An_Ineloquent_Pen

Most people don't choose reincarnation.
Reincarnation finds their way to them.
Perhaps they did something great in their life.
Or maybe truck-sama wasn't looking where it was going.

But without fail, those who reincarnate are destined for something great.
A new life where everything changes for the better.

But...
Reincarnation isn't always the greatest thing.
Sometimes you just draw the short end of the stick.

Di Tou just happens to have drawn the shortest stick.

Pulled out of his life randomly.
Taken by a crazy old eccentric man not as a disciple, but as a body double?! 
And a janitor body double no less?!

Grasping a system to find... It's a JANITOR SYSTEM!?

Truly, how unlucky can one get?

The Legendary Janitor

"Eh, Lee Mang, did you hear something?"

"Hah? Are you so hungry that you're hearing things now?"

Scratching his head, the slightly balding middle-aged man blinked twice before rubbing his stomach, "Maybe… Ah, I really want a bowl full of meat dumplings."

Chuckling, the other man was about to respond when the cracking sound came again.

Stunned, the two men turned around and saw a large crack had appeared on the ground a few hundred meters away from them. Terrified, the two men continued backing up as the crack expanded outward. Soon enough, the crack covered a circular region, spreading out almost two hundred meters in range.

Immortal Miracle!