DANCE MONKEY!

"50 Valis a cart, 10 valis a person, and 100 for the slave girl in the wagon your 90 valis shy." The guard says to Altina, who immediately gets angry.

"There is no slave girl. Watch your tongue." The guard gives her a weird look.

"Never seen a free woman walk around with just a chest wrap shorts and sandals in the middle of the desert. Looks like a slave to me, so ill need that 90 valis or she isn't getting in." the man grins smugly.

"So they have slavery here, Aziz, didn't take you for the type." I look at him, waggling my eyebrows.

"slaves are a status symbol here in the desert as well as in the empire. They are not quite as common in other parts."

"guess ill go stretch my legs."

"You dare Call a Goddess a slave not once or twice but again and again and again. Do you have no shame?" Altina shouts at the guard.

While they are arguing, I have the urge to do this in true monkey king fashion. So I follow my new instincts and walk right past the guards without them noticing while nabbing their coin purses. Next, I climb up the wall, pull out an apple from my pouch, and eat it while lying on the wall enjoying the show. Truly pleasurable, I flick a small rack from the ledge, hitting one of the guards on their helmets.

Everyone pauses as they look up the wall seeing me casually munching on my favorite fruit. Oh, this one is done guess ill toss the core. Casually dropping the core, it splats in the obnoxious guard's face. Using his body as a gauge, you can see his anger rise from his feet all the way to the top of his head as steam starts coming out.

"Good Job, Mortal. I have learned greatly from you, one must never waste food. Thank you for finishing off my leftover scraps while providing me with entertainment. Since you're so kind as a reward for your trouble, I might give you the rest." I smirk, taking out a couple apple cores from the trip and tossing them one after the other right in his face.

Everyone is still stunned. I can't blame them. Not often do you see a beauty of my caliber? I need to add conceited and narcissistic to the list of traits that don't fit. I give a wink to Altina and then smirk at the rest before giving a salute.

"Until next time, children," I say while jumping into town from the top of the wall. Landing in an alleyway, I remember Aziz saying they would be staying in the northern side of the city.

"CAPTURE THE INTRUDER!" I hear a shout next to me and turn to see a bunch of guards rushing my way. Please, who can capture the monkey king well, queen.

"Joy, we are playing capture the monkey are we, I have to tell you that I have never lost such a game." I jump back and forth across the buildings, making my way toward a roof. Once out of sight, I undo my transformation and start to monkey around a bit. Haha.

Ohh, a nice-sized stick don't mind if I do. Thwack, Thwack, Thwack.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH."

Sweet, Sweet Music. Oh, this is a good idea. She did say it was a wish-fulfillment story, right. Hehe

I jump down, bouncing between the ledges. Heading for a trading square. No sooner have I landed than guards rush to the square. A few adventurers grab their weapons like they are ready to fight.

"You children shouldn't draw your weapons on a goddess. Those guards insulted me. I'm merely playing with them for compensation. Besides, no damage has been done by me, at least."I say while staring at a woman with a stronger aura than the others, obviously a tier three warrior.

"Don't get carried away, she replies before returning to her shopping which causes the other adventurers to make way.

About 20 guards file in and surround me in the square. Swords and spears point at me from various directions.

"Give Up Slave. If you surrender, now we won't execute you." That same idiot from before.

"ok, I have had enough of this idiotic moron. If I don't beat you till even your mother can't recognize you, I won't be Sun Wukong anymore. The rest of you better step back. This Goddess doesn't mind causing a massacre if one more person dares call me a slave." I hear the rest start to mumble to each other, unsure what to do.

"YOU DAMNED SL…"THWACK.

Blood and teeth fly across the grounds. I have had enough. I don't think I have even been truly mad before, but this blatant disrespect makes me want to pull his entrails out and string the city with them.

A pressure descends on the entire area, completely unknown to myself. The smell of blood permeates the area as the guards start pouring out sweat, and the few remaining adventurers place their hands on their weapons.

"For your first punishment, you shall dance to amuse this Goddess. Now Dance Monkey, Dance for me!" I start singing as I start wacking the guard causing him to flail around and making him look like he is dancing. As I take out my grievances on the moronic mass of flesh, my bloodlust slowly dissipates. The adventurers seem to be amused, while the guards look embarrassed.

Having finally fully vented my anger, the moron lies on the ground pig faced with broken legs and wrists. He is now toothless, just as a fool should be. Resting the stick across my shoulders, I let out a sigh of relief.

"Goddess!" I hear from the corner, just in time to see Altina and Celene rush over.

"Girls, just in time, Let's go get a bath. I worked up quite the sweat," I say, transforming back and losing the fur on my arms, legs, and sideburns.