An_Ineloquent_Pen

Most people don't choose reincarnation.
Reincarnation finds their way to them.
Perhaps they did something great in their life.
Or maybe truck-sama wasn't looking where it was going.

But without fail, those who reincarnate are destined for something great.
A new life where everything changes for the better.

But...
Reincarnation isn't always the greatest thing.
Sometimes you just draw the short end of the stick.

Di Tou just happens to have drawn the shortest stick.

Pulled out of his life randomly.
Taken by a crazy old eccentric man not as a disciple, but as a body double?! 
And a janitor body double no less?!

Grasping a system to find... It's a JANITOR SYSTEM!?

Truly, how unlucky can one get?

The Legendary Janitor

Shaking his head, Di Tou couldn't figure it out. After all, at the time he was still in the lowliest Body Refining stage, no matter how low of a cultivation Fatty Zhao had when he went with his master, it should already be past Body Refining, right?

Ah well, no matter the case, he would have to see Old Wang's shop open again before it would matter.

Walking out while patting his belly, Di Tou felt the status of his [Hibernating Force], with a slight frown, Di Tou couldn't help but be a little concerned. After eating that much, he felt like he was maybe only five percent up this capacity for [Hibernating Force]. If that was the case, wouldn't he have to eat like this for twenty consecutive days to fill up his energy storage?

Digging a Hole