Kidnapping

Leo tipsy left the party. He threw away a pack of cigarettes on the way, so that John Sr. would not scold him.

Suddenly, two Latinos with machetes pushed him into a limousine.

"I didn't book a limousine!" exclaimed Leo but they put a gag in his mouth.

Leo mooed, indicating that he wanted to say something.

They got the gag out, "What?"

"I didn't order a limousine, I ordered a case of beer!" Leo tried to explain to them.

They put the gag back in and blindfolded him.

The limousine went to the airport.