Chapter 6

I'm going to have to lay low for a while because if I'm counted as a serial killer then the police definitely won't let me go. So while I'm laying low I'm going to make lamps out of human skin! Believe it or not I'm pretty good at crafts. Totally off subject but you know who I really look up to? Ted Bundy. One of those names that is practically synonymous with "serial killer" and "psychopath." He was known to be very sly and charming, which was the shiny veneer he used to lure his many victims. Well anyway i had laid low for a few days probably not a lot of time but you know. So I disguised myself as a homeless person asking for money. Then I saw my selected target. I told them that someone had killed my friend and if they could call the police. They fell for it so I led them to the "scene of the crime" and put them in a bag big enough to fit a human in. I took them to my house and put them in chains. "Wha-what are you doing!?" The victim screamed. "Hmm?" I'm guessing they asked that because i had a big pot full of boiling water or maybe because i had just kidnapped them. "I'm going to torture you of course," i said with a smile on my face. Well the next method of torturing is going to be the boiling method. Where I sink the victim into boiling water which will slowly but painfully kill them. It's not a commonly used method of torturing though.

Of course though I can't have them die now, what would be the point? So after they were almost dead I let them sit for a little bit to heal. Aren't I so nice? Next is the tub method! People say it's an absolute terrible way to die. So for preparation I put their head in water and painted their face with honey and milk. That will attract flies thus killing them by being eaten alive. Fun right? So then I watched the victim for a little bit, got bored and then started coming up with a new plan for the next victim. I had gotten the victim, fast, I know, you don't have to tell me. Next was to try out this torturing method which is called heretics fork method. Basically it consists of two forks set against each other that penetrate the flesh under the chin in one end and the top part of the chest in the other.

"UGGGHHHH!! HELP ME SOMEONE!!" The victim screamed, it was so pleasant to the ears. Or at least my ears. While they were screaming in pain I pulled out a large pair of instruments that looked like a large pair of scissors. It's called the tongue tearer. It's designed in a way to make the victim instantly feel pain in seconds. The name itself is self explanatory, you cut off the tongue of the victim. And a lot of screams later- the victim is dead.

Well it looks like i have to sign off. It's time to conclude my story telling of how my life is like.