised by Eevee

Eevee places jewelry all over herself. Shinx stares with a confused look.


Iris: No no. Shinx is right. Shinx is right. You-


Artemis: NO NO. YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE TALKING RIGHT NOW!


Iris: NEITHER ARE YOU! YOU'RE JUST A CHILD!


Buneary: Can I please text one person without listening to someone yell?


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Eevee: Be careful Buneary. Anything in here could be a trap.


The fake corpse jerks up, making Eevee jump. Eevee tries to process for a few seconds before hesitating to paw at the fake corpse. It drops. Eevee glares at the studio.


Eevee: Whoever did this I want them fired.


Zoroark presses her face against the window with her tongue sticking out. Lucario is running, trying to catch up with everyone. He suddenly pauses in his tracks and walks back to see Zoroark who was wiping her tongue. 


Olivia: Ew! Why did you licked the window?


Lucario: Of course the window tastes disgusting. It's made of sand!


Brooke: How do you know it's not made of glass?


Umbreon: So what happened to all the shards that got in my paw?


Zeraora: It entered into our bodies. O_O


Umbreon screams. Lucario palms his face and slowly shakes his head.


Coral sits at the desk, humming the Pokémon intro. Patiently waiting for the next customer.


Ren: Did you know that if you switch to geico--


Buneary: Mother Eevee, look! It's a human child!


Buneary: Can we take it home? PLEEEEEASE?


Eevee: Buneary, you know what Charizard will say!


Buneary: He won't say anything. And besides, it's so cute!


Buneary: This reminds me of Ice Age for some reason.


Zoroark sits on the floor as she drinks a bottle of water.


Zeraora: Oh, hi Zoroark! Nice day outside, eh?


Zeraora: Did I ever tell you about my first summer vacation?


Zoroark: No. I'd love to hear about it though.


Zeraora leans and continues to look at the wall.


Lucario walks in to see Zeraora talking to a wall.


Lucario: uh zeraora... thats a wall... wait are you actually blind!?


Zeraora: uhm yes... did you no know this!?


Lucario: no i didn't i thought you were just acting that way for the show...


Umbreon: sucks to be you, late to the party like always.


Lucario headbutts the fake wall accidentally making it collapse


Bloopers Part One (Because Yes)