Seemingly Random Shit

"How dare you interrupt our meeting!" he yelled. "You have the audacity to come late, and you still interfere in the preaching proceedings? Are you courting death, for we do not tolerate traitors?" The preacher raised his arms up and down as if waving the others to start humming.

And so the crowd caught the signal and started chanting.

"Traitor, traitor, traitor, traitor, traitor, traitor, traitor, traitor, traitor, traitor, traitor, traitor, traitor, traitor, traitor, traitor."

"Shut up you bitch faggots. Lying here in the darkness crying like crocodiles" The ninja yelled, And the crowd went silent.

The ninja tore off his mask, revealing his golden hair and his blessed ki. His eyes could be called nothing but those of a deity - pure bright jade color with halos of bright light encircling them.

People began to whisper.

"What is he doing?"

"He is not supposed to reveal his face like that."