BATH!!!

"Bath, Bath…Bath, Bath, Bath,.. Bath, Bath,.. Bath, Bath, Bath,.. Bath, Bath,… Bath, Bath, Bath,.. let's get our scrub on." Here I am, singing in the lobby of a nice bathhouse while being stared at by the other patrons for my antics.

Can you blame me? They actually have a hot springs open-air bath. As a former western Otaku, how can I not be excited? Also, I was a hot tub and sauna enthusiast in my first life.

"Goddess seems really happy." Celene smiles at me while Altina and Starla are paying and grabbing the soap and other supplies.

"Well, it's been 5 billion years since I had a proper bath. You would be excited too." This instantly causes many to make a gap around me. It's not like I stink, OK. I raised my arm to sniff, and yep, just as I thought, there was no odor. Guess it's a divinity thing or a cultivation thing. I did lose a lot of impurities with that first breakthrough.

"Goddess, ladies shouldn't talk like that."

"nonsense, the only thing I need to worry about is attracting a couple of beauties to build a proper harem."

"Wha. Wha. What a harem."

"Oh, Interested, are you?"I wink and lean in closer till our noses are just about to touch. This causes Celene to blush furiously and jump back.

"Stop teasing her, you old hag. It's time to enter," Altina shouts over, clearly tired of me teasing them.

Next thing I know, I'm somehow mounted on top of Altina."What did you call me." I ask, a strange glint in my eye.

"I Said Big sister, didn't I, Celene." She says timidly,

"yes, we all heard, big sister." They repeat, nodding their heads.

"ah, must have had something stuck in my ears. Let's go, girls Im scrubbing your backs as a reward, hahaha." I say with my hands on my hips, laughing like a b rank villain. As I grab their arms, dragging them to the men's side out of habit.

"Goddess, that's the WRONG ONE AHHHH," Celene shouts as we appear in the men's changing room. It didn't hit me at first until Altina Smacked my head.

"Such bold Women, We Don't mind, right Fellas." One of the naked adventurers says, body on full display before us. Not to be outdone.

"Sorry, Fellas. These little chicks seem to need more time before they are ready for co-ed. Mr. Cocky should train for a few more years first. That third leg seems a bit crippled. Remember, friend, you should never skip leg day." I say very sagely with my hand on his shoulder, looking him in the eyes like an elder brother giving advice.

While his jaw was dropped low enough you could park a car in it, I swiftly turned around before dragging the girls back out. To which Altina abruptly rushes, pulling us along to the woman's side. No sooner do we enter that we hear the men's side go into an uproar.

"Jones, that's what you get for opening your mouth. HAHA, don't forget to train that leg of yours a few more years before swaggering around." This, of course, is followed by uproarious laughter.

"Sorry, Jones, May your soul find peace with the Buddha by abstaining for the rest of your days."

"Goddess, what's a Buddha," Starla Asks.

"It's a big guy who obtained enlightenment. I just feel mr. Jones will Need the comfort after the dry spell he is about to have."

"Why would he use a dry spell when he already dried off," Celene Asks, head tilted in confusion.

"Oh, Bless your heart, you sweet summer child," I reply reflexively.

"Stop teaching the mascot weird things Goddess, and get undressed already."

OK, I guess this is the awkward part. I don't mind being seen naked, but being surrounded by nude beauties is another thing altogether. Alright, suck it up, buttercup, let's do this.

"can one of you get the chest wrap? I'll take care of the rest." I ask while making a face like I am helpless.

"Sure," the Stern Mage Starla says, happy to help.

I'm a freaking genius. I've always wanted to be undressed by a Beauty like this. Oh, the joy. I wonder how many of those goddesses I could play with over in the Dungeon city.

"Raise your arms."

"Like this," I say, raising my arms straight up while she looks for the tucked-in part. A few tugs here and there, and the next thing I know, the wrap is just falling right off, loosening up the pressure on my chest. While the pressure relief is enough to make me sigh, the sudden change in weight distribution is not so much. Damn, I got a decent rack. I would say it has gotta be a d cup uncompressed.

Kicking my sandals off into the air, they land perfectly in the basket. I dropped the pants. Honestly, I was curious about what type of undies I got from the fate goddess. Apparently, Boy shorts for the win. Black with red lace at the bottom. Damned girly lace, but it could have been worse.

Putting everything in a cubby-like bin, I walk right into the bath with no covering. I honestly couldn't care. I should be checking the girls out or admiring the scenery, but with a one-track mind of a crazy mad scientist, I only had one thought. I need to be clean now. Shortly there, after I've scrubbed, suds up, scrubbed, and rinsed. I found the hot soaking tub slid in up to my ears and breathed out the biggest sigh as all my muscles relaxed. Nothing in the world at this moment could be better.

"You seem happy," I look over to find the other girls just getting in.

"This is my nirvana. Even with so many naked beauties, I couldn't care less before the joy of mr. steamy the hot tub." I reply with drunken-looking eyes. Oh, how I wish I had an excellent mead to sip on right now. When this is over, I should procure some brewing equipment. I wonder if the glassmakers could build a good carboy or if ill have to go ancient pot style.

I have fulfilled every man's dream of soaking comfortably in a hot bath surrounded by beauties. Even if I die again, I could be satisfied with my accomplishments.