New Start ?
*MC POV *
"Sooooooo I died ?" I asked to what looked like a figure of light?
"Yup" answered the light
"Truck-kun?"
"Truck-kun"
"So....ROB ?"
"Nope. Just god "
"Ohhhh" I said while smashing my right fist on my left hand
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*~~~~Awkward Silence ~~~~~*
*sigh*" OK now what ?" I asked finally breaking the silence
"It's same ol' same ol', get wish granted, possibly thro- I mean sent to random world.... " the light answered in almost amused tone while the I narrow my eyes at it
'I definitely heard something there '
"But ?"
"Ah yes the 'but' " light said while quoting with his? fingers
"You don't really get wishes, you just get random roulette or some stuff, totally depends on Luck "
".....You kidding ?"
"Nope"
I just faceplamed myself "F"
"F indeed " Said the light while patting my shoulders
"So spin it ....wait before that later watch the footage of me getting hit " he asked
"Why?" Light asked confused
"Just want to see something "
"O...kay not the weirdest request but whatever floats your boat I guess " and with that light waved it's hand And a big hologram formed with the my death scene
I watch intently
As he's crossing the road which he's pretty sure is crowded and no way in hell he's the only one who got hit
He watches as a truck comes speeding at him
Specifically aiming at him
And then he watches himself getting run over by it
"Wait Rewind the part where the truck hits me and pause the moment it does " light does so without asking finding the situation a little interesting
The scene rewinds back where he's about to get hit and he walks over to zoom on his feet
Few seconds pass and the man faceplams himself again *Sighs* "Motherf*cker"
"What ?"
"It's really not a fun experience to watch yourself die " he said still rubbing his temples
"Fine, now do you wanna do the roll or something else ?"
"Do the roll "
*Drumroll *
[Ding! Congratulations for getting Saitama's physique !]
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"Wtf?"
"...Now I regret giving you that option, and....
WHO THE F*** PUT THIS BROKEN SHIT IN HERE !?!?!?!" Light screamed and whole place starting shaking with me trying to stay on my feet
"That pretty broken alright "
*Sigh* "It is what it is "
"It is what it is " I say almost like a reflex
"Welp you got a good one I guess. Need any explanation or we good ?"
"It's in the name so we good, but still gotta ask though, Do I have to train?.... No wait that sounds like a dumb question scratch that, Do I lose my hair ? and Do I get basic language translator or do I have to learn stuff from start ?"
"No you get one, I still have no idea how other managed to learn an entire different language while having no other languages and no base of basic comparison "
"Exactly! I know right! Like where tf is all that logic when it comes to languages?
Like how tf are you gonna understand what it means, I mean how can a person who knows English learn Chinese from start ? And how tf am I suppose to get what they say when I'm in a whole new eco system? There ain't even a apple to compare! Sure it would take years but ain't no way in hell imma waste time in learning that"
"Okay then anything else ?"
"Yes, seriously though Do I lose my hair ?"
".....No" light said after suspiciously long pause
Even though that was sus af I try to ignore it
"Do I get to choose the world in same way ?
And do I get basic mind immunity? We don't want any Outergods gaining my memories do we ?"
"Ah yes that one wait a sec" *Ping!*
"Okay done. Let's get you that world roll now "
*Drumroll Again*
'Please not DC Please not DC please not Dc'I pray hard in my mind
Ding!
World - Marvel (comics + MCU)
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We stare at the screen for few seconds before lights comes near me and pats my shoulder consulting me
"My condolences " it says while trembling trying to hold his laughter
And I just stand there questioning my decisions up to this point while looking at the sky? Wondering if it's too late to ask for a cigarette
"....F again"
"Pffft" *Cough* "Yes indeed, so have you overcame your trauma or do we need to wait ?" mf is still trying not to laugh
"What's the timeline I'll be dropped in and Reincarnation or Transmigration ?"
"Transmigration would've been a better option but you'll need time to adjust to your new powers, we don't need you sneezing galaxys out of existence now do we ? So we're going with Reincarnation about 16 years before the plot of MCU, gives you enough time to adjust and after that you're forever 18 cause Saitama is basically an Immortal on steroids " he says shivering and rubbing his shoulders with his hands
'Looks like someone got his ass whopped real bad huh ' I think knowing damn well he can hear me
"Still have PTSD till this day, Never should've accepted that deal with that wannabe God "
Pretty sure he just dropped some secret info but I choose to ignore it
*Machine starting sounds*
And with that there's some kind of noise in background
"So this is goodbye I guess " I say looking at what seems like a rip in the space
"Goodbye and do take care and also a additional gift from me " light says with what I assume is a smile and flicked my forehead
"Owww! Was that really necessary you mf !" Of course I'm gonna scream, that hurts like a bitch, if you think I'm overreacting then try it on someone and see how they chase you
"Hahahaha worth it " light says in a voice changing to a high pitched and warm voice
And with that I knew this bitch just tricked me
We all know this is gonna be a Cliche now
Goddess revealing her face enchanting the mc and then he falls in love and tries to find his way back ...Pretty dumb plot if I say so myself
And my point turns true as light changes into a absolutely ridiculous milf beauty
With all the 'holy/warm' Aura as a background effect
She just stares at me in triumph expecting something like
"Y-you were just playing with me from start " I say while keeping the 'stutring virgin mc ' act
"Fufufu Now you know, so praise me mortal" she says with pride
"Y-you l-look beautiful...Is what you think I was gonna say ? " I say in tone going from the fool to a cold machine in a split second
Not gonna lie the dumbfounded look on her face is just priceless lmao
"Pfft HAHAHAHAHAHAHA okay that was way too good hahaha" I laugh like a maniac slowly but surely moving towards the rip unnoticed while she's in shock...? Wait can she even go in shock cause pretty sure I'm not the 1st to pull this trick .....meh who cares
As I move closer and closer to the rip, for a split second I blink and lo and behold she's gone
".....F" I say and start sprinting towards it which is just meteres away from me
And just as I'm about to touch it another Cliche happens and I'm caught in probably the most deadly and safest things ever
"Ara~Ara~ where are you trying to escape to I wonder ?" She says menacingly
"Ummmm..... Stretching my legs ?" I say not even trying anything just hugging her tighter and burying my head deeper in softest things ever (Mc:-my experience cause I still haven't touched a kitsunes((9 tailed fox)) tails )
If you think there's a chance I'm letting this literally God given opportunity go, you need to consult a psychiatrist
I just literally got run over by a fucking truck and watched it again the worst has already happened and I'll take getting erased from existence over that any day
"Someone's getting quite bold " she says while moving close to the rip while me still there buried in her tits with my hands making their way to her plump ass....again not gonna let the opportunity go
"Well, I'm already dead and torture will just stop being effective at some point, and you can't exactly threaten me cause ..dead remember? So options are limited and let's be honest who won't enjoy this ?"
"Hmmm....you're right about that
I can't kill you ....well I can but will be too much work
I can torture you but it won't be enough ....
Wait I can do one thing ! " She said happily while pulling me from my comfort and holding me like Simba while staring at my face
"And what's tha-" before I could even finish I get attacked on my lips forcefully
She then proceeds to taste every inch of my mouth and I do the same while holding her close
After few minutes we both pull apart while grasping for air and she looks at me happily
"Leaving you blue balled " and with that she pushes me in and the reality hits me harder than that truck
"YOU LITTL-" I try but my voice cuts out and the last thing I remember is her smug face while giving me a middle finger through the rip
'Yeah, fuck the Cliche about falling and shit
Imma just find a way here to smack that smug off her face ' I think I just created a goal and a spoiler
Little did I know the fuking Cliche of that situation will lead to a whole new can of worms that I'd rather not open
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"Okay wtf " I say ...well try to but failing while trying to open my eyes but failing miserably again.....wait .....I'm in the fucking womb aren't I ?
Still 9 months to start the new adventure I guess ?