No Do Me This Thing!

“Why you de rush like who never taste woman for him life (why are you agitating like a sex deprived man)?” Lanre asked him. Chibuzor laughed over it. Lanre took off his shirt slowly. Then she went straight for his trousers. She helped him take it off.

“Chibuzor, can you promise me something?” Lanre asked. Chibuzor gave her the green card. That he was going to do anything she asked. “You will apologize to Ify and never lay your fingers on her again”. Lanre said. Chibuzor looked at her.

“Mbanu na! I can’t do that shit! She needs to apologize to me first and then grow some sense”. Chibuzor said. “But I already apologized to you, so what else do you want?” Lanre said. Chibuzor told her she was the one who apologized and that the offender was yet to apologize. Lanre stood up as if walking away from the room. Chibuzor stood up to stop her from going. “I go apologize. Just come make we finish this thing na! My man don stand finish oh”. Chibuzor said. Lanre smirked. Men could be that easy especially when they are like Chibuzor.

“Please take your dirty hands off me you imbecile!” Lanre said. She had suddenly changed. Chibuzor looked at her in confusion. Why did she suddenly change. Were they not supposed to continue with what they were doing since he already promised her that he will apologize to her friend. Just when he was about to say something, he held his stomach and crumbled to the floor in pain.

“My stomach!” Chibuzor exclaimed. He noticed the look on Lanre’s face. She was smiling like an evil child that has just destroyed a toy she dislikes.

“Heh! Witch wetin you give me eat?” Chibuzor asked her. Lanre burst into laughter. “Chibuzor odikwa very very stupid! You are stupid!”. Lanre said using a bit of the Igbo dialect. “So you think me, Olanrewaju will open my leg for you to stick in your dirty smelling useless d**k. Shey oya werey ni? You de crase for head?” Lanre said illustrating with her hands as she was talking. Then she went to his trousers and took out the belt attached to it.

“Lanre, wetin you wan do?” Chibuzor yelled seeing her lift the belt up. He had asked her what she was about to do. His stomach was hurting so bad. He was already sweating and his body was shaking. “I wan go shit! Lanre I use God and him pikin name take beg you, no do me this thing!” Chibuzor pleaded telling her he needed to use the toilet and that she should not do what she was about to do. Lanre asked him to stand up and go to the toilet so he doesn’t mess up himself. Chibuzor tried to stand up but felt weak. Just when he thought he was getting up, Lanre landed the belt on his back which was bare. She kept flogging him with the belt not giving him a space to breath. She only stopped when Chibuzor defecated right on the spot. She left telling him he sticks.