Walking In L.A.

The helicopter barely made it to land and fell in a garbage dump on the edge of a big city.

Shushert walked in amazement through the brightly lit streets lined with skyscrapers. He talked to African Americans about the virtues of beer.

Suddenly he saw an recruiting center ad "Enlist in the U.S. Army! Free beer unlimited!"

"I'm in," he thought, "and I will drink beer by the way."

But when he just entered the office, he was cut bald, dressed in khaki, he was taken to the airport and kicked into a military transport aircraft.