An_Ineloquent_Pen

Most people don't choose reincarnation.
Reincarnation finds their way to them.
Perhaps they did something great in their life.
Or maybe truck-sama wasn't looking where it was going.

But without fail, those who reincarnate are destined for something great.
A new life where everything changes for the better.

But...
Reincarnation isn't always the greatest thing.
Sometimes you just draw the short end of the stick.

Di Tou just happens to have drawn the shortest stick.

Pulled out of his life randomly.
Taken by a crazy old eccentric man not as a disciple, but as a body double?! 
And a janitor body double no less?!

Grasping a system to find... It's a JANITOR SYSTEM!?

Truly, how unlucky can one get?

The Legendary Janitor

"Xiao Tou!!! Why haven't you been contacting me? F*ck, don't tell me you're so stupid you don't even know how to use a communication pearl?"

"Aiya, all you have to do is bring it up to your forehead, the power I left in you will do the rest of the work. Mortals these days, they know so little…"

"Haish, am I really going to have to wait until you figure out how to use Qi to communicate? F*ck, this laozhi doesn't want to wait two years."

"Stupid little head, use your little head and bring the pearl to it, aiya, what a nuisance. You're lucky this laozhi can't come back right now, or I'd beat some sense into you."

Di Tou's left eye twitched as he was barraged by a wave of reprimands. Hey, hey, it was Mu Di Bai who didn't explain that how to use the communication pearl, alright? It wasn't his fault he didn't know!

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