An_Ineloquent_Pen

Most people don't choose reincarnation.
Reincarnation finds their way to them.
Perhaps they did something great in their life.
Or maybe truck-sama wasn't looking where it was going.

But without fail, those who reincarnate are destined for something great.
A new life where everything changes for the better.

But...
Reincarnation isn't always the greatest thing.
Sometimes you just draw the short end of the stick.

Di Tou just happens to have drawn the shortest stick.

Pulled out of his life randomly.
Taken by a crazy old eccentric man not as a disciple, but as a body double?! 
And a janitor body double no less?!

Grasping a system to find... It's a JANITOR SYSTEM!?

Truly, how unlucky can one get?

The Legendary Janitor

Di Tou let out a smile to Fatty Zhao, who was sitting across from him mouth agape.

"I didn't know you had it in you to eat that much old man!" Fatty Zhao's eyes lit up before getting up and inspecting Di Tou from multiple angles. "Where did all the food go, with your stick like figure, I can't even imagine how you fit it all in you."

In the end, after circling a few times, and confirming that Di Tou wasn't secretly a ferocious beast, Fatty Zhao sighed and gave Di Tou a pat on the back, "Haha! I like your appetite old man! Just for that I'll waive the cost of the wine and greens, just one Low-tier Spirit stone for the meal."

Nodding, Di Tou retrieved a spirit stone from his sleeve and passed it over while the nearby patrons were agape.

"One Low-tier Spirit Stone? Boss, can I get a full pig feast too? My brothers and I are hungry."

Earthen Two Horned Pig