An_Ineloquent_Pen

Most people don't choose reincarnation.
Reincarnation finds their way to them.
Perhaps they did something great in their life.
Or maybe truck-sama wasn't looking where it was going.

But without fail, those who reincarnate are destined for something great.
A new life where everything changes for the better.

But...
Reincarnation isn't always the greatest thing.
Sometimes you just draw the short end of the stick.

Di Tou just happens to have drawn the shortest stick.

Pulled out of his life randomly.
Taken by a crazy old eccentric man not as a disciple, but as a body double?! 
And a janitor body double no less?!

Grasping a system to find... It's a JANITOR SYSTEM!?

Truly, how unlucky can one get?

The Legendary Janitor

Letting out a sigh in his mind, Di Tou flipped through the items a few more times before tentatively asking, "Uh, do you happen to have anything else for sale?"

Seeing Jiang Hu shake his head, Di Tou's lip twitched slightly before he scratched his head and said, "Do you know how to cook?"

"Ah?" Blinking, Jiang Hu pointed a finger at himself and said, "Me? Cook? Uh…" Just as Jiang Hu was about to say no, he thought of Di Tou's cooking yesterday and thought if that could be considered cooking, he should be considered a master chef, right? So, in the end, Jiang Hu nodded and said, "So-so, I can pass along as a chef in a more rural area."

"Alright!" Clasping his hands together, Di Tou said, "How about this, you cook some fish dishes for lunch, and I find them satisfactory, I'll pay you a nice sum."

Nothing For Sale