An_Ineloquent_Pen

Most people don't choose reincarnation.
Reincarnation finds their way to them.
Perhaps they did something great in their life.
Or maybe truck-sama wasn't looking where it was going.

But without fail, those who reincarnate are destined for something great.
A new life where everything changes for the better.

But...
Reincarnation isn't always the greatest thing.
Sometimes you just draw the short end of the stick.

Di Tou just happens to have drawn the shortest stick.

Pulled out of his life randomly.
Taken by a crazy old eccentric man not as a disciple, but as a body double?! 
And a janitor body double no less?!

Grasping a system to find... It's a JANITOR SYSTEM!?

Truly, how unlucky can one get?

The Legendary Janitor

<p>Taking the time right after the attack, Di Tou took a deep breath, focused, and quickly activated [Seven Star Springs] to the fullest extent, quickly identifying thousands of stars within just meters of himself. Quickly calculating the arcs, Di Tou's eyes dimmed for a moment before lighting up. Stamping hard on the ground, Di Tou floated to the side two meters before Di Tou stepped on the Great Yang Star that traveled the furthest and fastest. </p>

<p>Traveling on the star, Di Tou felt a sharp breeze rip against the back of his skull, and he couldn't help but feel a cold sweat run down his back. As soon as the momentum of the Great Yang Star faded, Di Tou instantly stepped on another star and continued moving, aiming to use Great Yang Star as he wasn't confident the leisurely speed of the Great Yin Stars could avoid the fierce attacks of the beast.</p>

Opportunity my Ass!