Smart Ralph

"Ouch my leg." He stated, holding his leg, and she walked to him. He was holding his leg and looking at her with pitiful eyes.

"What happened to your leg, not like I care." She said, avoiding his gaze.

"Nothing," he mumbled as he back hugged her, and Lucinda's eyes light up as he sniffed her body and inhaled her scent.

"What-what are you doing?" she stuttered.

"Giving you a friendly hug." He replied, breathing on her neck, standing there with Lucinda in his arms. Ralph started having butterflies in his tummy.

She pulled away from the hug and turned to look at him with her face bright red.

"Deacon said you should go and see him." She informed him, avoiding his gaze.

"I will, so where are you going after this?" he inquired, his eyebrows slightly raised.

"I am going home." She replied bluntly.

"How about you come with me to see, Deacon and let's talk about a plan to get rid of Barbie before she murders any of our loved ones again." Ralph remarked, and Lucinda nodded in agreement, and Ralph started walking to the road.

"Where is your car?" Lucinda asked, looking around.

"I didn’t bring it." Ralph replied, stroking his hair shyly.

"I wanted to ask you something, when did you put your lawyers phone number in my phone?" she asked and he chuckled.

"His number is not on your phone, that was just an act and he bought it." Ralph remarked, and Lucinda opened her mouth wide in surprise.

"Close your mouth you don’t want insects to fly in there do you?" he inquired, bringing her back to reality.

"You are so smart." she remarked.

"And you too, you will have to pay our taxi fare I have no money on me and I stink, I haven’t bathed since yesterday." He mumbled and she began sniffing her hand.

"What’s wrong?" he inquired.

"And you use your filthy hand to hold me." She said, lifting her upper lip in disgust.

"Stop overreacting if I didn’t tell you, will you know." he said, stopping a taxi. They both tried to enter the taxi and realized there was only one seat.

Ralph walked into the taxi with his door still open and the other passenger by his side.

"Go without me, I will catch up with you." She beamed and he stretched his hand to her.

"You are coming with me."  He said, and she refused to take his hand. He grabbed her hand and pulled her into the taxi, locking the door.

She was sitting on his lap. It was too intense and too close. Lucinda closed her eyes.

"My queen, you are having fun with the human without me, I told you he was interested in you." Lucifer grinned.

"What if he is interested in me? He hasn’t asked me out, so your plan won’t work." She replied and felt soft hands around her waist. She slowly opened her eyes and sighted Ralph's hands wrapped around her waist.