Immortal Inavsion

"Oh, greater one, we concede. It's just a shock for my friend here that a great one such as you would descend and grace us over a filthy little mortal that you want to... I mean, if I remember correctly, the immortal realm must have a lot of beauty. But for you to find a mortal, you really must be a pathetic weakling up there. I bet your mom abandoned you when you were a kid, and your father beat you, and all the women spit on you for you to come down to fuck a mortal. I mean, that's just fucking lame. I guess there's a hierarchy up in the immortal continent, and you must be bottom of the barrel."