An_Ineloquent_Pen

Most people don't choose reincarnation.
Reincarnation finds their way to them.
Perhaps they did something great in their life.
Or maybe truck-sama wasn't looking where it was going.

But without fail, those who reincarnate are destined for something great.
A new life where everything changes for the better.

But...
Reincarnation isn't always the greatest thing.
Sometimes you just draw the short end of the stick.

Di Tou just happens to have drawn the shortest stick.

Pulled out of his life randomly.
Taken by a crazy old eccentric man not as a disciple, but as a body double?! 
And a janitor body double no less?!

Grasping a system to find... It's a JANITOR SYSTEM!?

Truly, how unlucky can one get?

The Legendary Janitor

Looking up and seeing that the sun was starting to set, Di Tou furrowed his brows before looking at Jiang Hu for a moment and saying, "I'm about done for the night. Would you like some fish? It's my treat. I caught a bit too many earlier in the day."

Hearing this, Jiang Hu's eyes lit up. What was a merchant's favorite word? Free! Adding on the fact that staying a bit longer might lead to him staying the night, he could save on inn fees and entry fees at the town, and if he stayed till the morning, there was a chance he could get this big buyer to buy another item!

Wearing a wide smile, Jiang Hu nodded. "I'd love to try sir's cooking."

Jiang Hu indeed stayed the night, although he spent half of it by the tall grass sh*tting and vomiting.

Pitiful Jiang Hu