Learning to be Lucinda

"What did you just say?" Medusa asked rudely.

"Nothing." Ralph replied. Looking up at her.

"Where did you go? I won’t repeat myself again thank goodness I didn’t go out looking for you." She stated, glaring at him.

"So you didn’t go out to look for me." Ralph asked.

"Why should i? You are a grown woman and you have started taking me for granted since you started going out with that human." She said.

"What do you mean, human? He is my boss." Ralph replied, confused. He didn’t know why she addressed him as a human.

"I don’t care, I want to tell you the new house rules." Medusa said, putting one leg on the bed and her dress lift up to her thigh. Ralph looked down and saw her purple panties. He looked up immediately.

"What rules?" Ralph asked with his head held high.

"Firstly, after you close from work at precisely 8:00 pm, I want to see you at home before 9. If not, I will lock you outside and you will have to go and stay wherever you want." She said.

"You can’t do that to me, I am a girl, you can’t simply lock me outside." Ralph.

"I will if you try me." She said, glaring at him.

"This is not far, what if I am cut up in traffic." He added.

"I don’t care, I will still lock you outside." She said, walking towards the kitchen.

"Lucinda’s elder sister is a bitch." Ralph muttered and turned in the direction of the kitchen.

"What is there to eat, big sis!!" Ralph yelled.               

"Nothing, my queen, order something." She replied.

"My queen? Is that a nickname? What ever, what do I know? " Ralph said and looked around the room. He found the land phone and walked to it.

He took the phone and put it in his ear. and dialed the last number on the phone. 

"This is room service, how may I help you?"

"Is this house some kind of a hotel?" he muttered to himself, stroking his chin.

"Hello! Hello." The person called out to Ralph bringing him back to reality.

"Hello, I need two mini sized pizza, and one coca cola." Ralph ordered starring at his finger.

"I will get it right a way." The waiter said and hung up.

Ralph sat on the couch close to the table and cross his leg on top the table waiting for the waiter to come when he heard a knock on the door.

"Come in, it’s not locked." He beamed.

The waiter opened the door and came in with the things he ordered, dropped them on the table and stood looking at him.

Ralph wanted to put his hand in his pocket and his hands slide down he realized that he was wearing a dress.

"Wait." He said to the waiter and got up. He walked to Medusa in the kitchen. She was eating something in the corner of the kitchen. Her mouth was covered in blood. He opened his eyes wide, starring at her.