Mission 06: Hellhound Reunion
Location: Imp City
Area: I.M.P Headquarters
Blitzo, Moxxie, and Millie were watching Sparda and Dante's commercial on T.V, while Loona was at her reception desk watching it on her smartphone.
SPARDA (On T.V Screen):
Are you demons and sinners having trouble living your lives when corrupted demons are here to rip you apart and eat you? Well, don't you worry! Because I, the Legendary Dark Knight, Sparda and my son, Dante will protect you! We are the C.D Hunters!
DANTE (On T.V Screen):
That's right, Dad! We got the guns, swords and demon powers to send the corrupted demons back to the Demon World. C.D for short. Come over to our headquarters located at our house, Paradise. That's outside Imp City. Or call this number, 2001 666 2013, and we will kill all the C.D's that's in the Living World and Hell.
SPARDA (On T.V Screen):
Devil May Cry. We Kill for the Thrill.
DANTE (On T.V Screen):
Based on the video game.
Blitzo shoots the T.V with his gun and he looked angry.
BLITZO:
That commercial is full of shit! That Dark Knight and his half-breed son are only doing this to fuck anybody!
MOXXIE:
Dante is a Nephilim, Blitzo. It's half angel and half demon.
MILLIE:
Yeah. Sparda wants us to work with him and he gave you, his contract. But you haven't signed it.
BLITZO:
Well, I'm not going to and I don't want any of you signing it! We've got bigger fish to fry. I.M.P is going to get shut down in one month and we haven't got any clients for four months now, since I broke up with Stolas. I'm glad he gave me his grimoire, so I don't have to fuck him anymore.
MOXXIE:
Why did you break up with him?
BLITZO:
Because I found out his brother is (Yelling): SPARDA, YOU FUCKING SHITHEAD! (Normal Voice): And it took me a long time to believe that! And I also met Dante when I was fucking his uncle for the first time two years ago.
Moxxie and Millie looked surprised.
MOXXIE:
Stolas is Sprada's brother? And Dante's uncle?
MILLIE:
Why didn't you tell us?
BLITZO:
Because I hate them, that's why! I had to take out all of their flyers outside my office and leave them at Loona's desk. And the reason why our clients are not paying us enough because those corrupted demons are killing the targets, they want us to kill.
MOXXIE:
Well, why do you kill one yourself?
BLITZO:
Why don't you see how deadly they are?!
LOONA:
Hey, wouldn't it be easier if we work with the C.D Hunters?
BLITZO:
Absolutely not. I forbid it. Not gonna happen. There's no way we're gonna work with the Sparda family. You know what kind of DICKS they are who only wants to fuck you!
Millie smiled.
MILLIE:
I wouldn't mind.
LOONA:
Well, they're doing a good job protecting our home. Just give them a chance. It'll be just like we're in a video game.
MOXXIE:
Wait, what did you just say?
LOONA:
It'll be just like... we're in a video game?
MILLIE:
Do you play Devil May Cry?
LOONA:
Yeah. Have you?
MILLIE:
Yeah! We played all five Devil May Cry games, including the reboot version.
Loona looked confused.
LOONA:
Wait. There's a fifth game? When did that come out?
MOXXIE:
About three years ago.
Loona looked angry.
LOONA:
You two have been playing all the Devil May Cry video games... and you never told me there was a fucking fifth one?!
MOXXIE:
But there's also a special edition where you play as Vergil.
Loona looked surprised.
LOONA:
Oh. Well, that's sounds interesting.
MILLIE:
Of course, it is! Devil May Cry was made over twenty years ago, and it became very popular in Hell, including Resident Evil and Dead Rising. Cause it's full of zombies.
BLITZO:
Okay, enough with the video games. We're lucky to have one client who paid us to kill a sinner who killed him in Japan. We need to get to him before those corrupted demons do. We don't need the C.D hunters to help us. We are better than them.
Moxxie and Millie didn't look happy, while Loona used the grimoire to open the portal to the living world. The imps got their weapons ready and went through the portal except Blitzo who turned to Loona.
BLITZO:
Loony, I want you to bury those flyers and shit on them before we get back by 8PM. And if anyone asked you if we signed Sparda's contract, tell them to fuck off, okay?
Loona was looking at her computer.
LOONA:
Whatever, Blitzo.
Blitzo went through the portal and it disappeared. Loona moaned in disgust.
LOONA (Moaning):
Ah! Blitzo it's being a dick! Since he broke up with Stolas, I'm not allowed to make any contact with Octavia. God, I wish he never adopted me.
Loona looked at the plie of Devil May Cry flyers, picked one of them and looked at it.
LOONA:
Devil May Cry. We Kill for the Thrill.
Loona took a sniff at the flyer and looked surprised.
LOONA:
That scent. I've haven't sniffed that since....
Loona looked at the picture of Dante on the flyer.
LOONA:
Dante?
Loona picked up her smartphone, went to an unknown file on the photo app and a password pop-up appeared. Loona sighed.
LOONA:
I never knew what the password was. Unless...
Loona typed "Dante" on the password pop-up and it showed lots of pictures of videos of her and Dante. Loona gasped in surprised. After Loona looked at the pictures and videos, she was breathless.
LOONA:
Oh, my God! I remembered! Dante is by boyfriend. We had a life together.
Loona opened the drawer from her desk and quickly took out Vergil's amulet. Loona recognised it while she was looking at it.
LOONA:
Vergil's amulet. Dante gave that to me before I....
Loona looked amazed.
LOONA:
I know where he lives.
Loona quickly put her smartphone in her pocket, picked up the Devil May Cry flyers and left the office.
Area: Paradise (Sparda's Summer House)
In the living room, Dante was sitting on the couch, playing Resident Evil 4 on PlayStation 5.
DANTE:
This is better than the original.
Mrs. Mayberry was at her reception desk, reading all the client's profile. Then the phone rang and Mrs. Mayberry answered it.
MRS. MAYBERRY:
Hello, Devil May Cry. We Kill for the Thrill. What? You want to know how to kill the Hunter? Sorry, this is a killing spree, not a video game store. Wrong number.
Mrs. Mayberry hung up the phone and looked at Dante.
MRS. MAYBERRY:
Dante. You really should change the name of your father's business. I mean we're getting a lot of clients, but it's also attracting video game fans.
Dante paused his video game and turned to Mrs. Mayberry.
DANTE:
Don't worry about it, Mrs. Mayberry. I don't mind if video gamers contact us. As a video game expert, myself, I just gave them hints of how to beat levels and bosses.
Mrs. Mayberry smiled.
MRS. MAYBERRY:
You're just like your father, who doesn't mind what happens when he's on business.
Mrs. Mayberry sighed sadly.
MRS. MAYBERRY:
But I do miss the Living World. We lived there for two years, and your butler is very nice.
DANTE:
Yeah, I like Daniel. He thought me and my dad were dead, until we found him outside the police station. All the cops were dead. But four months ago, we have to go back to Hell because Uncle Stolas' boyfriend broke up with him. Now my uncle and aunt are back together after their two-year divorce.
MRS. MAYBERRY:
But he's still not happy, isn't he?
DANTE:
No, he's not. But my dad always found a way to keep him happy, and Daniel decided to stay in the Living World until he's ready to go to Hell to help us. Now, my dad has given his contract to the company called I.M.P.
Mrs. Mayberry looked confused.
MRS. MAYBERRY:
I.M.P?
DANTE:
It stands for Immediate Murder Professionals. I've never seen the commercial.
Mrs. Mayberry looked surprised.
MRS. MAYBERRY:
I've been to that company before.
DANTE:
You have?
MRS. MAYBERRY:
Yes. I've paid them to kill that bitch who fucked my husband. Three imps and one hellhound. There's Moxxie and Millie, and their boss is Blitzo, and his receptionist and daughter is Loona.
Dante looked amazed.
DANTE:
Loona?
MRS. MAYBERRY:
You know her?
DANTE:
Yeah, she's, my girlfriend. Did she tell you about me?
MRS. MAYBERRY:
Well, no. She's didn't.
Mrs. Mayberry looked shocked when she saw Dante sad.
MRS. MAYBERRY:
Oh, my God! Dante, how long have you and Loona been together?
DANTE:
Eight years. I've met her at the Demon World when I was ten. We couldn't keep our eyes off each other, except when she's looking at her phone. She likes me more when I called her Loony. But four years ago, I've gave her my brother's amulet and my dad took her back to the orphanage because she was getting adopted. I know Blitzo is her adopted father. But if you said she didn't tell you about me, then that means she's forgotten about me.
MRS. MAYBERRY:
Dante, I am so sorry. I never know she was your girlfriend.
DANTE:
That's okay. If she's moved on, maybe I should as well. But I don't want to because no other hellhound will be like her.
Dante and Mrs. Mayberry heard someone knocking on the front door.
MRS. MAYBERRY:
Must be a video game fan.
DANTE:
I'll handle this.
Dante walked to the front door and opened it. He looked surprised when his saw Loona on the porch.
DANTE:
Loona?
LOONA:
Hey, Dante.
Loona snarled at Dante that made him blush. Dante noticed Vergil's amulet around Loona's neck.
DANTE:
You're... You're wearing my brother's amulet! Do you remember me?
Loona walked closer to Dante.
LOONA:
Of course, I do, devil boy. Do you remember me?
DANTE:
Yes. But you look darker and sexier since we last met. Loona, there's lots of things I wanted to tell you.
LOONA:
Well, let's go upstairs and talk about it.
Loona grabbed Dante's hands and they both went upstairs. Mrs. Mayberry smiled.
MRS. MAYBERRY:
What a lucky devil.
Dante and Loona went into his bedroom. Loona closed the door behind her and slapped Dante's face in anger.
LOONA:
You son of a bitch! You're back? I thought you and your dad moved to the Living World.
DANTE:
I guess we didn't.
LOONA:
And you couldn't even find me?! You've wonder what I've been doing for four years?!
Dante looked sad, then Loona hugged him in relief.
LOONA:
Dante, thank God, I've found you.
Loona kiss Dante on the cheeks lots of times, until Dante pushed her away gently.
DANTE:
Loona. This is way too fast for me. We only just got back together.
LOONA:
I don't have time for games. I really need this release.
Dante looked nervous.
DANTE:
But I don't want that.
Loona looked down at Dante's trousers.
LOONA:
But your treat does.
Loona grabbed Dante's crotch.
LOONA:
And it's growing. I want it inside me.
Loona begged Dante and gave him the puppy dog eyes, while whining. Dante couldn't resist Loona's eyes and her whining. So, he quickly grabbed Loona's bottom, lift her up, pinned her to the wall and they both start having rough sex.
LOONA:
Yes! Yes, Dante! Fuck me! Fuck me like a devil!
DANTE:
That's who I am, baby!
Sparda opened the front door and entered the living room.
SPARDA:
Evening, Mrs. Mayberry.
MRS. MAYBERRY:
Evening, Sparda.
SPARDA:
Any calls lately?
MRS. MAYBERRY:
All I got was video game fans. They wanted to know how they can beat hard bosses.
SPARDA:
It's all right, Mrs. Mayberry. It was bound to happen. We always keep our clients happy. So, where's Dante?
MRS. MAYBERRY:
He's in his room. His girlfriend's back in the picture.
Sparda looked surprised.
SPARDA:
What? Loona's here?
MRS. MAYBERRY:
Yeah. She's works for I.M.P.
Sparda and Mrs. Mayberry heard Dante and Loona moaning, sexually from the bedroom.
MRS. MAYBERRY:
It sounds like they are really hitting it off.
SPARDA:
Well, you have to understand. They haven't seen each other for a long time.
Mrs. Mayberry smiled.
MRS. MAYBERRY:
I know that.
Dante and Loona were about to reach their climax.
DANTE:
Here I come! Here I come! HERE I COME!!
LOONA:
Give it to me!
Dante and Loona screamed.
DANTE, LOONA (Screaming):
AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!
DANTE:
Oh, shit!
LOONA:
Oh, Fuck!
Sparda and Mrs. Mayberry were shocked and started looking at each other.
SPARDA:
Very long time. I'll talk to him later.
Sparda went to kitchen and Mrs. Mayberry went back to her desk. In the bedroom, Dante and Loona were lying down in bed embracing each other.
LOONA:
That was the best four-year release I've ever had. With you.
Dante looked confused.
DANTE:
What?
LOONA:
All the hellhounds I had sex with never worked out for me.
DANTE:
Why?
LOONA:
They weren't you, baby.
Dante smiled.
DANTE:
So, you're a receptionist at I.M.P?
LOONA:
Yeah, I never liked that job. Ever since Blitzo adopted me, he always treats me like a puppy and he always calls me Loony.
DANTE:
But I called you Loony.
LOONA:
I know. It makes me happy when you did. But my dad. He always made me angry. When he was about to hug me, I kicked him right in the balls. All the time.
DANTE:
I guess he can't jack off after that.
Loona giggled.
LOONA:
Yeah. But he was always nice when he had a relationship with your uncle.
Dante looked amazed.
DANTE:
Your dad had a relationship with my Uncle Stolas?
LOONA:
They been together for a very long time, until Blitzo broke up with him.
DANTE:
Why would he do that?
LOONA:
Because he hates you and your dad. His words, not mine. But your uncle always called him Blitzy.
DANTE:
Blitzy?
Dante got up from his bed.
DANTE:
Wait! Blitzo is Blitzy?! I've met him at my aunt's "Not Divorced" Party. If I've knew that was your dad, I've would've found you a long time ago.
Dante looked sad.
DANTE:
But if you said he hates me. He won't.
LOONA:
My life was shit when he adopted me, but it was better while he was with your uncle. But it's now shittier than it was after Blitzo broke up with him.
Loona looked disappointed.
LOONA:
I wish your dad adopted me.
Dante comforted Loona.
DANTE:
If he did that, we would've been brother and sister.
Loona smiled and looked at Dante.
LOONA:
Dante, if I was your sister, I still wanna fuck you.
DANTE:
You know something, Loony. Your dad is a nasty uncle fucker.
Loona burst out laughing.
LOONA (Laughing):
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! I know! If anyone wrote that on the wall or on a billboard, he'll be really pissed off and that will make me happy.
DANTE:
I always made you happy.
LOONA:
Yeah, you always do.
DANTE:
So, where's your dad right now?
LOONA:
He's in the Living World with Moxxie and Millie killing another sinner. But he wants to do it quickly because he believes corrupted demons will kill them first.
DANTE:
But there hasn't been one at the Living World for four months. They only came to Hell.
LOONA:
That's what I told him, but he never listens, as usual. I.M.P is going bankrupt in one month and he refused to let us and himself sign your dad's contract and work with him.
DANTE:
That sounds like he does hate me and my dad.
LOONA:
Yeah. But he won't be back until 8PM. That reminds me, what time is it?
Dante looked at his smartphone.
DANTE:
It's 7:55PM.
Loona looked shocked and started to panic after she got out of bed.
LOONA:
Oh, shit! I'll never make it, and I left the grimoire back at my desk!
Dante calmed Loona down.
DANTE:
Loona, calm down. My brother's amulet. You know how to use it, right?
Loona looked at Vergil's amulet she was wearing.
LOONA:
Yeah, I do.
Loona held on to Vergil's amulet.
LOONA:
I.M.P Headquarters.
A portal magically appeared behind Loona and she saw her reception desk.
LOONA:
My desk! It worked!
Loona turned to Dante.
LOONA:
Dante, thank you for a lovely evening. I promise I'll see you again tomorrow, once I ditch my dad.
Dante smiled.
DANTE:
I know you will.
After Loona went through the portal, it disappeared in front of Dante.
Area: I.M.P Headquarters
Back at the lounge, the telephone at Loona's desk was ringing. Loona ran up to the telephone and answered it.
LOONA:
Hello. I.M.P.
WOMAN (Phone):
Finally! I've been calling for hours! There's a corrupted demon in my village! Are you working with Devil May Cry yet?
LOONA (Nervously):
Ah, my boss hasn't signed their contract yet. Do you have Devil May Cry's business number?
WOMAN (Phone):
No.
LOONA:
Well, I do. It's 2001-666-2013.
WOMAN (Phone):
All right. Thanks anyway.
Loona hung up the phone and looked relieved.
LOONA:
Phew! That's was close.
Loona looked surprised when she saw the grimoire glowing. So, she quickly sat at her desk and looked at her smartphone. When the portal appeared, Blitzo, Moxxie and Millie came out of it and arrived at their office. The portal disappeared behind Blitzo, Moxxie and Millie.
BLITZO:
We finally killed our target just before that C.D did. Loony, any calls?
Loona pretended not to care.
LOONA:
Just one. A woman asked me if we're working with Devil May Cry. So, I told her to fuck off.
Blitzo looked happy.
BLITZO:
That a girl, Loony! You see, guys. I told you we don't need that Devil Cry shit.
Moxxie looked angry.
MOXXIE:
It's Devil May Cry. (Angrily): And they're not shit!
BLITZO:
They may not be to you, Moxxie, but they are to me.
While Blitzo was about to go to his office, he stopped and looked suspiciously at Loona.
BLITZO:
Wait. Loony, there's something different about you.
Loona looked scared.
LOONA:
There is?
Blitzo walked up to Loona and saw some sperm on her face.
BLITZO:
What is that on your face?
Loona looked confused.
LOONA:
My face?
BLITZO:
Yes. Is that... gel?
LOONA (Nervously):
Uh... Yeah.
Blitzo felt relieved.
BLITZO:
Oh, thank God. I needed some for my horns.
Blitzo took some sperm from Loona's face and spread it on his horns. Loona looked shocked.
LOONA:
No, don't....
BLITZO:
I forgot to get some from the store.
Blitzo's horns sticked upwards, while Loona smiled, and Moxxie and Millie looked surprised.
BLITZO:
Well, I'm going to my office. A few more clients, then our company will be back in business!
After Blitzo went into his office, Loona looked embarrassed.
LOONA:
I'm gonna wash my face.
After Loona went to the bathroom, Moxxie looked suspicious.
MOXXIE:
Loona is acting strange today.
MILLIE:
What do you mean, Moxxie?
MOXXIE:
She's wearing some kind of amulet and it does look familiar.
Millie spotted some sperm on the desk.
MILLIE:
She left some gel on her desk.
Millie took a sniff on the sperm and she recognised it.
MILLIE:
Mmm. Smells familiar.
Millie licked some sperm off Loona's desk.
MILLIE:
I definitely had it before.
Millie licked all the sperm off Loona's desk and looked happy.
MILLIE:
Ohhh! It takes right back to our honeymoon!
Moxxie looked confused.
MOXXIE:
What do you mean, honey?
MILLIE:
I'm not sure. But I had a hunch that Loona is secretly hanging out with the son of Sparda, Dante!
MOXXIE:
You've been thinking about him a lot, haven't you?
MILLIE:
Oh, sweetie. You know that's one of my fantasies. So, the next time we see Loona with Dante, we'll follow them wherever they go and talk to him.
MOXXIE:
But, Blitzo said we shouldn't....
MILLIE:
Blitzo is an asshole! And I'm not going to let that asshole ruin my fantasy! Understand, Moxxie?
Moxxie smiled and agreed with his wife.
MOXXIE:
Yeah, I agree. Blitzo can't stop us. He hasn't got the balls!
Millie smiled and wrapped her arms around her husband.
MILLIE (Seductive):
Why don't we go home and have our own fantasy. You'll be Dante, and I'll be Trish.
Millie purred like a wild animal that made Moxxie blush. Then they both left the building. At the city, Dante who's in his demon form flew in the air with his wings and landed on Blitzo's billboard. Dante took a look at it.
DANTE (Demonic Voice):
Time to piss off an imp.
Dante took out some spray cans from his coat pockets and started spraying on the billboard. After Dante finished with the spray cans, he smiled.
DANTE (Demonic Voice):
That will make her happy.
Dante quickly flew away from the billboard that said in his words, "Blitzo is a nasty Uncle Fucker". The next day, Blitzo, Moxxie and Millie looked at the billboard. Biltzo was angry.
BLITZO (Angrily):
WHAT THE FUCK??!!! "Blitzo is a nasty Uncle Fucker"?! And someone drew a dick on my face?! Who did that?! Who did that?! I've spent a lot of money on that billboard!
Loona was looking at her smartphone, until she was curious after she saw her dad's billboard had been vandalised. Then she spotted Dante walking down the street and looked angry. Loona pinned Dante to the wall.
LOONA:
Did you write "Blitzo is a nasty Uncle Fucker" on his billboard?
Dante looked confused.
DANTE:
What billboard?
LOONA (Angrily):
Don't bullshit me! Did you write "Blitzo is a nasty Uncle Fucker" on his billboard?
DANTE:
But you were laughing when I...
LOONA:
Just answer the question.
Dante sighed.
DANTE:
Yeah. But I did it for you.
Loona let go of Dante and looked surprised and felt breathless.
LOONA:
Dante, that was the most romantic thing anyone ever did for me.
Loona looked happy and embraced Dante.
LOONA:
I love you!
DANTE:
I just want you to be happy, babe.
Dante and Loona started to kiss each other passionately, then Loona kept licking Dante's face until he calmed her down.
DANTE:
Why don't we ditch your dad and get something to eat.
LOONA:
I would love that.
After Dante and Loona left, Blitzo was getting fed up after he looked at his billboard.
BLITZO:
You know what? I'm not in the mood for this right now. You guys' can have the day off. I'm going home.
Blitzo got into his company van and drove off. Moxxie and Millie looked surprised.
MOXXIE:
Blitzo gave us a day off? On Friday?
MILLIE:
This is our chance, Moxxie. We can wait for Loona to see Dante.
Millie looked around for Loona and she wasn't here.
MILLIE:
Huh? Where's Loona?
Moxxie spotted Loona with Dante.
MOXXIE:
There she is! With Dante!
Millie looked happy when she saw Dante and Loona walking.
MILLIE (Happily):
I knew it! Come on, Moxxie. Let's follow them and see where they go.
Millie quickly grabbed her husband's hand and they both followed Dante and Loona. At the streets, Dante and Loona were having a conversation and they were not aware that Moxxie and Millie were following them.
DANTE:
So, at Spring Break two years ago, you had a crush on a big hellhound?
LOONA:
Yeah. When I was at the Living World in my human disguise, I was hoping he will fuck me, but I was disappointed when he told me he had a girlfriend. But I'm glad he did, now we're together again.
DANTE:
And we always will be.
Dante spotted a popsicle stand called "Devil Strawberries".
DANTE:
Ah, Devil Strawberries! Want me to get you one, Loony?
LOONA:
Nah, you go ahead.
While Dante went to the popsicle stand, Loona was putting some make up on her face until she bumped into Vortex. Loona looked surprised.
LOONA:
Vortex!
Vortex looked at Loona.
VORTEX:
Oh, hi, Loona. It's been a long time.
LOONA:
Yeah, it is. So, how was your girlfriend?
VORTEX:
She's fine. She's playing one of my Devil May Cry video games.
LOONA:
You like Devil May Cry?! So, do I!
VORTEX:
Really?
LOONA:
Yeah. I played all of them, except the fifth one.
VORTEX:
Well, you need to catch up before the next one comes out.
LOONA:
I know.
Loona introduced Vortex to Dante.
LOONA:
Vortex, I like you meet my boyfriend....
VORTEX:
Dante!
After Dante bought his popsicle, he saw Vortex and recognised him.
DANTE:
Vortex, you son of a bitch!
Dante walked up to Vortex and happily hugged each other. Loona looked surprised.
LOONA:
You two know each other?
Dante and Vortex stopped hugging each other and looked at Loona.
DANTE:
Yes. We met one week after you went back to the orphanage, and his dad is a friend of my dad.
VORTEX:
My dad made Luce and Ombra for Sparda and helped me made Ebony and Ivory for Dante.
LOONA:
Vortex, your Dante's friend?! Why didn't you tell me back at Spring Break?
VORTEX:
You never asked.
Loona looked disappointed, while Vortex looked at Dante.
VORTEX:
So, how's Ebony and Ivory, Dante?
DANTE:
I'm taking good care of them. Shooting C.D's as usual and I don't have to reload them.
VORTEX:
That's because with your demon powers, you won't have to worry about wasting ammo from any guns you touch. And I assume that Loona is the hellhound you were talking about.
Loona turned to Dante.
LOONA:
You been talking to Vortex about me?
DANTE:
All I said to him was my girlfriend is a goth and she likes looking at her phone all day.
Loona smiled.
LOONA:
Yeah, that's me.
Dante whispered to Loona.
DANTE (Whispering):
Is Vortex the one you had a crush on?
LOONA (Whispering):
Yes. But I don't have to worry about that anymore.
VORTEX:
So, how long have you two been together?
DANTE:
Eight years, before she was adopted by Blitzo and she forgot about me for four years. But yesterday, she remembered and she found me, and...
VORTEX:
And you guys had sex, didn't you?
Dante and Loona looked surprised.
DANTE:
How'd you know that?
VORTEX:
I've seen that before. When a hellhound forgets her love and remembers, she wants to have rough sex. It's part of our instincts. But I gotta say that you're a lucky devil, Dante.
Dante smiled.
DANTE:
Yeah. You can also say, Loona's my jackpot!
Loona blushed and hugged Dante.
LOONA:
And I'll always will be, devil boy.
Dante smiled at Loona, then looked at Vortex.
DANTE:
You know, Vortex. My dad and I could use a weapons expert like you. Why don't you come and work for us. My dad will pay you, of course.
VORTEX:
Sorry, Dante. I can't.
Dante looked sad and confused.
DANTE:
You don't want to?
VORTEX:
No, it's not that. It's just I'm still working with my boss. She's going to sing at the concert at the Living World, and I have to be there for her.
DANTE:
Who is your boss?
Dante and Loona saw Verosika Mayday walking towards them.
VEROSIKA MAYDAY:
Vortex, the concert is going to start in twenty minutes. I hope you got everything ready for...
Verosika Mayday stopped walking and smiled when she saw Dante.
VEROSIKA MAYDAY:
Well, well, well. If it isn't the famous son of Sparda, Dante.
Dante turned to Loona.
DANTE:
Who the hell is that?
LOONA:
Verosika Mayday. She's a famous pop star.
DANTE:
Let me guess. She's a succubus?
LOONA:
Yes.
Dante walked up to Verosika Mayday.
DANTE:
Excuse me, miss. I know a Verosika Mayday. I've saw her performing at L.A last year, and she has black heart tattoo under her right eye like yours.
VEROSIKA MAYDAY:
That was me in my human disguise and I've saw you killing all those C.D's.
Verosika Mayday was drinking beelzejuice from her flask.
VEROSIKA MAYDAY:
And your father is a handsome devil.
DANTE:
Okay. I don't wanna know if you guys fucked or not, but my dad is doing very well of protecting Hell. And you should be grateful.
VEROSIKA MAYDAY:
Actually, I am. If it wasn't for you and your dad, I wouldn't be able to steal songs from famous singers like Ciara.
DANTE:
You mean sex songs.
VEROSIKA MAYDAY:
You read my mind. So, how's your brother?
Dante didn't look happy and cross his arms.
DANTE:
I don't wanna talk about Vergil. But all I can say is he killed my mum and all he wants to do is to grabbed tits from succubus like yourself.
Verosika Mayday looked happy while she took her sunglasses off and put it in her fur coat pocket.
VEROSIKA MAYDAY:
Oh, is that what he wants? Well, I don't mind when somebody grabs my tits, squeeze them hard...
DANTE, VEROSIKA MAYDAY (Unison):
Squirt milk all over his face and start sucking my tits like a big bad baby!
Dante was frustrated.
DANTE:
Ah, fuck! That's what he said to me when we were kids!
VEROSIKA MAYDAY:
I'm starting to like him already.
Dante looked confused.
DANTE:
What do you mean by that?
Verosika Mayday walked closer to Dante.
VEROSIKA MAYDAY:
I mean all succubus likes you, Dante. Because you're hot.
Verosika Mayday spotted Dante's popsicle melting.
VEROSIKA MAYDAY (Seductive):
And your popsicle's melting. Let me help you.
Verosika Mayday started licking Dante's popsicle, then she put it in her mouth while moaning with pleasure. Loona looked shocked for seeing what Verosika Mayday was doing. Dante was blushing, until he shook his head pulled his popsicle away from Verosika Mayday.
DANTE:
Okay, I think you helped me enough! Now I can't have my popsicle.
Dante threw his popsicle on floor and Verosika Mayday laughed at him.
VEROSIKA MAYDAY:
Is Dante afraid to admit that he's really into me? I think he is!
DANTE:
I'm not afraid. And I'm not really into you.
Verosika Mayday wrapped her arms around Dante.
VEROSIKA MAYDAY:
Oh, Dante. You may say that now, but sooner or later you will have to come to me. (Seductive): I will do anything your hellhound will never do.
Loona looked angry.
LOONA:
What the fuck?!
Verosika Mayday grabbed Dante's hands slowly.
VEROSIKA MAYDAY:
Your hands are so warm.
Loona looked furious and pushed Verosika Mayday away from Dante.
LOONA:
Back off, bitch! He's mine!
Loona grabbed Dante's hand and they both walked away from Verosika Mayday. Vortex smiled when he saw Dante and Loona leaving.
VORTEX:
I think he's already taken, Verosika.
VEROSIKA MAYDAY:
Oh, he won't be for long, Vortex. I'll get him eventually.
Moxxie and Millie were watching Dante and Loona leaving Verosika Mayday and Vortex while hiding behind two garbage bins.
MILLIE:
Do you see that, Moxxie? Verosika was trying to seduce Dante in front of Loona.
MOXXIE:
Yeah, and did you see what she's doing with his popsicle? It's like she's sucking his dick.
MILLIE:
Oh, sweetie. Everybody knows that. Now come on, we can't lose them.
Moxxie and Mille continued following Dante and Loona. At the other side of the city, Loona looked angry while she and Dante were walking.
LOONA:
That cock-sucking bitch! How dare she say she can do anything I can't! Who does she think she is? A vampire?
Dante calmed Loona down.
DANTE:
Loony, it's okay. I am not gonna let Verosika steal me from you. Besides, I'm immune to her hypnotic powers. Every demon knows that. And I love it when you're angry.
Loona smiled at Dante.
LOONA:
I know. It always makes you happy and it makes me horny when I'm with you. Anyway, I'm only angry because I didn't have any breakfast.
Dante saw the pizza diner.
DANTE:
Hey, Loona. Recognise this diner?
Loona saw the pizza diner and looked amazed.
LOONA:
The Devil's Pizzeria!
Loona ran up to the window screen and saw the menu, while Dante followed her.
LOONA:
And they still have the Devil May Cry special!
DANTE:
Been popular since 2001.
LOONA:
That was the first place we went together after I've moved in with you.
DANTE:
Well, let's go inside and have lunch.
Dante opened the door, and he and Loona went inside.
Area: Devil's Pizzeria
Inside the diner, Loona looked happy when she looked around the room.
LOONA:
Whoa! It looks exactly the way I remember it.
Dante saw Morrison, the owner of Devil's Pizzeria.
DANTE:
Morrison!
MORRISON:
Dante! My favourite customer.
Morrison looked surprised.
MORRSION:
Loona? Is that you?
LOONA:
Hey, Morrison.
MORRISON:
My god! I haven't seen you for four years. And you look different.
LOONA:
That's because I was adopted and now, I'm a receptionist of I.M.P.
MORRISON:
Really? I thought Sprada adopted you.
LOONA:
I thought so too.
DANTE:
Uh, we like to be seated please?
MORRISON:
Certainly, Dante. But your membership has expired two years ago. So, you're gonna have to order like a normal customer to renew it.
DANTE:
That's okay. I've got enough money.
Dante and Loona were sitting at the table looking at the Devil May Cry special menu, while the waitress was about to take their order.
WAITRESS:
Are you ready to order, Mr. Dante?
DANTE:
Yes, I like a large pepperoni pizza with cheese stuff crust for the main course, a Devil's Pop to drink and a strawberry sundae for dessert.
The waitress was writing Dante's order in her notebook.
WAITRESS:
Excellent choice. And for Ms. Loona?
LOONA:
Make that two.
Moxxie and Millie appeared at Dante and Loona's table.
MILLIE:
Make that four!
Loona looked surprised when she saw Moxxie and Millie.
LOONA:
Millie! Moxxie! What are you doing here?
MOXXIE:
I was gonna ask you the same thing.
Millie looked happy when she saw Dante.
MILLIE (Happily):
I knew it! You and Dante are hanging out! How long you've been together? I really wanna know!
Loona introduces Dante to Moxxie and Millie.
LOONA:
Dante, this is Moxxie and his wife, Millie. They also work at I.M.P, and I have a lot of explaining to do.
Dante, Loona, Moxxie and Millie were having pizza and strawberry sundae at the table, and having a conversation.
MILLIE:
So, you went to the Demon World to find Sparda and that's where you met Dante?
LOONA:
Yes, and when Sparda took me to his home, Dante and I had eight years of an amazing, romantic life. And what turns him on is me snarling at him, licking his face and blowing smoke at his face.
DANTE:
I'm not a smoker, but when you blow smoke at me, it's like I can see you through the mist of love.
Loona blushed.
LOONA:
Oh, Dante!
MOXXIE:
You two must've have a weird fetish life.
MILLIE:
Oh, Moxxie. Everybody has a fetish to keep their love going. And so do we. (Seductive): Like that roleplay we had last night.
Moxxie looked happy.
MOXXIE:
Oh, yeah!
LOONA:
I forgot about Dante before Blitzo adopted me four years ago, until last night.
MILLIE:
Ooh! So, you and Dante got really nasty last night.
LOONA:
Yeah. And this is why you can't tell Blitzo about our relationship. I mean if he finds out, he'll...
Moxxie interrupted Loona.
MOXXIE:
Whoa, whoa, easy, Loona. We're never gonna tell Blitzo about it.
LOONA:
You're not?
MILLIE:
Hell, no! Blitzo is an asshole. He dumped Stolas because he hates Sparda and never wanted us to sign his contract.
Dante looked surprised.
DANTE:
Wait a minute. Does this mean you two do wanna work with me and my dad?
MOXXIE:
Yes! We wanted to for months.
DANTE:
Wow! I appreciate it, but your boss, Blitzo needs to sign my dad's contract before you do.
MOXXIE:
I know, but he never will.
DANTE:
Well, I'm gonna find a way to make him.
Moxxie smiled.
MOXXIE:
I know you will.
Moxxie turned to Loona.
MOXXIE:
Loona, I need to ask you one thing. What made you forget about Dante?
Loona looked a little frightened.
LOONA:
I don't wanna talk about it.
MILLIE:
What? Why not?
DANTE:
Uh, I think Loony wants to talk to me about it, alone. So, let's change the subject.
LOONA:
Thanks, Dante.
Moxxie and Millie understood Dante.
MOXXIE:
We understand.
MILLIE:
Anyway, Moxxie and I saw your T.V show, Batman and Robin. It was fucking cool!
DANTE:
Really? You like it?
MOXXIE:
Hell, yeah!
DANTE:
That's great! But it's not just my show, it's my dad's. He's a very big fan of Batman, since the Tim Burton films. He played as Batman, my butler played as Alfred Pennyworth and I played as Robin.
MOXXIE:
Which one? Dick Grayson? Tim Drake? Jason Todd?
DANTE:
Neither. It's Damian Wayne. He's the grandson of Ra's al Ghul, and his mother is Talia.
Millie looked amazed.
MILLIE:
Oh, yes! I read about him in the comic books.
DANTE:
And you know who's the director and producer of the series? Tim Burton.
MOXXIE:
The human who did Batman and Batman Returns?
DANTE:
Yeah. Danny Elfman did the music, and Sam Hamm did the script.
MILLIE:
And I know the story. Ra's al Ghul told Damian to kill Batman, but he didn't because he found out Batman is his dad. So, Bruce Wayne trained his son and Damian became Robin.
MOXXIE:
In the season finale, Bruce passed his title of Batman to Damian.
DANTE:
Yeah, but that wasn't in the script, but when Tim saw my dad improvising, he loved it. I don't know why my dad did that, but at least our fans loved it.
Dante turned to Loona.
DANTE:
What about you Loona? Have you seen Batman and Robin?
LOONA:
Yeah, but I didn't know it was you and your dad.
DANTE:
That's because we gave ourselves human names. I was Chris Winters and my dad was Spartan Kennedy. But Batman and Robin has nothing to do with the movie from the nineties.
Loona smiled at Dante.
LOONA:
I'm glad I've fucked a Robin.
DANTE:
Tweet fucking tweet.
MOXXIE:
Loona, I'm very curious. Where did you get that gel, you had on your face last night.
LOONA:
Actually, it wasn't gel, Moxxie. It was... Well… Um...
DANTE:
It was my cum. While I was having sex with Loona, I squirted on her face, when I was jacking off.
Moxxie looked surprised.
MOXXIE:
So, Blitzo spread your cum on his horns.
After a few seconds of silence, Moxxie burst out laughing.
MOXXIE (Laughing):
Ha, ha, ha, ha! Blitzo spread your cum on his horn!
Dante started to smiled.
DANTE:
I guess that is very funny.
MOXXIE (Laughing):
Very funny?! Ha, ha, ha, ha! I'm shitting myself! He spread your cum on his horns!
Dante started to laugh, while Millie calmed Moxxie down.
MILLIE:
All right, all right, sweetie. Calm down. We don't want Blitzo to know about this.
After Moxxie stopped laughing, Millie turned to Dante.
MILLIE:
Dante, I knew it was your cum, and it tasted delicious.
DANTE:
You ate it?
Millie got up from her seat and walked up to Dante and started flirting with him.
MILLIE:
When I saw you killing C.D's with your dad, my heart my beating like crazy. (Seductive): Now slip me some tongue!
Millie opened her mouth and wiggled her tongue at Dante. Dante looked at Loona awkwardly.
LOONA:
You better give her what she wants.
Dante turned to Millie and kissed her passionately. Moxxie looked shocked while he was watching them. After the kiss, Millie felt overwhelmed.
MILLIE (Happily):
Oh, yes! That's what I always wanted! Thanks, Dante!
DANTE:
Well, I'm glad you're happy, Millie.
Millie went back to her seat and Moxxie looked confused.
MOXXIE:
That's it? That is your fantasy? Kissing Dante?
MILLIE:
Yes, honey. You didn't really think I was going to fuck him, did you?
Moxxie looked nervous.
MOXXIE (Nervously):
No, of course not! It's just... Um... Well, I'm glad you didn't.
Dante looked at Loona.
DANTE:
I hope I didn't offend you, Loony.
Loona smiled.
LOONA:
Of course not. You're still my devil boy.
Loona licked Dante's face, then she started to sniff around Dante, Moxxie and Millie. Dante looked worried.
DANTE:
Loony? What's wrong?
LOONA:
Dante, I'm picking up a familiar scent.
DANTE:
Is it me? Is it your dad?
LOONA:
No. It's just I haven't picked up that scent since.... Twelve years ago.
Dante looked amazed.
DANTE:
I know what that is.
A panicked demon citizen entered the Devil's Pizzeria.
DEMON CITIZEN#1:
Where's the son of Sparda?! This is an emergency!
The demon citizen saw Dante and ran up to him.
DEMON CITIZEN#1:
Excuse me? Are you Dante?
DANTE:
Yeah. What's the problem?
DEMON CITIZEN#1:
There's C.D's in the streets! They're attacking everyone! Do something! Quick!!
DANTE:
All right, sir! We'll get right on it!
Loona, Moxxie and Millie looked confused.
LOONA, MOXXIE, MILLIE (Unison):
We?!
DANTE:
That's right! Come on!
Dante, Loona, Moxxie and Millie quickly left the diner and went outside. They saw corrupted imps and hellhounds rampaging the street and killing some demon citizens.
DANTE:
Looks like another rampage.
MILLIE:
Luckily, we've been prepared for this.
Millie got out a duffle bag out of the garbage bin and opened it. Inside the duffle bag were firearms and melee weapons. Moxxie took out a shotgun and an assault rifle, and Millie got out her giant battleaxe. Dante looked amazed.
DANTE:
You kept your weapons in the bin?
MOXXIE:
Not all of them. He just needed the ones to impress you.
Dante smiled.
DANTE:
I see. Loony, get my guns out!
Loona looked happy.
LOONA:
Is that a new name of your treat, Dante?
DANTE:
No! I mean Ebony and Ivory.
Loona realized what Dante was talking about.
LOONA:
Oh!
Loona took out Dante's automatic pistols from his holsters. Dante gathered round with Loona, Moxxie and Millie.
DANTE:
Okay. I can see how much you guys wanted this job. But if you wanted to impress me, here's your chance.
Dante turned to the corrupted demons and took his Rebellion sword out from back.
DANTE:
Let's rock, baby!
Dante, Loona, Moxxie and Millie charged at the corrupted demons. Millie jumped on top of a car and cut six corrupted imps' heads off with her giant battleaxe. Moxxie grabbed his shotgun and shoved it in the corrupted hellhound's mouth.
MOXXIE:
Eat this!
Moxxie pulled the trigger from his shotgun that blew the corrupted hellhound's head off. Dante used his sword to slash ten corrupted imps and hellhounds in half. Loona used Dante's automatic pistols to shoot seven corrupted imps off the lampposts and road signs. After all the corrupted demons are dead, Dante turned to Loona, Millie and Moxxie.
DANTE:
Are you guys, okay?
LOONA:
Yeah.
MOXXIE:
Great!
Millie looked happy.
MILLIE (Happily):
WHOA! What a rush! This is way better than killing humans!
A giant portal magically appeared behind Dante. He and his friends turned to the giant portal.
DANTE:
Let me guess, a boss battle?
A giant corrupted demon name Hunter appeared from the portal, and saw Dante. Moxxie and Millie looked shocked when they saw Hunter.
HUNTER (Demonic Voice):
Dante!
DANTE:
Hunter. It's been a while. I see that scar I gave you didn't change you.
HUNTER (Demonic Voice):
Ah, yes. My scar. We thought about it, every day for a whole year.
Loona turned to Dante.
LOONA:
Who is that scarface?
DANTE:
Hunter. He's a bounty hunter hired by Mundus. He put a price of my dad's head, and now mine.
LOONA:
Isn't he the first boss from DMC: Devil May Cry?
DANTE:
Yes.
LOONA:
I love that game.
MOXXIE:
Dante! I know that C.D! He's the one who's been killing our targets back in the Living World.
DANTE:
What?
Hunter saw Moxxie and Millie.
HUNTER (Demonic Voice):
Ah, I've seen you two before. You kill humans who deserve to die.
MILLIE:
We only kill who we're paid to.
HUNTER (Demonic Voice):
Well, it's too bad that your boss's business will be gone and you have no humans to kill.
MOXXIE:
We don't care about I.M.P anymore. We had someone that we can help with his business.
Dante smiled.
HUNTER (Demonic Voice):
So, you're planning to kill all of my kind, like Dante's vigilante father and his whore mother.
Dante looked angry at Hunter.
DANTE:
What did you say about my mother?
Loona walked back and warned Moxxie and Millie.
LOONA:
Oh, my God! Guys, you better stand back.
MOXXIE:
Why?
HUNTER (Demonic Voice):
I said, your mother is... a... fucking.... whore!
DANTE:
Nobody or demon talks about my mother! She's an angel!
HUNTER (Demonic Voice):
Well, she is since your brother killed her!
Dante looked furious.
DANTE:
Oh, that's fucking it! Devil Trigger!
Dante transformed into a demon, while Loona, Moxxie and Millie looked surprised.
MOXXIE:
Holy shit!
MILLIE:
Dante's demon form!
LOONA:
Damn!
MOXXIE:
Now, we better stand back.
While Loona, Moxxie and MIllie hid behind a car, Dante burst out in anger and charged at Hunter.
DANTE (Demonic Voice):
AAARRRGGGHHH!!!
Dante used his demon strength to punch Hunter in the face several times and he used his sword to give Hunter lots of big scars. Loona was sweating in excitement while she's watching Dante fighting off Hunter.
LOONA:
Oh, shit! This is hot!
After Hunter was defeated, Dante walked up to him and looked at his face.
DANTE (Demonic Voice):
If you ever come to Hell again, I will hunt you down!
Hunter laughed.
HUNTER (Demonic Voice):
You talk tough, but you fight like a pussy!
Dante jumped into the air and kick launched Hunter through the giant portal.
HUNTER (Demonic Voice):
I'll find you again, son of Sparda!!
After the giant portal disappeared, Dante calmed himself down.
DANTE (Demonic Voice):
Human!
Dante changed back into his human form, while Loona, Moxxie and Millie ran up to him with excitement.
MOXXIE:
Dante, that was amazing! You've changed into your Devil Trigger form!
MILLIE:
And the way you kicked that Hunter through the portal was fucking cool!
DANTE:
Yeah, but my dad told me to use that form for emergencies.
LOONA:
Well, what made you control it?
Before Dante was about to answer Loona's question, lots of demon citizens gather around Dante, Loona, Moxxie and Millie. They were cheering for them.
DEMON CITIZEN#2:
Dante. You saved our city again!
The demon citizens were talking to Loona, Moxxie and Millie.
DEMON CITIZEN#3:
Do you guys work with Dante and his dad?
Before Loona, Moxxie and Millie were about to talk, Dante spoke for them.
DANTE:
Yes, they do. We're a team.
Loona, Moxxie and Millie looked happily amazed.
DEMON CITIZEN#4:
Do you three still work at I.M.P?
MOXXIE:
Yeah, but not for long. We're gonna kill every single C.D's and their leader Mundus! Once our boss signs Sparda's contract, of course.
DANTE:
And I'll make sure he does.
Morrison ran up to Dante.
MORRISON:
Dante, for saving us and my diner from the C.D's, I wanna offer you, your friends and family a lifetime membership pass. So, you can have any pizza and sundae for free!
Morrison gave the membership passes to Dante.
DANTE:
Thanks, Morrison. That means a lot.
All the demon citizens applauded Dante, Moxxie and Millie, while Loona grabbed Dante and gave him a passionate kiss.
Area: Paradise (Sparda's Summer House)
That night, Dante and Loona opened the front door and went to the living room. They both smiled at each other.
LOONA:
I had a great time today. Vandalising Blitzo's billboard, the way you killed the C.D's. But can I ask you something?
DANTE:
What?
LOONA:
Why do you only kill C.D's? Should you be killing sinners too?
DANTE:
No. My dad and I only scare them, so they can make good choices in life. We're trying to get the humans to heaven. Sometimes it works, and sometimes it doesn't. That's just the way it is in the Living World.
Loona agreed with Dante.
LOONA:
Yeah, humans always make bad choices because they don't give a shit.
Dante looked around the living room.
DANTE:
Since we're alone, and Mrs. Mayday is asleep, and my dad is working late. Could you please tell me what made you forget about our relationship?
Loona looked worried and sighed.
LOONA:
Okay, I'll tell you. Just let me have a smoke first.
Loona sat on a couch, took out her pack of cigarettes and put one in her mouth. She tried to light it with her lighter, but it wasn't working.
LOONA:
Fuck, it's empty!
DANTE:
Allow me.
Dante sat next to Loona, released fire from his hand to light her cigarette. Loona took a drag on it and blew smoke in Dante's face. Dante smiled.
DANTE:
I love it when you do that.
LOONA:
I know. Anyway, the place I grew up wasn't an orphanage. It was the Adoption Center.
DANTE:
What?
LOONA:
It may look like an orphanage on the outside, but inside it was... um...
DANTE:
The pound?
LOONA:
Yes! I fucking hated that place! They kept me in a cell since I was a pup. So, when I finally escaped, I stole their grimoire and went to the Demon World to find your dad.
Dante looked surprised.
DANTE:
That was the day we first met. Twelve years ago.
LOONA:
That's right. I was about to get punished for escaping and stealing their grimoire, until your dad put me in his care. I thought he adopted me, but he didn't.
Loona took another drag on her cigarette and exhaled.
LOONA:
Four years ago, I was about to get adopted my Blitzo, but instead they put me back in a cell for another few months. That's when I realized they fucking lied to me. I felt angry, scared, alone and depressed. And I started to forget our relationship piece by piece, until there was nothing left. That's was the day Blitzo finally adopted me. I tried to remember, but instead, I just stopped caring about everybody, including my dad. I mean I do sometimes, but I don't wanna show him. When I saw Octavia in the Living World two years ago, I felt like I've already knew her, but I didn't. I don't know for sure, but she must've felt devastated when she found out.
Dante was listening to Loona.
DANTE:
So, what made you remember our relationship?
LOONA:
Yesterday, I picked up your scent from your Devil May Cry flyers, went to the unknown file on my phone, and it was password protected. But when I typed your name, all the pictures I've took, all the videos I've filmed made me remember everything about us, your family and Octavia. I felt happy, but....
Loona put out her cigarette in the ashtray and started to cry.
LOONA (Crying):
But, Blitzo hates you and your dad. If he finds out about us, he'll be very pissed off and he might put me back in the Adoption Center. So, if I forget and remember you again, I might not care about you anymore, and I never want that to happen! I only care about you and your family because you saved my life and you accept me for who I am. I'm sorry for lying to you, Dante. I'm sorry I forgot about you. Please don't be mad.
Dante looked sad and he understood Loona's pain.
DANTE:
Loony. I'm not mad. But you know, I was about to forget about you when I've awoke my demon powers, until Aunt Stella helped me control it. You wanna know what I've been doing since I've started killing C.D's and me be in the Batman and Robin T.V series with my dad?
Loona shook her head.
DANTE:
I've been thinking about you every day. The time we had pizza, watched all the Batman and Resident Evil movies, and you giving me a blowjob. My memories of you will never fade because our love keeps me strong. I'm going to make your dad understand and accept our relationship but making him sign my dad's contract. But if it doesn't work, then I'll make sure he doesn't do anything to fuck it up because I'll always be there for you from now on.
Loona smiled and embraced Dante.
LOONA:
Oh, Dante!
DANTE:
Loony!
LOONA:
I don't wanna leave you again!
DANTE:
You won't. I promise.
LOONA:
I know you will. Dante? Why aren't you crying?
DANTE:
I'm a devil. Devils never cry. You may not see it, but deep down I feel your pain. And I should've found you when I had a chance. I promise I'll watch over you and take care of you like I did before. And this time, it's going to be different. I love you, Loona. I love you more than anything else in Hell.
Loona kissed Dante on the lips until she saw a tear coming out from his eye.
LOONA:
I thought you said you can't cry.
DANTE:
I fucking lied!
Dante gave Loona a passionate kiss and they started having slow sex in his bedroom.
Dante and Blitzo narrated the ending.
DANTE (Narrator):
What a reunion. Loona forgot about me until now. I'll never forget about her. Now I've promised her that we'll never be apart and no matter what happens, our relationship will last forever. Everybody needs love in life, not just sex. See you at next mission: Dante's Birthday Wrath.
BLITZO (Narrator):
So, you have been fucking my daughter! There's no way I'm going to accept it.
Dante sighed.
DANTE (Narrator):
At least you didn't spoil it, Blitzo.
(End of Mission 06)